Disclaimer: I own everything except Barbie, Paprika, Nora, Pantoof, Monkey,
Kim, Rhiannon, Aria, Stella, Insartia, Carmenia, Camana, Horse, Giraffe,
Stretica, and . . . that's it. I'm so glad that everything's been cleared
up.
Chapter 17
And the plan is?
So the adventurers were filling in Giraffe. Then Horse showed up because of some announcement at the Lake at the Edge of the World. (Basically she read the story and decided to come and bother us.) Finally after everyone knew what everyone else was doing there, Horse, being the Queen of Common Sense, asked us if we had a plan. Now we join our heroes as they give their most intelligent answer which is:
"Well . . . kind of . . . sort of . . . no."
"You should really give pep talks more often, Horse. You're so good at it!" said Turtle. "Besides you're the one who comes up with plans. We're just the people who talk a lot and add humor to the horrible situations in which we place ourselves."
"And that means?" Monkey always did ask stupid questions. Everyone just rolled their eyes. "What?" Turtle gave her a look that plainly said, "You are an idiot." "What?!" Once again everyone rolled their eyes and ignored the psychotic fool that Monkey had made herself into.
"Anyway, I figured that we could just do everything in our powers to annoy the preps back to the land of Barbie." Turtle continued.
"Like?" Horse was too sane for her own good.
"Like . . . maybe you could think at them. That would annoy them. Maybe Giraffe could eat a lot in front of them. And Paprika could tell them useless information. Monkey could be insane, and I could say morbid stuff about their futures."
"Good. Does everyone have the plan?" Horse always has to take charge.
No. What do those of us who aren't part of the average person's reality do? Tigris said telepathically.
Turtle had no idea. "Wait! No . . . I've got it! You could dress like Goths!"
"YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Doctress had never been this happy in her life. "I finally have an excuse to wear something other than that stupid lab coat! Woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone stared. Doctress started to do a little dorky victory dance. Everyone continued to stare as Doctress acted happy. This had never happened before, and nobody was quite sure of what they were supposed to do. Monkey however had an idea.
Chapter 17
And the plan is?
So the adventurers were filling in Giraffe. Then Horse showed up because of some announcement at the Lake at the Edge of the World. (Basically she read the story and decided to come and bother us.) Finally after everyone knew what everyone else was doing there, Horse, being the Queen of Common Sense, asked us if we had a plan. Now we join our heroes as they give their most intelligent answer which is:
"Well . . . kind of . . . sort of . . . no."
"You should really give pep talks more often, Horse. You're so good at it!" said Turtle. "Besides you're the one who comes up with plans. We're just the people who talk a lot and add humor to the horrible situations in which we place ourselves."
"And that means?" Monkey always did ask stupid questions. Everyone just rolled their eyes. "What?" Turtle gave her a look that plainly said, "You are an idiot." "What?!" Once again everyone rolled their eyes and ignored the psychotic fool that Monkey had made herself into.
"Anyway, I figured that we could just do everything in our powers to annoy the preps back to the land of Barbie." Turtle continued.
"Like?" Horse was too sane for her own good.
"Like . . . maybe you could think at them. That would annoy them. Maybe Giraffe could eat a lot in front of them. And Paprika could tell them useless information. Monkey could be insane, and I could say morbid stuff about their futures."
"Good. Does everyone have the plan?" Horse always has to take charge.
No. What do those of us who aren't part of the average person's reality do? Tigris said telepathically.
Turtle had no idea. "Wait! No . . . I've got it! You could dress like Goths!"
"YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Doctress had never been this happy in her life. "I finally have an excuse to wear something other than that stupid lab coat! Woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone stared. Doctress started to do a little dorky victory dance. Everyone continued to stare as Doctress acted happy. This had never happened before, and nobody was quite sure of what they were supposed to do. Monkey however had an idea.
