Disclaimer: I do not in any way own Barbie nor will I ever own Barbie
unless someone leaves it to me in their will in which case, I'll sell it on
E-Bay.
Paprika's Palace
~A few minutes later, in the palace~
Monkey: I thought you'd been here before.
Turtle: I have. I'm just not good with directions. Besides we normally meet at the Lake at the Edge of the World. Even you know that. I haven't been here since Carmenia's Independence Ball.
Monkey: You should still know where we are.
Turtle: I do know where we are. I just don't know where Paprika is.
Monkey: Good point.
Tigris: *You could have just asked me to navigate. But no. You know your way around the palace. You should navigate. Now look where it's gotten us.*
Turtle: *opens a door on the left* Yes, now look where it's gotten us. Right to Paprika.
Tigris: *We've passed this door five times already. If you'd let me lead we would have found her much quicker.*
Nora: Veel you stop arguing?! It's geeving me a headache. Vat veeth Kim being gone and Pantoof trying to make up for her noise.
Pantoof: *shining very pathetically and sobbing* I MISS KIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Turtle: Poor you. I miss my country's old government.
Paprika: What do you mean?
Turtle: Haven't you been reading? *hands Paprika a stack of papers* Readeth.
Paprika: *reads through chapters quickly* I can't believe this!
Doctress: Neither can I. I thought Barbie was too stupid to try and take over the world. And it's actually working so far.
Paprika: The world?
Doctress: Tell me you can't see that she's obviously trying to take over our world. She chose Freece, because it was the first country to come into existence in this world. Carmenia is next, because it was second.
Turtle: We're trying to stop Barbie from hurting the citizens of this world. Besides if she takes my Queen of the World dress, I will obviously need to get revenge.
Tigris: *Obviously* *taking a break from her conversation with Pantoof*
Paprika: But Carmenia never did anything to her!
Turtle: My theory is that the land of Barbie is getting too crowded for all of those preps. She wants more space.
Paprika: But that's not nice!
Turtle: That's not the point.
Monkey: What is the point?
Turtle: The point is that Barbie doesn't have to be nice. She just has to pretend to be nice. Have you heard about the new cheerleader Barbie dolls?
Nora: Zat's true.
Pantoof: But why would Kim do something like that?
Turtle: Duh! She's a prep.
Paprika's Palace
~A few minutes later, in the palace~
Monkey: I thought you'd been here before.
Turtle: I have. I'm just not good with directions. Besides we normally meet at the Lake at the Edge of the World. Even you know that. I haven't been here since Carmenia's Independence Ball.
Monkey: You should still know where we are.
Turtle: I do know where we are. I just don't know where Paprika is.
Monkey: Good point.
Tigris: *You could have just asked me to navigate. But no. You know your way around the palace. You should navigate. Now look where it's gotten us.*
Turtle: *opens a door on the left* Yes, now look where it's gotten us. Right to Paprika.
Tigris: *We've passed this door five times already. If you'd let me lead we would have found her much quicker.*
Nora: Veel you stop arguing?! It's geeving me a headache. Vat veeth Kim being gone and Pantoof trying to make up for her noise.
Pantoof: *shining very pathetically and sobbing* I MISS KIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Turtle: Poor you. I miss my country's old government.
Paprika: What do you mean?
Turtle: Haven't you been reading? *hands Paprika a stack of papers* Readeth.
Paprika: *reads through chapters quickly* I can't believe this!
Doctress: Neither can I. I thought Barbie was too stupid to try and take over the world. And it's actually working so far.
Paprika: The world?
Doctress: Tell me you can't see that she's obviously trying to take over our world. She chose Freece, because it was the first country to come into existence in this world. Carmenia is next, because it was second.
Turtle: We're trying to stop Barbie from hurting the citizens of this world. Besides if she takes my Queen of the World dress, I will obviously need to get revenge.
Tigris: *Obviously* *taking a break from her conversation with Pantoof*
Paprika: But Carmenia never did anything to her!
Turtle: My theory is that the land of Barbie is getting too crowded for all of those preps. She wants more space.
Paprika: But that's not nice!
Turtle: That's not the point.
Monkey: What is the point?
Turtle: The point is that Barbie doesn't have to be nice. She just has to pretend to be nice. Have you heard about the new cheerleader Barbie dolls?
Nora: Zat's true.
Pantoof: But why would Kim do something like that?
Turtle: Duh! She's a prep.
