CherryGurl: O__O Whoa. I'm finally updating. I feel I owe it to my 57 reviewers! *glomps all of you, except the flamers* Why do people feel the need to flame me for bashing Téa? Does anyone want to join my Téa bashing club? Just visit my website. ^-^

Téa: WHY?!?!??!!

CherryGurl: -_-; You know perfectly well why. Anyways, no gifts this chapter because too many authors/authoresses left gifts. We'll start next chapter, m'kay? I'm really sorry...

Seto: Lazy bum.

CherryGurl: -_-;;; Shuttup, you. Anyways, I'm going back to my old pen- name. ^_^ I feel lost without it.

All: O_O;;;

CherryGurl: ^___^ Yeah, I miss being a Joey fangirl. Anyways, enjoy this next chapter, and again, I'm sorry!! These next chapters should be coming more quickly! Promise!

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Bakura: O_____O Why me?

Ryou: It was fair and square...

Bakura: *glare*

Ryou: Meep... shutting up.

Yami: *shrugs* Fine, don't do it, but you'll have to deal with my
aibou when he realizes that Santa Clause doesn't exist...

Bakura: *mumbles* Fine.

~Back With Yugi~

*doorbell rings*

Yugi: THE DOORBELL! I'LL GET THAT! *answers it*

Tree Dude: Here's your tree. Will you be paying with cash or check?

Yugi: Check, I guess. *writes a check for $0.00*

Tree Dude: *smiles* Thank you for doing business with us!

Yugi: MY PLEASURE! Bye now! *closes door*

~Everyone else joins Yugi downstairs~

Joey: Great tree, Yug.

Tèa: YEAH, YUGI-CHAN! *glomps him*

Yugi: GET OFFA MEEE!!!

Yami: MY AIBOU! *faints*

Isis: NO!! *pours cold water on Yami*

Yami: *still fainted*

Isis: *keeps pouring*

Yami: *comes to* O___O BRAIN FREEZE!

Isis: *laughs*

Yami: HEY!

Yugi: *punches Tèa*

Tèa: OWIE! *starts crying*

Yugi: *proud of himself* I'M A TOUGH GUY NOW!

Malik: I wouldn't say THAT....

Ryou: ...Let's just trim the tree.

Tristan: *gets out scissors* Let's get trimmin'!

Mai: He means DECORATE IT, you maroon!

Yami: Maroon?

Mai: It's fancy talk for 'moron'.

Yami: Oh.

~After they get Shen's permission to use his Christmas decorations~

Tèa: *gets out some cheesy-looking heart and angel ornaments* Let's use these, as a symbol of our friendship!

Seto: Let's not.

Serenity: Who said I was your friend?

Tèa: *glares at Serenity* If you're not my friend, who am I going to talk "girl talk" with?

Serenity: Not me, you freakish freak.

Bakura: What a creative insult.

Serenity: Isn't it though?

Seto: Yeah! *adds 'freakish freak' to his list of cute things that Serenity says*

Yami: What are you writing down, Kaiba?

Seto: Uh... shopping list?

Yami: FOOD SHOPPING!! ^___^ Fun.

Seto: *sweatdrops*

Tèa: THE SHINING FRIENDSHIP! IT HAS JOEY'S COURAGE, AND TRISTAN'S SPIRIT! AND YUGI'S HEART!!

All: *gag*

Joey: *imitating Tèa* AND IT SMELLS, JUST LIKE ME!

Tristan: Don't make fun of Tèa!

All: *dramatic gasp*

Joey: Why do you say that, Tristan?

Tristan: *shrugs* I dunno. She makes me nauseous too, but it has something to do with CherryGurl. And those evil reviewers. DIE EVIL REVIEWERS! *goes nuts*

Seto: I think he's finally cracked.

Ryou: Didn't you say that in another chapter?

Seto: I dunno, did I? O_O;;;

Ryou: *shrugs* I dunno, did you?

Seto: ...I dunno.

~After the tree is decorated~

Mai: ^-^ It's beautiful.

Serenity: I know! *hugs the tree* O_O;;; PAIN!

Seto: SERENITY!

Serenity: What?

Seto: I dunno.

Ryou: That's the phrase of the chapter, isn't it?

Seto: I dunno, is it?

Ryou: O_O;;; I dunno.

Yami: Thank you, sir-point-out-the-obvious-a-lot.

Isis: *looks at Ryou* You point out the obvious a lot?

~Esper Roba randomly pops in~

Esper: *points to Ryou* I AM A PSYCHIC! I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY NEXT!

Ryou: *sweatdrops* What?

Esper: The phrase you are going to say is.... (nim nim) "I DUNNO!"

Ryou: O_O;;; HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

Esper: *shrugs* I dunno. BUT I CAN READ ALL OF YOUR MINDS! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *leaves*

Malik: That was disturbing.

Ryou: Was it?

Seto: I-

Yami: DON'T SAY IT!!!

Seto: o_o Meep.

Yugi: SANTA'S COMING TONIGHT!

Bakura: Joy.

Yugi: Isn't it, though?

Joey: NIWATORI!

Everyone: Huh?

Joey: Chicken. ^__^

Everyone: *sweatdrops*

Serenity: Let's light candles!!

Yami: Let's light Tèa on fire!

Everyone: YAY!

Tèa: NOOOO! *glomps Tristan*

Tristan: Must resist stupidity impulse... Not resisting well.... X___X

***TBC***

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CherryGurl: I just realized that this might not be done until this Christmas. *sweatdrops* Anyways, I'm going to put up my Yugioh ask the cast again. As well as a parody/outtakes of this fic. ^-^ Well, see you next chapter!! ^__^ Later days, ciao for now!!