A Normal-ish Day

Turtle: So I wake up.

Monkey: Eventually.

Turtle: *glares* And get dressed.

Monkey: Which takes forever.

Turtle: Only because SOME of us accept the fact that we're girls.

Monkey: And what is that supposed to mean?

Turtle: *rolls eyes* It means, O foolish one, that you couldn't be girly if you wanted to.

Monkey: I'm not "foolish", and I DON'T want to be girly.

Turtle: Are you sure you're not just expressing your inability to be girly?

Monkey: Huh?

Turtle: *groans* Are you sure you're not just saying that, because you can't be girly?

Monkey: Oh. *shrugs*

Turtle: Answer me!

Monkey: I did.