Hm…A little extra bit of nonsense this is. 

Dragonblond:  I take your permission and idea wholeheartedly.  But unfortunately, I almost know nothing about mademoiselle Ryo.  Perhaps you could shed some light or at least point me to the fic that has a complete description of her powers and looks?

hnh: I think her womanly harms may have worn off.  Doggy is currently eating a giant milkbone.  He thanks you.  Hunnn…Hummers….

roguehobbit:  She will preservere.  And she thanks you for your luck

Laureate:….*reading off little paper* …...'Hezibah does not eat Mary-sue meat.  That meat poison for Hezibah.'

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I'm back.  Stop Screaming!  I'm not that bad!  Where was I?  Oh yes.

Arcane managed to get out of the closet.

"What kind of girl locks a guy in the closet with his guns?  She must not have been thinking straight."  Never mind he was speaking to himself.  He was half-deaf anyway. 

Carni, in her most splendiferous beauty (gag. me. with. A. spoon.) turned the corner and set eyes upon her love.

"My love!  As soon as I have your name we shall be married and have many children and live happily ever after!"

Arcane got a severe 'deer in the headlights' look.  Apparently her 'lovin' charm wore off.  Because everyone knows, Mary-sue's must have angst.  And if that means going after the only guy who's currently running away from you-

"Wait!"  Carni gave pursuit.  "I need your name!  And your soul, but we won't get into that right now!"

See?  Danny said she was evil.  Danny!

Danny was coming home after a most fruitful, err….. Let's just say she had a nice time at the zoo, shall we?  Never mind that the zoo was in flames and the entire menagerie was following her home.

"Onward, my warriors!  We WILL DESTROY that evil monster!"

Somehow I just knew that would happen.  Back to the other paw!

Carni had lost her soul mate.  Never mind the fact that he was cowering on the roof, in plain sight to everyone that just looked up.  She rounded the pool and ran into another mutant.

"Oh hello!  You haven't seen an absolutely gorgeous guy in a trench coat have you?"

Ryo looked at her then snuck a glance at the roof, where Arcane was gesturing for her to say no.  After a particularly violent gesture, he toppled off the roof backwards.

"No, I can't say that I have," she finally said.  Carni looked at her closely.

"Are you new?  Oh I just love to meet new people!"  Never mind the fact that Ryo had been there longer than she had.  But Mary-sues just have to gush about these things.  Carni seized her arm.

"Come on!  We'll do each other's hair and you can tell me all about your native country!"

"Native?  Wait!"  Alas, La pauvre dame Ryo.  Not even with her dragging her feet and clawing the wrist of the Mary-sue that grabbed her could she make her getaway.

"I COME TO FREE MY PEOPLE!" Alright, Danny has definitely snapped.  Of course, if the cop cars following her and the managerie flanking her didn't tip you off, I don't know what will.  The gates opened up with little comment.  You just don't make comments to deranged empaths.  It slammed in the face of the cops though.  I mean, if the cops got in to stop her, it would defeat the entire purpose of her stealing the zoo.

She (Danny) wandered about, ignoring Arcane, who was struggling to get up after falling off the roof, till she found that Mary-sue trying to kidnap some poor girl from the pool.  Had she no decency?!

"Stop right there!"  Carni looked over to her.

"Oh!  My best friend!"  Again, that nasty little twitch started up.

"You're right!"  Danny suddenly brightened up, which makes one believe that she found that happy place that everybody has.  And quite frankly, terrifies me, because an empath  with an entire zoo at her back that just reached said place is, more often than not, a bad thing.

"And as you're best friend, I'd like you to meet my friends.  HAVE AT!"  Lions and tigers and elephants and…so on, oh my.  And so the zoo attacked Carni.  Unfortunately she used her mary-sue powers to turns all the animals into babies.  Which really didn't work very well, because baby bears have claws, baby elephants are several hundred pounds etc.  But the point is, she survived.  Damnit.

But all hope is not lost!  Danny managed to free Ryo from the grasp of evil that was and still is Carni and they both ran off.  Yay.

"Who are you and what was that?????!"  Ryo glared at her.  Danny struck a pose.

"I am Danny, animal empath, and I shall defeat the evil that is the hussy that tried to steal my bo- I mean, my Dog!"  She runs off blushing furiously.  "Damn thoughts!  Always getting messed up in my head!"

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Dexroth:  I'll say…

Danny: After I destroy her, you're next.

Dexroth: I've been threatened by more powerful creatures than you!

Danny:  What?  Make-believe characters made by computer nerds playing role-playing games?

Dexroth:………….

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Ryo: At least I was saved….I guess.

Arcane:  You just hit the fire, kid.   I can't believe she ignored me…

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Yes, I'm done.  Third chapter. 

Wow! I got a cd with all the James bond theme songs except for the most recent movie, and they are so fun to listen too.