NINTH CHAPTER!
Chaotic Boredom: I guess will find out this chapter!
roguehobbit: Yeah, maybe I shouldn't have put that notice. *sweatdrop* Not that I don't like the reviews, mind you.
Laureate: Oh goody! I make people's weeks. I'm glad!
CrypticIdentity: Thank you very much! He sounds like a cool character.
Alliriyan: Alright, but I'm not going to make that a habit. Thank-you much!
Kitty Tigri: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were so cool.
Iora Rua: I always think its funny when older peoples get lost like that.
QuickCheetah: Okey-dokey. Thank-you much!
hnh: What can I say? I like making up funny sayings.
Azzandra: Tut, tut. Some inner voices have no manners.
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"It was good knowing you all." Pheobe said as she took a fighting stance. Alba leaped up to stand beside her with a large hunk of red hair in her hands.
"You will all stop fighting! I shall use my powers to make sure you will al be friends!"
"Not if we can help it!"
Everybody looked around to see..
"EVAN!" Ryo squealed, gaining about ten odd looks from assorted people. Danny snickered.
"Aww..Ryo's got a boyfriend."
"Shut-up you empathic psycho!" She returned hotly. "I don't have a crush on him!"
"Yeah right!" Jinx snorted.
"EXCUSE ME, WE ARE HERE TO SAVE YOUR LIVES!" A girl with long stringy red hair yelled. Scott turned on her.
"And what are you going to do?"
The girl mutant, who looked like a hippy snake girl, gulped visibly. "Uhh.Nothing! Carry on!"
"Stacie!"
"What do you expect Evan? I'm a pacifist!"
A mutant that looked like a white tigress glared at her. "Wimp."
A boy waved his hand at them and suddenly both became sober.
"Beware the power of Sanity. Kitty, Stacie, behave yourselves."
"You're telling me." Arcane muttered under his breath.
"Let's stop that mutant!" Evan yelled. The four of them.well, the three of them, Stacie just kind of walked, charged into the fray.
Sanity immediately filled the X-men and the Acolytes with panic. Both Scott and Roberto couldn't take it and ran off like sissies. Danny set animals upon her enemies, this time with Doggy and Hezibah, who chose to show up. Arcane, Alba, and Ryo stuck together and tried to take out people with hand to hand combat. Pheobe and Kitty (furry) teamed up to take on Pyro, and Evan began to pin people to walls with his spikes. Magneto tried to turn the battle in his favor, but Jinx snuck up behind him and kicked him in the shin.
"*^%&% *^^%&%^!!!"
That last section was bleeped out to protect the Authoress's PG rating. And besides, you couldn't really tell what he was saying since the helmet got turned around by some awful luck.
"THIS SHALL BE FINISHED! AS SOON AS I WAVE MY HANDS YOU WILL ALL BE FRIENDS!" Carni put her hands up and prepared to do her evil Mary-sue magic when something happened!
...
....
....I SAID, SOMETHING HAPPENED!
"THIS STORY BELONGS TO ME, I DECIDE WHEN THINGS HAPPEN!"
"Who are you?" Carni asked the girl..Mandy, Andy? Oh, I can never remember.
"Of course you can't remember! That's the point!" The girl swept her hand up and pulled off her mask. There stood a beautiful, slim woman with white hair and black streaks and cold blue eyes!
"Why does this feel like déjà vu?" Magneto wondered aloud. He had managed.somehow to get the helmet turned where it was supposed to be.
"You should FATHER! I'm Madison Maximoff, the lost triplet of the twin Maximoffs!"
"How many kids does that make that?" Ryo whispered to Evan. He tried to count it on his fingers.
"How do we know this? My children aren't here for me to compare!"
"You need your twins to be here to help you realize if this is your daughter? Don't you keep track of these things?!"
"Quiet Charles! It's not as if this hasn't happened to you!"
".."
"..It DID?!"
"Enough! This story belongs to me! I am your daughter, Magneto! Don't you understand? We were meant to rule together!"
"NO! the X-men and the others belong with me!"
Carni and Madison glared at each other. It was a fight between two Mary- sues. And the only hope of it all was that they kill each other and leave the rest of us in peace.
"Let's get her."
Uh-oh. Gotta move to higher ground. Wait..She wants to kill you!
"Who?" They asked in unison.
Her!
"Why you," Madison glowed pink for a minute and yelled loudly. "THE POWER TO HURL OTHER GIRLS INTO A BRICK WALL!"
Carni was hurled into a brick wall. But not before she yelled out, "WATER COME TO ME, COME WASH AWAY THIS ENEMY!"
Carni got hit by a wave from the fountain. Never mind the fountain was much to small to support that kind of wave, but hey.
"You're power has to rhyme? Hah! Take this, the power to, to, uh.make the ground swallow up the opponent! HAH!"
Carni swiftly flew up and sent another wave of water at Madison. She gracefully dodged and turned the wave into a Technicolor bunny.
"Wow." Danny nudged Arcane. "Anybody bring the popcorn?"
Carni stopped and struck a pose on the battlefield. Madison faced off against her. They drew into their hands all of the power within their bodies.
"Die!"
"I will not allow you to live after what you have done!"
They threw the powerful beam blasts at each other. They tried to overwhelm each other with the sheer power....For a long time.
"AAIIEIEEEE!" They both screamed in heart rending agony. The energy enveloped them both, and they were gone.
There was silence.
"YAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
So much for that.
"I believe we have learned a valuable lesson today," Professor Xavier said, beckoning them to surround him. They did so.
"We have learned today that mutants that seem all powerful are a bad idea. Yes, Evan?"
"Didn't we figure all that out with Apocalypse?"
"Don't change the subject. Now I want everyone to go inside and gather up the doilies and quilts. We're going to have a yard sale."
Amid the cheers and hoots, Kitty (the one without the fur) walked up to the Professor.
"Do you think Madison and Carni will ever return?"
"No. And it is so strange. While she was around I couldn't live without her. But now that she's gone I've come to the truth."
"And what is that Professor?" Danny asked. Arcane stood beside her (he doesn't have a crush? Who are they kidding?). Her team of Originals and the extras Evan brought in stood behind her.
"I couldn't stand her. What a twit. Are your friends staying? With all the fortress building we have over twenty extra rooms."
"Yeah."
"Cool." The Professor wheeled off.
"Hey Dann! Just wanted to say bye before I go, shielah! You know where we live now, so don't be afraid to drop by!"
"Bye Johnny!" Danny waved as all the acolytes left. She looked at her friends.
"Looks like everything is back to normal.
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"That was some party, yo."
"Yeah, look at out pad. How'd we get here?"
"Toheckwiththat, let'sgomeetgirls!" Pietro sped out of their hotel room, then sped quickly back in. "Youwillnotbelievewhereweare!"
"Where?" Yawned Wanda. She had been in another room.
"Maui! Andwehaveaporscheregisteredtousandfivepointfourmilliondollarsinthebackseat!"
"Yeah!" Lance ran out and was stopped by the manager.
"I'm afraid as the only guests left, you must pay for the damages of your party last night."
Lance groaned. "Figures. How much?"
"Your winnings last night. Including the porche."
"Aww, man."
A sickly looking dog sat nearby. "Give them enough money to get home." He whispered.
"I'll let you have enough money to get home." The manager said.
"Have a nice day."
"Have a nice day, young man." The manager left pompously. Lance left to go get his room mates. The dog sat there for a minute. Then it got up.
"you ain't nothin' but a houndog, cryin' all the time."
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Yes. That's the end of Carni. Until someone russurect her or something. No. That's to scary and cruel to think about.
CREDITS!
Alba, the snake girl who hits on everybody, is property of Laureate. It's an OC not quite made public yet, and loaned to me for this special story, but as soon as she writes a story with this OC, I suggest you read it. It's a fantastic character.
Ryo is property of Dragonblond, the parody writer of clue. If you haven't read that work, I suggest you do so. It's highly amusing.
Pheobe Dracul is the property of Iora Rua, whom (sadly) has not written any stories for this particular OC, but I cross my fingers in the hopes that she does so.
Madison, or better known as the ignored OC, belongs to Aslyin. She lent me this OC out of the story, I'm you and you are me. A very good story. I loved it.
Jinx is the property of Azzandra, a very interesting reviewer. Jinx is one of the voices in her head. A very creative story teller.
Stacie, the cowardly snake girl, belongs to QuickCheetah. I think this is a very good character. I hope you use her.
The furry Kitty belongs to Kitty Tigri, a mutant ninja turtles fan. Which is good, because I don't like being the only one.
Sanity belongs to CrypticIdentity. Without him I could not have used my Sanity jokes.
Gaspode the wonderdog (in the very last bit) is property of Terry Pratchett. Suggested by Alliriyan.
Arcane, Danny, Herman, Hezibah, Doggy, and Kally belong to myself. Thank you.
Evan and all other X-men belong to Marvel.
Chaotic Boredom: I guess will find out this chapter!
roguehobbit: Yeah, maybe I shouldn't have put that notice. *sweatdrop* Not that I don't like the reviews, mind you.
Laureate: Oh goody! I make people's weeks. I'm glad!
CrypticIdentity: Thank you very much! He sounds like a cool character.
Alliriyan: Alright, but I'm not going to make that a habit. Thank-you much!
Kitty Tigri: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were so cool.
Iora Rua: I always think its funny when older peoples get lost like that.
QuickCheetah: Okey-dokey. Thank-you much!
hnh: What can I say? I like making up funny sayings.
Azzandra: Tut, tut. Some inner voices have no manners.
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"It was good knowing you all." Pheobe said as she took a fighting stance. Alba leaped up to stand beside her with a large hunk of red hair in her hands.
"You will all stop fighting! I shall use my powers to make sure you will al be friends!"
"Not if we can help it!"
Everybody looked around to see..
"EVAN!" Ryo squealed, gaining about ten odd looks from assorted people. Danny snickered.
"Aww..Ryo's got a boyfriend."
"Shut-up you empathic psycho!" She returned hotly. "I don't have a crush on him!"
"Yeah right!" Jinx snorted.
"EXCUSE ME, WE ARE HERE TO SAVE YOUR LIVES!" A girl with long stringy red hair yelled. Scott turned on her.
"And what are you going to do?"
The girl mutant, who looked like a hippy snake girl, gulped visibly. "Uhh.Nothing! Carry on!"
"Stacie!"
"What do you expect Evan? I'm a pacifist!"
A mutant that looked like a white tigress glared at her. "Wimp."
A boy waved his hand at them and suddenly both became sober.
"Beware the power of Sanity. Kitty, Stacie, behave yourselves."
"You're telling me." Arcane muttered under his breath.
"Let's stop that mutant!" Evan yelled. The four of them.well, the three of them, Stacie just kind of walked, charged into the fray.
Sanity immediately filled the X-men and the Acolytes with panic. Both Scott and Roberto couldn't take it and ran off like sissies. Danny set animals upon her enemies, this time with Doggy and Hezibah, who chose to show up. Arcane, Alba, and Ryo stuck together and tried to take out people with hand to hand combat. Pheobe and Kitty (furry) teamed up to take on Pyro, and Evan began to pin people to walls with his spikes. Magneto tried to turn the battle in his favor, but Jinx snuck up behind him and kicked him in the shin.
"*^%&% *^^%&%^!!!"
That last section was bleeped out to protect the Authoress's PG rating. And besides, you couldn't really tell what he was saying since the helmet got turned around by some awful luck.
"THIS SHALL BE FINISHED! AS SOON AS I WAVE MY HANDS YOU WILL ALL BE FRIENDS!" Carni put her hands up and prepared to do her evil Mary-sue magic when something happened!
...
....
....I SAID, SOMETHING HAPPENED!
"THIS STORY BELONGS TO ME, I DECIDE WHEN THINGS HAPPEN!"
"Who are you?" Carni asked the girl..Mandy, Andy? Oh, I can never remember.
"Of course you can't remember! That's the point!" The girl swept her hand up and pulled off her mask. There stood a beautiful, slim woman with white hair and black streaks and cold blue eyes!
"Why does this feel like déjà vu?" Magneto wondered aloud. He had managed.somehow to get the helmet turned where it was supposed to be.
"You should FATHER! I'm Madison Maximoff, the lost triplet of the twin Maximoffs!"
"How many kids does that make that?" Ryo whispered to Evan. He tried to count it on his fingers.
"How do we know this? My children aren't here for me to compare!"
"You need your twins to be here to help you realize if this is your daughter? Don't you keep track of these things?!"
"Quiet Charles! It's not as if this hasn't happened to you!"
".."
"..It DID?!"
"Enough! This story belongs to me! I am your daughter, Magneto! Don't you understand? We were meant to rule together!"
"NO! the X-men and the others belong with me!"
Carni and Madison glared at each other. It was a fight between two Mary- sues. And the only hope of it all was that they kill each other and leave the rest of us in peace.
"Let's get her."
Uh-oh. Gotta move to higher ground. Wait..She wants to kill you!
"Who?" They asked in unison.
Her!
"Why you," Madison glowed pink for a minute and yelled loudly. "THE POWER TO HURL OTHER GIRLS INTO A BRICK WALL!"
Carni was hurled into a brick wall. But not before she yelled out, "WATER COME TO ME, COME WASH AWAY THIS ENEMY!"
Carni got hit by a wave from the fountain. Never mind the fountain was much to small to support that kind of wave, but hey.
"You're power has to rhyme? Hah! Take this, the power to, to, uh.make the ground swallow up the opponent! HAH!"
Carni swiftly flew up and sent another wave of water at Madison. She gracefully dodged and turned the wave into a Technicolor bunny.
"Wow." Danny nudged Arcane. "Anybody bring the popcorn?"
Carni stopped and struck a pose on the battlefield. Madison faced off against her. They drew into their hands all of the power within their bodies.
"Die!"
"I will not allow you to live after what you have done!"
They threw the powerful beam blasts at each other. They tried to overwhelm each other with the sheer power....For a long time.
"AAIIEIEEEE!" They both screamed in heart rending agony. The energy enveloped them both, and they were gone.
There was silence.
"YAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
So much for that.
"I believe we have learned a valuable lesson today," Professor Xavier said, beckoning them to surround him. They did so.
"We have learned today that mutants that seem all powerful are a bad idea. Yes, Evan?"
"Didn't we figure all that out with Apocalypse?"
"Don't change the subject. Now I want everyone to go inside and gather up the doilies and quilts. We're going to have a yard sale."
Amid the cheers and hoots, Kitty (the one without the fur) walked up to the Professor.
"Do you think Madison and Carni will ever return?"
"No. And it is so strange. While she was around I couldn't live without her. But now that she's gone I've come to the truth."
"And what is that Professor?" Danny asked. Arcane stood beside her (he doesn't have a crush? Who are they kidding?). Her team of Originals and the extras Evan brought in stood behind her.
"I couldn't stand her. What a twit. Are your friends staying? With all the fortress building we have over twenty extra rooms."
"Yeah."
"Cool." The Professor wheeled off.
"Hey Dann! Just wanted to say bye before I go, shielah! You know where we live now, so don't be afraid to drop by!"
"Bye Johnny!" Danny waved as all the acolytes left. She looked at her friends.
"Looks like everything is back to normal.
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"That was some party, yo."
"Yeah, look at out pad. How'd we get here?"
"Toheckwiththat, let'sgomeetgirls!" Pietro sped out of their hotel room, then sped quickly back in. "Youwillnotbelievewhereweare!"
"Where?" Yawned Wanda. She had been in another room.
"Maui! Andwehaveaporscheregisteredtousandfivepointfourmilliondollarsinthebackseat!"
"Yeah!" Lance ran out and was stopped by the manager.
"I'm afraid as the only guests left, you must pay for the damages of your party last night."
Lance groaned. "Figures. How much?"
"Your winnings last night. Including the porche."
"Aww, man."
A sickly looking dog sat nearby. "Give them enough money to get home." He whispered.
"I'll let you have enough money to get home." The manager said.
"Have a nice day."
"Have a nice day, young man." The manager left pompously. Lance left to go get his room mates. The dog sat there for a minute. Then it got up.
"you ain't nothin' but a houndog, cryin' all the time."
*^*^^*^*^*^*^*^***^COMEDIA A FINI^**^*^*^*^*^*^*^**^*^*^*^^*
Yes. That's the end of Carni. Until someone russurect her or something. No. That's to scary and cruel to think about.
CREDITS!
Alba, the snake girl who hits on everybody, is property of Laureate. It's an OC not quite made public yet, and loaned to me for this special story, but as soon as she writes a story with this OC, I suggest you read it. It's a fantastic character.
Ryo is property of Dragonblond, the parody writer of clue. If you haven't read that work, I suggest you do so. It's highly amusing.
Pheobe Dracul is the property of Iora Rua, whom (sadly) has not written any stories for this particular OC, but I cross my fingers in the hopes that she does so.
Madison, or better known as the ignored OC, belongs to Aslyin. She lent me this OC out of the story, I'm you and you are me. A very good story. I loved it.
Jinx is the property of Azzandra, a very interesting reviewer. Jinx is one of the voices in her head. A very creative story teller.
Stacie, the cowardly snake girl, belongs to QuickCheetah. I think this is a very good character. I hope you use her.
The furry Kitty belongs to Kitty Tigri, a mutant ninja turtles fan. Which is good, because I don't like being the only one.
Sanity belongs to CrypticIdentity. Without him I could not have used my Sanity jokes.
Gaspode the wonderdog (in the very last bit) is property of Terry Pratchett. Suggested by Alliriyan.
Arcane, Danny, Herman, Hezibah, Doggy, and Kally belong to myself. Thank you.
Evan and all other X-men belong to Marvel.
