*sigh* One more ordinary chapter. *thinks for a moment* Well, when it's Nissa and Blaise. . . A Weredragon and a half Imp, half Siren person. Not ordinary. I'll stick review responses at the bottom. In this chapter we will hopefully have some funny *crosses fingers* please review and tell me if it's funny.




It was three o'clock in the morning and Dragonissa had just fallen out of bed. Again.

Nissa sat rather bemused on her bedroom floor. Her shoulder length hair was tangled and messy, her eyes still puffy with sleep. She scratched her head in a distracted sort of way. 'Humm, I seem to be on the floor, how odd.' She thought. Nissa was defiantly not a morning person. (A/N: She obviously takes after her creator. Lol. ^_^)

She was still trying to remember why she was on the floor when Blaise stormed in.

"You!" She hissed.

"Awhuhgug?" (Translation ~ I have always been me. What may I assist you with?)

"Why must you always, ALWAYS fall out of bed right at the good bit!"

"Abughummnehemp." (~ I do not understand. You will have to clarify your meaning.)

"I was having a really, Really good dream, and you just had to fall out of bed and spoil it!"

"Awha?" Asked Nissa, who was finally starting to sound legible.

"I was having one of my dreams, and then you fell out of bed!" She explained in a soft snarl, she was more than a little annoyed at her house mate.

"Ooooowoooooh." Nissa yawned. "Sorry." She apologised sleepily.

"Yeah, well, why are you always doin that!?" Blaise continued.

Nissa shrugged.

"I mean," continued Blaise, "I haven't had as much fun since Freja made me burn all of my. . .books." Blaise's pride and joy had been her rather large collection of 'dodgy' books. Come on, you know what sort of books I mean.

Yeah, 'those' books.

Anyway, when Freja had discovered them she had been horrified, as one would expect from Freja, and had made Blaise burn them. Nissa had pointed out that Freja was acting like the puritan witch hunters of the sixteenth century. Freja had then said that they were all practising Christians and that they shouldn't be reading 'that sort of thing'. Nissa then pointed out that she was a Weredragon and no longer believed in Christian doctrine and followed the Draconic Gods. Freja stated that Nissa's grandfather, a very important general and her grandmother, a Draconic high priestess would not approve of such reading material. At that point Blaise told Freja to 'get stuffed', Freja slapped her. The ensuring cat fight had drawn many spectators and Nissa, seeing a 'get rich quick' opportunity, had started to sell outrageously priced tickets, the citizens of Andomen, the world were the girls lived, liking a good fight as much as the next person.

However, when Blaise and Freja realised this they both yelled at Nissa and went inside, leaving Nissa to deal with a lot of rather dissatisfied customers, which she had dealt with in the traditional Dragonissa. Run like the buggery with all the cash.

Whoops, got a little distracted there. Anyway, back to the present day.

"Books?" Asked Nissa.

"Yeah books."

"A- Ooh. Those books." Dragonissa finally caught up with the rest of the world. But a new thought had come to Blaise.

"Can I borrow one of yours?"

The Weredragon narrowed her eyes. "One of my what?"

"Books."

"I don't have any books!" She said quickly.

"Yes you do! I've seen them!"

"What were you doing in my room!"

"So you admit it!"

"No-I-Umm-DAMN YOU!"

"YOU WOKE ME UP FROM THE DREAM!"

"YOU'VE BEEN SNEAKING ROUND MY ROOM!"

"YOU WEREN'T HERE TO ASK!"

"Ohhhhhhhhhh, all right then!"

Nissa stretched on arm under her bed and began to route around under her bed. Muttering inaudible obscenities she drew out a rather large cardboard box, nearly over flowing with 'those' books.

(A/N: We really are a pair of pervs, aren't we?)

"Just make sure that Freja doesn't see it. Which one do you want?"

"Have you got 'Burning Whiplash'?" (A/N: Ewwwwwwwwwwww!)

"No."

"What about 'Stiff Heat'?" (A/N: Ick! We're making these up as we go along, you know.)

"Fraid not."

"You haven't lived!"

"Nope, not got that one either."

"Shut up!"

Guardian checked a little list taped to the box. "Sorry."

"I'm gonna hit you in a minute!"

Dragonissa look confused. "That was one of yours wasn't it?"

Elfie sputtered. "I know, but, I wasn't talking about the books!"

"Ooh, you know, you really need to make yourself clearer."

"Ooh. You want me to make it clearer, do you? This clear enough for you?" 'WHACK!!!'

There was a few moments of silence, then, "Owwwwwwwww. This really isn't the right way to go about getting me to lend you something, you know."

"Ohh, sorry. Umm, umm, 'The Inferno'?"

"Yes!" Nissa tossed a very well read book to Blaise. So well read that it was practically falling apart. The book had practically no spine and quite a few lose pages.

"Bloody hell." That was a compliment from Blaise. Nissa beamed at her.

"Why thank you. It is good. And I want it back, mind you!" Blaise noticed an odd glint in her friends eye that she hadn't noticed before. She had seen her friend in her 'scary, scaly dragon lady mode, but something was different, something that hadn't been their before.

"Umm, right, err, see you in the morning, then."

"It is morning."

"Umm, right, err, thanks then." Blaise left.

"Well," commented Dragonissa to herself, "that was strange. What was up with her? Oh well." She took another extremely well read book from the box entitled 'On the Shop Floor' and went back to bed to try and get some sleep.




What did you all think of that. Elfie and Noodle helped me with all the chapter, especially with book titles and stuff. And now: REVIEWS!


Åsa ~ Hehehehe, glad you like Rath. I'm told by a lot of people that she's cool. So I guess it must be true. *giggles*

Rayvin813 ~ Awww, thanks. *blushes*

Chrissie ~ Skools goin as well as can be expected i.e. Crap! And i'm gonna do a chap with Nilia soon, hopefully. *crosses fingers*

Tafi ~ Where to begin. Umm, with the first review might be a good start. There is absolutely nothing dirty about Orc Noodle Girl. Not until I spoke to Elfie by the way. She's here with me right now.

Elfie: Hiiiiiiiiii!

GoT: And Noo (Hehehehe) is here to.

Noo: Hi?

GoT: You can call me Ian if you want. I DON'T CARE! Well, so long as people don't think i'm a man. Shut up Elfie!!!!!!!!!!!! :-p

Noo: What?

GoT: Ja? Umm, actually her name is pronounced as Fre-ya. The J is pronounced as a Y. She says it's Nordic. I say she's weird.

Tea? Yes, Tea. Not iced tea. Tea as in hot. As in, Tea that we Brits are famous for. The stuff with milk in. Unless you like it black, then you don't have milk, but most people do............ 0_o Err, shutting up right now. Then again I cant shut up coz I need to answer your reviews.

You weren't offending me, you were just creeping me out.

No, i'm about three inches taller than you and I've got browny-blonde hair. It's just the Haydocks that have black hair. Not that you know who they are, but bear with me.

I have two pet guinea pigs, but you shouldn't be scared of them, they're cowards. Aren't you boys?

Guinea Pigs: *scream and run into their box*

Got: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Elfie: Shut up.

Umm, i'm sure I don't know any of those people, but I'll try. (My sister, Rhianna, says hi......... Freak)

WOW! Elfie just told me that we have the same confirmation name! WOW! Cool! Anyway...

You have a thing for Germany don't you? I doing about Germany in History.

Whore-hey? Poor boy.

You like chocolate too don't you?

We've decided to call it the prune epidemic. Don't ask why, it was Elfie's idea, so of course it doesn't make sense.

I prefer Belgian chocolate! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...................

Elfie - speechless would never happen in real life.

Elfie: Hey!

GoT: What? It wouldn't.

Elfie: Nyah, fair enough.

Err... Hope you liked your onion ring. O_o.

Brits are weird? Well, so are you! Mohawk, jelly, sidewalk, trash can, highway? ODD!!!!!

Right... Guess the laws are different in America then? But HA! We get to do stuff before you! Well, legally that is.

Elfie does hobbit dancing, usually on tables in the form room, before school. And she does Gandalf dancing. FUNNY!

Rath? Wrath? I tink dats da general idea, deary.

Elfie: Why are you suddenly doing an Irish accent?

GoT: Because I can!

Elfie: Riiiiiiiight, where's Noo got to?

Noo: I'M PAINTING!

GoT & Elfie: *look at each other* Odd.

Noo: I'm not odd!!!!!!!!!!!!

GoT: Oh, go talk to some moths!

Sivergold? Um, kinda like when light is reflected off water and its not silver but its not gold either, its silvergold. Does that make sense? Probably not.

Spiffy? Awha?

Er, typos, er, right. Yeah........

Right, that wasn't the way it was supposed to come out. I betta go and change that. Rath & Gandalf? EWWWWWWWWW!

Of course she knows his real name, they're mates! She knew him back in the Undying Lands.

What is she? I think you've already guessed that. She's an Istari.

The heart sister thing. Right, well its basically what it says. Sisters of the heart. They aren't biologically sisters, but they're so close they're practically sisters. Nothing dodgy going on before anyone says anything.

Yes, this is slightly AU

EWWWWWWWWWWWW! NO!NO!NO!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Noo: You called?

GoT: -_- No, I was crying out in disgust. I am NOT, well, Rath isn't, sweet on Aragorn. OK? Got that? She already has a boyfriend back in the Undying Lands. And Aragorn's like.............. Ewwwww! Arwen can have him! Poor woman.

Yes, I can pick up the review.

Too late now!

OME! Your r/n is nearly two pages long! How the hell does Elfie keep up with all of this? (She's typing, i'm dictating!)

Ok, what the heck are you doing going on about stars?

Elfie & Noo have gone home *waves bye bye*

0_o No, that is not what I ment. Ack!

You already know what she is. Hehehehe, go into the light *giggles*

I know, I got confused when I wrote it and I, umm, wrote it.

-_-

I know, but no ones perfect. It makes life more interesting.

Aragorn = Chauvinistic Pig. Lol!

Like I said before, Aragorn & Rath, eww, not going to happen. They just argue a lot because they're that type of friends that love arguing.

Yes it is Elfie.

I talk to my computer screen too. ^_^

Hehehehe. My standard threat to Flamers.

Weird magical heart girl friend sister Maiar person? Yup.

Yup. I love the Mirkwood prince to, but, well, Elfie would kill me if Rath, you know.

That bit made Elfie laugh when she read it. She didn't take it the wrong way or anything.

Well, he doesn't walk round with no clothes on. He might catch a cold *suddenly remembers that Elves can't get sick* Okay. Grrrr, he has no excuse!

Yup, babbling. If she didn't babble she wouldn't be the Elfie we know and love (in a friends way)

AU. Yes.

Yup Elfie's gonna kill me.

Hehehehe, why are you peeps obsessed with Brits?

Poor you :-(

No, I told Elfie to be patient.

ILMAO!

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Wow. The review responses are longer that the story. Now that's scary. See all you people around then! And don't forget to review!