Back to the Normal-ish Day Thing

Monkey: We were describing a normal-ish day for us in Freece when you so rudely mentioned the Screamin' Demon.

Turtle: Oh, yeah. So anyway, I meet up with Monkey at her treehouse where she's overly awake.

Monkey: I'm not "overly awake". I'm simply awake whereas you always act like the living dead when you wake up.

Turtle: That's because I HATE waking up because it's EAVILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monkey: and doom.

Turtle: Thank you. How can you not hate waking up?

Monkey: I do. I just wake up early, so that by the time you get here I'm fully awake.

Turtle: Oh. Well, anyway after we meet up, we go through a portal into the Royal Castle in Frakken where we change into Freecian

Monkey: and Insartian

Turtle: clothes. And I of course do my make-up.

Monkey: Couldn't you just do that at home?

Turtle: If my family knew I even owned black eye shadow, they'd think I was depressed. I think they went crazy when I went to that shrink for a few months. Darn shrink.

Monkey: And while she does that I get to get our back-packs full of just-in- case junk. For instance, why do we need our tiaras?

Turtle: Because it's hard for people to believe that you're a Queen without proof.

Monkey: Oh. Well anyway we normally spend the rest of the day riding horses to the Lake at the Edge of the World where we talk to the other Queens.

Turtle: Then, we ride back and visit every bookstore in Frakken.

Monkey: After that, we go back to the castle and spend the rest of the day reading and talking.