Through the Portal

Turtle: How rude!

Monkey: Really.

Doctress: *appearing through portal* Ow!!!!!!!!!!! Whoever is responsible for this is going to pay!!!!!!!!!!! I'll use hair spray in their eyes and light their hair on fire if I have to, but they will pay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Turtle: Welcome to wherever. Population: 3.

Turtle-Bot:: *appears through portal*

Turtle: Or 4.

Tigris: *appears through portal which suddenly disappears* *Animal cruelty!!!!!!!!!*

Turtle: Well it looks like there's no way out. Monkey, do you know where that monkey of yours is?

Monkey: Well, I'd have to know where we are to tell her how to get here.

Turtle: Damn.

Monkey: Don't swear.

Turtle: Monkey, in a situation like this I NEED to swear. It gets my creative juices flowing.

Monkey: Oh, well.

Turtle: I guess we'll just have to open a portal to somewhere else.

Turtle-Bot:: Where are we going?

Turtle: Carmenia.

Tigris: *Good. I haven't talked to Pantoof in weeks.*

Turtle: And Kim is probably missing, too. *to audience* In case, you don't know who Pantoof and Kim are, read Journey into Princessdom by Faerie of Serendipity.

Audience: Ooooooooohhhhhhhhh.

Turtle: *opens a portal to the Royal Gardens in Carmenia* *points in the vague direction of the Carmenian sky* Onward!

Tigris: *shakes head at Turtle's strangeness and walks through the portal*

Turtle-Bot:: *happily rolls through the portal while attempting to skip merrily*

Monkey: *looks at the insanity around her, smiles, and walks through the portal*

Doctress: *plants explosives in a dark corner and suspiciously walks through the portal while humming some spy music*

Turtle: *closes the portal just before the room explodes*

Doctress: *grins wickedly*