A Normal-ish Day
Turtle: So I wake up.
Monkey: Eventually.
Turtle: *glares* And get dressed.
Monkey: Which takes forever.
Turtle: Only because SOME of us accept the fact that we're girls.
Monkey: And what is that supposed to mean?
Turtle: *rolls eyes* It means, O foolish one, that you couldn't be girly if you wanted to.
Monkey: I'm not "foolish", and I DON'T want to be girly.
Turtle: Are you sure you're not just expressing your inability to be girly?
Monkey: Huh?
Turtle: *groans* Are you sure you're not just saying that, because you can't be girly?
Monkey: Oh. *shrugs*
Turtle: Answer me!
Monkey: I did.
Turtle: So I wake up.
Monkey: Eventually.
Turtle: *glares* And get dressed.
Monkey: Which takes forever.
Turtle: Only because SOME of us accept the fact that we're girls.
Monkey: And what is that supposed to mean?
Turtle: *rolls eyes* It means, O foolish one, that you couldn't be girly if you wanted to.
Monkey: I'm not "foolish", and I DON'T want to be girly.
Turtle: Are you sure you're not just expressing your inability to be girly?
Monkey: Huh?
Turtle: *groans* Are you sure you're not just saying that, because you can't be girly?
Monkey: Oh. *shrugs*
Turtle: Answer me!
Monkey: I did.
