Monkey's Mental Breakdown

Turtle: Shrugging is not an answer. Yes or no?

Monkey: Can we just get on with the story?

Turtle: *stares suspiciously at Monkey who stares blankly back* FINE. So I get up, eat breakfast, and go through my portal to Monkey's treehouse.

Monkey: Where she meets up with me.

Turtle: Who else would I meet up with? KBlob?

Monkey: Don't even make me think about that-that-that. . . *stares off into space and twitches repeatedly*

Turtle: Monstrosity? Thing? Evil being of EAVILL!

Monkey: *continues to twitch*

Turtle: MONKEY!

Monkey: *still twitching*

Turtle: Monkey, remember KBlob is in a mental facility far, far away. In fact they probably just sent her up into outer space to save the Greenpeace people the trouble.

Monkey: *stops twitching and sits up* But what if they send us to the same sanitarium?

Turtle: I never knew that you knew big words.

Monkey: *sticks out tongue* But what if they do?

Turtle: She'll probably be in a strait jacket and under too much shock therapy to know who we are.

Monkey: Oh. Good. *pause* What's a strait jacket?

Turtle: They're those pretty white jackets that they force you to wear so that you don't kill anybody.

Monkey: Oh. But why would we kill anybody?

Turtle: Well some insane people are rude although most of them are nice. Like that guy who thinks the squirrels are after him. Of course, the fact that he is mistaken has nothing to do with his rudeness.

Monkey: Then who are the squirrels after?

Turtle: Those old ladies who dye their big hair blonde and wear way too much lipstick and chew gum all the time.

Monkey: Eewwwwwwwww!!!

Turtle: That's what the squirrels said. *pause* Where were we in the story anyway?