Disclaimer: For the last time, I do not and will not ever own Barbie.

Monkey's 2nd Mental Breakdown

Paprika: How many times do I have to tell you? It's pep not prep. Preppy means rich. Barbie acts peppy.

Turtle: And how many times do I have to tell you? Prep sounds much better than pep.

Paprika: But they mean two different things!

Turtle: Not really. Cheerleaders are usually rich.

Paprika: Good point. But what about the people at our old school who were all rich?

Turtle: Some of them were intelligent people, but the rest were just plain stupid.

Paprika: They weren't that stupid. You're just not optimistic.

Turtle: Paprika, none out of five popular people knew how to spell elephant when one was secretly hiding out at their school.

Paprika: You mean KSObese?

Monkey: *starts twitching*

Paprika: What did I say?

Turtle: You're not supposed to say that name.

Paprika: Can I say KBlob?

Monkey: *starts rolling on the floor*

Paprika: Apparently not. Can I say any of you-know-who's other names?

Monkey: *sits up and starts to calm down and shakes head*

Turtle: You can just call that thing you-know-who. *hands a clicky pen to Monkey*

Monkey: *takes clicky pen and clicks it repeatedly* I like clicky pens. Do you like clicky pens? I like clicky pens, 'cause they are clicky.

Turtle: I like happy frogs. Do you like happy frogs? I like happy frogs, 'cause they're lime green.

Paprika: I like striped pajamas. Do you like striped pajamas? I like striped pajamas, 'cause they are stripey.

Giraffe: *has just walked in* What did I miss?

Turtle: Barbie is trying to take over this world with the help of Tibby and Kim, and Monkey just had her second mental breakdown.

Giraffe: Please tell me you're joking.

Monkey: *who has finally snapped out of it* Nopers. Barbie kicked us out of Freece, and we're trying to stop her from taking over the rest of this world.

Giraffe: Damn.

Monkey: Don't swear!

Giraffe: *rolls eyes*