Disclaimer: I do not own Ruroni Kenshin or Inuyasha (this will not be a
crossover, read and see, you don't have to know anything about the
cartoon). If you would like to sue me, you can have the three pennies I
currently have in my possession. Please respect the rightful owners of the
screen names, they are not mine.
Author's Notes: Still PG, still swearing. I will still include translations for the Japanese words/phrases I use. By the way, here are the family trees (excluding the parents, you don't see much of them in this fic): Kenshin is 14; his sisters are Tsubame (11), Ayame (7), and Suzume (5). Kaoru is 14; her brothers are Yahiko (11), and Aoshi (17), and her adoptive cousin is Sanosuke (15). There is really nothing more for me to say, so go read the story already.
He's Two of the Same- Chapter 2- Meeting BattousaiBoy
School was out for the weekend, and Kaoru and Misao were happily walking to the apartment complex where Kaoru lived. Their other friend, Megumi, was right behind them.
Megumi started, "So, you're finally getting an account, eh Kaoru? What are you going to put as a screen name, tanukibrat? Or maybe."
"Megumi, I honestly don't know yet, so please, keep suggestions to you, kitsune." Kaoru used Megumi's dreaded nickname that was created by her adoptive American cousin, Sanosuke. Of course, Megumi hated her nickname.
"I am NOT a FOX!"
"Go, Bokken-Girl!" Misao cheered for Kaoru using her nickname, which was used because she could fight well with a wooden sword.
Kaoru stopped dead in her tracks, and a light bulb flashed repeatedly above her head. Once again, Kaoru smiled like a weed grew, and she hugged Misao. Of course, Misao had the most confused face in the history of fanfictions.
"Ummmmmmmmmmmm, Kaoru? What are you doing to me?"
"Misao, you're a GENIUS! BokkenGirl, I doubt that's taken, and it's the perfect screen name for me!"
Misao put on a smile, and glared at the three boys across the street, since two of them were snickering. Then, Misao realized who the silent one was. Kaoru's older brother Aoshi Kamiya, the one boy who she had a HUGE and I mean HUGE crush on. Misao was staring at Aoshi. Aoshi was staring at Misao.
"Makimachi, hurry up!" called Megumi to her friend who was in a big trance. Misao snapped awake and ran forward.
------
Kenshin, Sanosuke, and Aoshi were walking to the apartment complex where Kenshin lived. Across the street, were the three stupid girls they all knew and hated. Well, Aoshi did sort of respect Misao in an odd way. Of course, Aoshi loved his little sister, just never showed it and never would.
"Lookie, Jou-chan's hugging her own gender!" whispered Sanosuke. Kenshin snickered a little, as he and Kaoru hated each other from that incident when they were eight-years-old.
(Flashback)
Kaoru was on the softball team, and the fourth grade was scheduled to watch today's game. There was a specific reason why they had to watch today's game. This was the championship's final game, and their school's team had climbed the ladder to the last game.
Kenshin, Kaoru's neighbor, wasn't too fond of having to sit on the freezing cold metal bleachers in the beginning of March. He and Kaoru had begun to develop a friendship, but it wasn't exactly blossoming. Their parents forced it, and they both pulled pranks on each other to kid around.
Kaoru was up at bat. She hit the ground a few times, and made the wooden bat's label was facing behind her (explanation at bottom if needed).
Kenshin, who had a cold ass and was tired of sitting, yelled, "Are ya gonna kiss the catcher or what? SWING!!!"
This obviously distracted Kaoru. She quickly turned around, and noticed it was that tomato-boy neighbor of hers. What she didn't notice was that the bat had slid in her hands, and the label was facing front.
The pitcher threw the ball, and Kaoru hit it hard. *CRACK*! The bat snapped in two pieces, and splinters of wood flew everywhere.
"Kuso!" Kaoru cried as a few splinters entered her hands and right cheek. Kenshin stared bug-eyed in amazement.
'I made her do THAT! Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no!' Kenshin thought, scared to death that his neighbor was hurt.
Well, since Kaoru broke the (high in priced) bat, the team lost the tournament because of disqualification, and Kaoru got kicked off the softball team. And so started the bitter grudge against Kenshin.
(End Flashback)
Kenshin then remembered something.
"Still got the tapioca, Sano?"
"Hai and it's beginning to rot!"
"That's even better, that it is."
------
"Okay, Kaoru, you click here and here, and then you are DONE!" Megumi announced proudly. Kaoru had the new screen name of BokkenGirl, and had a buddy icon that had a baseball bat and baseball on it.
------
Outside Kaoru's door, Kenshin and Sanosuke were busy booby-trapping the apartment's shut door.
"So ya see, Kenshin, whether someone opens the door or closes it, the pudding can still come down on their head." Sano explained. Kenshin nodded his head understandingly. He honestly didn't know why he was still going to pull through with the scheme that had run through his head for about three seconds that he decided was a good idea.
"Aw, kuso! I have to leave for soccer practice, so I can't see it go on Kamiya's head! Well, see ya Kenshin!" Sano cursed, looking at the clock in the hallway. Aoshi, who had been waiting inside Kenshin's room (unaware that Kenshin and Sano weren't going to the vending machines like they said), walked into the hallway.
"I have to go as well. Bye."
"NO, WAIT AOSHI!!!!!!"
Kenshin yelled his warning, but it was too late. Aoshi opened the door, and down came the small plastic cup of white tapioca pudding. Well, mostly white, partially green. Aoshi took the little cup off his head, and smacked Kenshin on the head with the nearest object (which just happened to be his little brother's shinai).
"Oroorooroorooro..." Kenshin rambled on, rubbing his bruised skull. Aoshi walked into the apartment, and headed into the shower. Megumi looked at her watch.
"Oh man, I have to go to a student council meeting, bye!"
Misao answered, "Wait a sec; we're on the same committee! Right behind you, Megumi!"
Kaoru slumped her shoulders, and opened her laptop computer. She signed on to Instant Messenger, and went into an anime chat room about her favorite show, Inuyasha. There was only one other person in the room, named BattousaiBoy.
BattousaiBoy: Hi, BokkenGirl!
Some people normally wouldn't have answered, but Kaoru was brave.
BokkenGirl: Konnichi wa (that means hello) BattousaiBoy!
BattousaiBoy: I know what that means, BokkenGirl-chan. I come from Japan.
BokkenGirl: That is SO COOL! So do I!
BattousaiBoy: Honto ni?!
BokkenGirl: Hai!
BattousaiBoy: Well, since we're the only ones in this chat room, why don't we get out?
BokkenGirl: That's a good suggestion!
--------*--------*--------
Kenshin moped to his computer.
"Screen name: BattousaiBoy. Password: ********."
He went into an Inuyasha chat room, and found he was the only person there. He waited for someone to enter the room, and soon, someone named BokkenGirl entered...
OWARI (for now)
As usual, any reviews and constructive criticism is greatly accepted!
Translations:
tanuki: raccoon
kitsune: fox
bokken: wooden sword
hai: yes
Jou-chan: little missy
kuso: Damn it!
oro (this was said when Aoshi hit Kenshin): Huh! or What!
konnichi wa: hello
-chan: 1: a term used for people younger that 15. 2: a term of endearment (used between close friends also)
honto ni: really; truly
owari: end
By the way, the whole thing about the label on the wooden bat? I'll explain. On wooden bats, the company label is burned into the bat, therefore making the bat weaker near the label. If you swing with the label forward, you are just begging for that bat to break.
Author's Notes: Still PG, still swearing. I will still include translations for the Japanese words/phrases I use. By the way, here are the family trees (excluding the parents, you don't see much of them in this fic): Kenshin is 14; his sisters are Tsubame (11), Ayame (7), and Suzume (5). Kaoru is 14; her brothers are Yahiko (11), and Aoshi (17), and her adoptive cousin is Sanosuke (15). There is really nothing more for me to say, so go read the story already.
He's Two of the Same- Chapter 2- Meeting BattousaiBoy
School was out for the weekend, and Kaoru and Misao were happily walking to the apartment complex where Kaoru lived. Their other friend, Megumi, was right behind them.
Megumi started, "So, you're finally getting an account, eh Kaoru? What are you going to put as a screen name, tanukibrat? Or maybe."
"Megumi, I honestly don't know yet, so please, keep suggestions to you, kitsune." Kaoru used Megumi's dreaded nickname that was created by her adoptive American cousin, Sanosuke. Of course, Megumi hated her nickname.
"I am NOT a FOX!"
"Go, Bokken-Girl!" Misao cheered for Kaoru using her nickname, which was used because she could fight well with a wooden sword.
Kaoru stopped dead in her tracks, and a light bulb flashed repeatedly above her head. Once again, Kaoru smiled like a weed grew, and she hugged Misao. Of course, Misao had the most confused face in the history of fanfictions.
"Ummmmmmmmmmmm, Kaoru? What are you doing to me?"
"Misao, you're a GENIUS! BokkenGirl, I doubt that's taken, and it's the perfect screen name for me!"
Misao put on a smile, and glared at the three boys across the street, since two of them were snickering. Then, Misao realized who the silent one was. Kaoru's older brother Aoshi Kamiya, the one boy who she had a HUGE and I mean HUGE crush on. Misao was staring at Aoshi. Aoshi was staring at Misao.
"Makimachi, hurry up!" called Megumi to her friend who was in a big trance. Misao snapped awake and ran forward.
------
Kenshin, Sanosuke, and Aoshi were walking to the apartment complex where Kenshin lived. Across the street, were the three stupid girls they all knew and hated. Well, Aoshi did sort of respect Misao in an odd way. Of course, Aoshi loved his little sister, just never showed it and never would.
"Lookie, Jou-chan's hugging her own gender!" whispered Sanosuke. Kenshin snickered a little, as he and Kaoru hated each other from that incident when they were eight-years-old.
(Flashback)
Kaoru was on the softball team, and the fourth grade was scheduled to watch today's game. There was a specific reason why they had to watch today's game. This was the championship's final game, and their school's team had climbed the ladder to the last game.
Kenshin, Kaoru's neighbor, wasn't too fond of having to sit on the freezing cold metal bleachers in the beginning of March. He and Kaoru had begun to develop a friendship, but it wasn't exactly blossoming. Their parents forced it, and they both pulled pranks on each other to kid around.
Kaoru was up at bat. She hit the ground a few times, and made the wooden bat's label was facing behind her (explanation at bottom if needed).
Kenshin, who had a cold ass and was tired of sitting, yelled, "Are ya gonna kiss the catcher or what? SWING!!!"
This obviously distracted Kaoru. She quickly turned around, and noticed it was that tomato-boy neighbor of hers. What she didn't notice was that the bat had slid in her hands, and the label was facing front.
The pitcher threw the ball, and Kaoru hit it hard. *CRACK*! The bat snapped in two pieces, and splinters of wood flew everywhere.
"Kuso!" Kaoru cried as a few splinters entered her hands and right cheek. Kenshin stared bug-eyed in amazement.
'I made her do THAT! Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no!' Kenshin thought, scared to death that his neighbor was hurt.
Well, since Kaoru broke the (high in priced) bat, the team lost the tournament because of disqualification, and Kaoru got kicked off the softball team. And so started the bitter grudge against Kenshin.
(End Flashback)
Kenshin then remembered something.
"Still got the tapioca, Sano?"
"Hai and it's beginning to rot!"
"That's even better, that it is."
------
"Okay, Kaoru, you click here and here, and then you are DONE!" Megumi announced proudly. Kaoru had the new screen name of BokkenGirl, and had a buddy icon that had a baseball bat and baseball on it.
------
Outside Kaoru's door, Kenshin and Sanosuke were busy booby-trapping the apartment's shut door.
"So ya see, Kenshin, whether someone opens the door or closes it, the pudding can still come down on their head." Sano explained. Kenshin nodded his head understandingly. He honestly didn't know why he was still going to pull through with the scheme that had run through his head for about three seconds that he decided was a good idea.
"Aw, kuso! I have to leave for soccer practice, so I can't see it go on Kamiya's head! Well, see ya Kenshin!" Sano cursed, looking at the clock in the hallway. Aoshi, who had been waiting inside Kenshin's room (unaware that Kenshin and Sano weren't going to the vending machines like they said), walked into the hallway.
"I have to go as well. Bye."
"NO, WAIT AOSHI!!!!!!"
Kenshin yelled his warning, but it was too late. Aoshi opened the door, and down came the small plastic cup of white tapioca pudding. Well, mostly white, partially green. Aoshi took the little cup off his head, and smacked Kenshin on the head with the nearest object (which just happened to be his little brother's shinai).
"Oroorooroorooro..." Kenshin rambled on, rubbing his bruised skull. Aoshi walked into the apartment, and headed into the shower. Megumi looked at her watch.
"Oh man, I have to go to a student council meeting, bye!"
Misao answered, "Wait a sec; we're on the same committee! Right behind you, Megumi!"
Kaoru slumped her shoulders, and opened her laptop computer. She signed on to Instant Messenger, and went into an anime chat room about her favorite show, Inuyasha. There was only one other person in the room, named BattousaiBoy.
BattousaiBoy: Hi, BokkenGirl!
Some people normally wouldn't have answered, but Kaoru was brave.
BokkenGirl: Konnichi wa (that means hello) BattousaiBoy!
BattousaiBoy: I know what that means, BokkenGirl-chan. I come from Japan.
BokkenGirl: That is SO COOL! So do I!
BattousaiBoy: Honto ni?!
BokkenGirl: Hai!
BattousaiBoy: Well, since we're the only ones in this chat room, why don't we get out?
BokkenGirl: That's a good suggestion!
--------*--------*--------
Kenshin moped to his computer.
"Screen name: BattousaiBoy. Password: ********."
He went into an Inuyasha chat room, and found he was the only person there. He waited for someone to enter the room, and soon, someone named BokkenGirl entered...
OWARI (for now)
As usual, any reviews and constructive criticism is greatly accepted!
Translations:
tanuki: raccoon
kitsune: fox
bokken: wooden sword
hai: yes
Jou-chan: little missy
kuso: Damn it!
oro (this was said when Aoshi hit Kenshin): Huh! or What!
konnichi wa: hello
-chan: 1: a term used for people younger that 15. 2: a term of endearment (used between close friends also)
honto ni: really; truly
owari: end
By the way, the whole thing about the label on the wooden bat? I'll explain. On wooden bats, the company label is burned into the bat, therefore making the bat weaker near the label. If you swing with the label forward, you are just begging for that bat to break.
