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Author Note: Hey people, here is the next chapter. It's to If I Were A Rich Man, for those who can't tell. I know it's strange…it's supposed to be, and It's not my best work. This is one of the hardest songs to do. I'm sorry this took so long, you can't rush a genius you know! (j/k)
If I Weren't A Hobbit
Frodo: If I weren't a hobbit, didle deedile didle digga digga dum. For once in my life I'd be really tall. If I weren't a Hobbit man! Oy! I wouldn't be so short now, didle deedile digga digga dum. If I were a berry berry tall iddle diddle diddle didle man.
I'd build a big tall house for once I could fit in, right in the middle of the town. A fine tall roof with the floors far below. And there'd be one long staircase just going up and one even longer coming down and one high above their heads, just for show! I'd fill my yard with chicks and turkeys and geese and ducks for the town to see and hear. And each loud bceek, bagawk, begag, begua would land like a trumpet on the ear, as if to say here lives a tall, tall man. (Sighs)
If I weren't a hobbit, didle deedile didle digga digga dum. For once in my life I'd be really tall. If I weren't a Hobbit man! Oy! I wouldn't be so short now, didle deedile digga digga dum. If I were a berry berry tall iddle diddle diddle didle man.
I'd see my Sam my gardener looking like a tall man's friend, a proper foot below! I'd see him trimming up trees and looking like a short man, oh what a happy mood I'm in! Eating food and drinking day and night! The most important men in town would come to fawn on me. "If you please Frodo Baggins, Pardon me Frodo Baggins!" Causing problems that would cross a hobbit's eyes! And it won't make one bit of difference, if I answer right or wrong, if your tall they think you really know!
If I weren't a hobbit, didle deedile didle digga digga dum. For once in my life I'd be really tall. If I weren't a Hobbit man! Oy! I wouldn't be so short now, didle deedile digga digga dum. If I were a berry berry tall iddle diddle diddle didle man.!
If I were tall I'd have the high that I lack to sit in tall trees all day and maybe have a seat in the real big oak. And I'd discuss the joys of being tall every hour of the day, and that would be the sweetest thing of all! (Sighs)
If I weren't a hobbit, didle deedile didle digga digga dum. For once in my life I'd be really tall. If I weren't a Hobbit man! Oy! I wouldn't be so short now, didle deedile digga digga dum. If I were a berry berry tall iddle diddle diddle didle man!
Tolken you made the wizzard and the dwarf, you decreed that I should be so short! But would it spoil this funny story's point, if I weren't a hobbit man!
Author Note: Ok then! I really like the ending, nut that's just me…..if you like it REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!! OH and I think that LOTR is a funny story, thus the ending.
