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Author Note: I hope you like dis…..Thanks to my friends PL Jane, and Alli….they have written some of what is before you today. Maybe that's good…maybe that's bad. Just review por favor.

Questmaker

Frodo: Questmaker, Questmaker, make me a quest, I'll try real hard, I'll do my best. I need to get out of this place, just let it not be to fast a pace.

Sam: Questmaker, Questmaker, I'll bring the ring, you bring the quest, mission, thing! Bring me a quest for I'm longing to go on a journey like a King!

Both:For Bilbo, make it a story, for Pippin let there be food. For me, well I wouldn't holler, if it's a quest where I won't get screwed!

Questmaker, Questmaker, make me a quest, give me one mission that I won't detest. Night after night I am scared and alone so bring me a quest of my own.

For Bilbo, make it a story, for Pippin let there be food. For me, well I wouldn't holler, if it's a quest where I won't get screwed!

Gandalf: Since when are you interested in a quest Frodo? (Sam snickers) And you have your eye on your garden.

Elrond: Frodo, oh Frodo, have I got a quest for you! It's difficult, it's long, all right it's not just you. But it's a good quest, a worthy quest. True, true? I promise you'll live through it, and even if you don't, there's more to a quest than that, don't' ask me what!

Samwise! I've found it! Won't you be a luck gye! You'll go with Frodo on his journey drawing nigh. So it's a good quest, a perfect quest, right, right! You've heard that he's got problems, he'll be annoying every night! But only when he's sane, so you're all right!

Elrond: Did you think you'd get through alive?

Frodo: Well I'll do the best I can.

Elrond: With no sane friends, no pony, no sword in your pack? Be glad if you even get back!

(Musical interlude)

Frodo: Questmaker, Questmaker, you know that I'm still very young, please take your time! Up to this minute I've misunderstood that I could get killed for good!

Sam: Questmaker, Questmaker make me no quest. I don't want to try hard, maybe I've learned that playing with questies a gye can get killed. So bring me no ring.

Frodo: Groom me no pony!

Sam: Find me no mission!

Frodo: Make me no quest

Both: Unless it's like Bilbo's quest!

Author's Note: Hey…hope you aren't scared for life! I feal so much better now that this is not running through my head! PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!