CherryGurl: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I guarantee you, this chapter is INSANE! Bandit Keith thinks he's Draco Malfoy and Yami tries to teach Yugi to be assertive? INSANITY! And plus, the mischief you've all been waiting for hehehehehehehe. By the way, I don't own Harry Potter or SpongeBob SquarePants. Enjoy Chapter 5!

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~Everyone has gone to bed, including Shen~

Mai: So, what did you have in mind?

Serenity: Well, we'll need toothpaste, a bucket string and oil?

Mai: Huh? What the hell are you planning?

Serenity: You'll see, you'll see.

~The next morning~

Tèa: *yawns, stretches* What a beautiful morning, full of friendship! *sits up, and a bucket of oil spills all over her* Aaaaahh! *Goes into the bathroom and sits on the toilet, not realizing the toothpaste* Well, I have to try to get this off. *hops in shower and the oil washes off, well a little*

~At breakfast~

Tèa: Hi guys! What's up!

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

Tèa: What's so funny?

Shen: Er, you have toothpaste all over behind.

Mai: Aw, why did you give it away?

Tèa: I don't care about toothpaste as long as I'm with my Yamsies! *Sits down next to Yami*

Yami: Oh no, you don't!

Tèa: Oh yes I do!

*Doorbell Rings*

Joey: I'll get it! *Opens the door* W-what the hell are you doing here?

Bandit Keith: Language, Weasley.

Everyone: Huh?

Mai: Don't you talk to Joey that way!

Joey: *blush*

Bandit Keith: Shuttup, Mudblood!

Serenity: What are you, Draco Malfoy or something?

Bandit Keith: Making fun of my name are you? Red hair? Hand-me-down robes? You must be a Weasley.

Seto: SHUTTUP! DON'T TALK TO SERENITY THAT WAY, YOU BASTARD!

Serenity: *blush*

Joey: Actually, we're not poor.

Ryou: And Serenity's not wearing robes.

Bandit Keith: Scared, Potter?

Tristan: You wish!

Everyone: *sweatdrop*

Shen: May I ask what you doing in Shen's house?

Bandit Keith: Uh, good question. Bye! *Leaves*

Everyone: *sweatdrop*

Yugi: Waaaaah! I haven't gotten any lines so far! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Yami: Yugi, if you want something, you have to be assertive!

~Flashback~

Yugi is walking towards the ice cream truck and takes out his money.

Yugi: I'll have one-

Girl: *Cuts in front of Yugi* I'll have a grape Popsicle please!

Ice Cream Man: *Hands girl Popsicle* Here you go. Next please?

Yugi: I'll have-

Boy: *Cuts in front of Yugi* I'll have a Fudgesicle please!

Ice Cream Man: Here you go *Hands boy Fudgesicle* Next please?

Yugi: I'll have a-

Mai: Sorry, Yugi, ladies first. *Cuts in front of Yugi* I'll have a lemon Italian ice.

Ice Cream Man: Here you go. *Hands Mai Italian ice* Next please?

Yugi: I'll have one of anything you have left!

Ice Cream Man: Sorry, sonny, we're all out!

~End Flashback~

Yami: Mai took your ice cream! Let her have it!

Yugi: Um, Mai?

Mai: What?

Yugi: Ya know that ice cream you took from me when you cut me in line last summer?

Mai: Uh-huh

Yugi: Well, you can have it.

Mai: Um, thanks, I think.

Yami: NO! NOT LIKE THAT!

Yugi: What did I do wrong?

Yami: You have to be assertive!

Yugi: Like this? *Puts finger in Yami's pocket* Beep, beep!

Yami: Not insertive, assertive! Forget it dude, you're a hopeless case.

~After Breakfast~

Tristan: Ooh, this is my chance for a line Hey guys, I just realized something.

Everyone: What?

Tristan: Today's Christmas Eve!

Yugi: WAAAAH! The blizzard's not letting up, so I won't get to spend Christmas with my grandpa!

Serenity: Well, we could celebrate here! We could get a tree and I have all of your presents with me so it could be fun!

Yami Bakura: Hun, you're a fricken optimist.

Seto: Shuttup, you! I like that about her! AND DON'T CALL HER HUN, EVER OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Serenity: *blush*

Joey: Well, maybe we could! Hmmm, where could we get a tree?

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CherryGurl: Whew, that was long! Probably my favorite chapter so far! Well, please review!