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Doctress.
Chapter 18
The Plan in Action
When last we saw our heroes, they had just come up with a plan. Doctress was happy, but nobody knew what to do except Monkey.
Suddenly, Monkey slapped Doctress in the back of the head. "Snap out of it!"
"Thank you, Monkey," continued Turtle as though nothing had happened. "We should probably journey to Freece to attack them. It's going to be a long journey, so pack a lot of clothes."
"Couldn't you just make a portal to Freece?" Damn Horse's common sense!
"Good point. Is everybody armed?" Rhiannon, Monkey's alternate personality grinned. She was never without weapons. "OK, then. Let's go." Turtle opened a portal to the Royal Palace. They all hurried through. Turtle closed the portal. Suddenly, they realized they had made a huge mistake.
"How wonderful it is to see you." Barbie said as she sat upon Turtle's throne. "I knew you'd get here soon."
"Well, you know me. I never turn down a non-existent invitation, especially when it's to my own country." Turtle would make wise-cracks just when they were in trouble. They had been ambushed. "I'm just sad that you can't tell the future."
"Why's that?" Barbie was playing herself into a trap. Too bad, she couldn't tell the future.
"Because if you could tell the future, you wouldn't have bothered to try and take over Freece. You would have known that you will be defeated and sent back to the land of Barbie where you will lose your throne, because you're such a wimp." In the background, Monkey was telling the others to do their part. They did. "Hey, Tibby! Do you want to know what's gonna happen to you if you stay with Barbie? You'll live in a dirty old trailer married to a dirty old man that you thought had a future, because he used to be the quarterback on the high school football team! And you'll get ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Turtle yelled over the horrible battle.
The preps suddenly thought. There was just enough time for Rhee to tie them up. Aria and Stella did their little crazy dance on top of the preps' heads.
Chapter 18
The Plan in Action
When last we saw our heroes, they had just come up with a plan. Doctress was happy, but nobody knew what to do except Monkey.
Suddenly, Monkey slapped Doctress in the back of the head. "Snap out of it!"
"Thank you, Monkey," continued Turtle as though nothing had happened. "We should probably journey to Freece to attack them. It's going to be a long journey, so pack a lot of clothes."
"Couldn't you just make a portal to Freece?" Damn Horse's common sense!
"Good point. Is everybody armed?" Rhiannon, Monkey's alternate personality grinned. She was never without weapons. "OK, then. Let's go." Turtle opened a portal to the Royal Palace. They all hurried through. Turtle closed the portal. Suddenly, they realized they had made a huge mistake.
"How wonderful it is to see you." Barbie said as she sat upon Turtle's throne. "I knew you'd get here soon."
"Well, you know me. I never turn down a non-existent invitation, especially when it's to my own country." Turtle would make wise-cracks just when they were in trouble. They had been ambushed. "I'm just sad that you can't tell the future."
"Why's that?" Barbie was playing herself into a trap. Too bad, she couldn't tell the future.
"Because if you could tell the future, you wouldn't have bothered to try and take over Freece. You would have known that you will be defeated and sent back to the land of Barbie where you will lose your throne, because you're such a wimp." In the background, Monkey was telling the others to do their part. They did. "Hey, Tibby! Do you want to know what's gonna happen to you if you stay with Barbie? You'll live in a dirty old trailer married to a dirty old man that you thought had a future, because he used to be the quarterback on the high school football team! And you'll get ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Turtle yelled over the horrible battle.
The preps suddenly thought. There was just enough time for Rhee to tie them up. Aria and Stella did their little crazy dance on top of the preps' heads.
