(Sorry its been a while, But I have been wrapped up with some pricks from
Birmingham)
Jill watched in curiosity as Jamie lifted up one of the suitcases and laid it on the table. Jill could see they were both grinning, and it made her even more curious about what was inside. She watched both men unclip a clip each, and swung the lid open. To Jill's shock, inside was black foam with cut out pieces, which snugly fitted in weapons. There were three MP5k's, looking brand new. On the other half of the suitcase was about 10 ammunition clips, and three silencers and several modifications such as scopes and laser sights. She looked up from the case, and to Jay and Jamie who were smiling and nodding. "How the hell did you get all this through customs?" She asked, as she fixed her eyes on the other suitcases, wandering what else were in the other three.
"Just underneath the foam is a special foil, which doesn't allow metallic items to show up on X-Ray's. But this part was our own trick..." Jamie said, as he reached over to the foam that was holding the ammo clips, and ripped it open, causing the ammo clips to fall over the table. When Jill looked into the huge hole in the foam, she saw lotion bottles and some sort of plastic bag inside. Jay reached into hole and yanked the bag out, which allowed Jill to read the writing, which indicated it being a DIY Barber kit. "I'll be back in a minute" Jay said, as he clutched the bag in his hand and walked over towards the open bathroom door, which he disappeared in.
Jill looked back at Jamie who was pulling out miscellaneous crap out of the padding. "It would look a bit suspicious if the suitcase was empty, so we stuffed some of our gear in it" He said, as she watched him pull out a very thick black leather wallet. Jill could see the edge of a photo hanging out, and she reached over to pick it up. "Can I take a look?" Asked Jill, Who got an approved nod from Jamie, who was now stuffing the ammo clips back into the suitcases, before closing it up. Jill unbutton the wallet and it immediately popped open due to so many things had been stuffed in there. Inside was some sort of bus ticket, which read 14/3/85. That's one old bus ticket, she thought. "I left home on my 16 birthday to join the army, that is the ticket from the bus I took, to leave my past behind" She heard Jamie say as she stared at it a little longer.
"On your birthday? Did you have a rough time at home?" Jill asked, feeling a little sympathy for the guy. A kid should get a new pair of shoes for his 16th birthday, not a sent off to the military. Jamie nodded to her, and she looked at him from the corner of her eye, noticing that he was looking down at the floor as he rested his arms on his knees. But she could tell he wasn't going to explain anything, so she turned her attention back to the wallet, and pulled out a wad of pictures. On the first one, were four soldiers, all wearing green camouflage trousers and jackets. They wore red berets on their heads and each one had an assault rifle. They were all smiling, and in the background was a complete green field with only a few trees scattered about, she also noticed someone in the background with his trousers down and poking his nude ass at the camera. "If you're looking at the mooner, that's Nightmare. He made it into the Regiment too". "Nightmare?" Jill asked, wandering how such a young person could earn a nickname like that. "Well, he was a nightmare to hang around with. He caused us to get arrested at the World Cup and caused Jay to lose his virginity to a dominatrix after getting him drunk and sticking a hidden filming camera in the bedroom." Jamie laughed as he bit his lower lip to suppress it.
Jill giggled, and studied the picture a little more. "Which one are you?" She asked, tracing the young faces. Jamie reached his hand over, and he point to the young soldier that was grinning. Of course, he looked completely different young, and much better looking. But the grin gave it away that it was Jamie, showing off his pearly white teeth. Jill flicked the picture to the back, and looked at the one that showed Jamie once again, but this time he was standing in a boxing ring surrounded by many people who looked like they were waving their hands in the air. He had a quite impressive muscular body and was wearing boxing gloves, which were holding up quite a big trophy. "I was a boxer in the army." Jamie said, nodding proudly to himself, still grinning. Jill flicked the picture to back, but instead of coming to another picture, it was instead a medal. It was obviously well kept, since the medallion was still shiny. "What's this?" Jill asked, looking up at Jamie. "Military Medal, I got it in Sierra Leone" He replied, not seeming to happy to answer.
Jamie didn't really want to mention about Sierra Leone. But saved by the bell literally, there was a huge thumping on the door, which caused both Jamie and Jill's heads to dart up and look at each other. Even Jay had dived out of the bathroom with shaving cream still covering half of his face, shirt of revealing a muscular body and a razor in his hand. Jamie instantly picked up an MP5k of the table and slapped in a magazine before pulling the bolt back and slamming it forward as Jay did the same, dropping his razor. As if they were reading each other's minds, both men got into position beside the door with their arms raised holding their MP5k's against their shoulders. Jamie noticed that Jill was looking a little scared but she stood up anyway and walked over to the door. "Its only the pizza guy" Jill said nervously as she pulled out a few dollars from her pocket. "Better safe then sorry, we will slot'em if they make one wrong move" Jamie said, as him and Jamie both clicked their guns to fully automatic at the same time.
Watching her out the corner of his eye, Jamie firmly put his finger over the trigger, ready to clip anyone who so much as stepped in. She opened the door, and he looked over to Jay who was looking calm, even with the shaving foam smudged over his face. A young male voice then got his attention as she heard them exchanging. "Looking good tonight Clarice". Jamie looked over to Jay whose face was creasing up from trying not to laugh. Which made Jamie want laugh. But both men stayed quiet as she thanked the young man for his compliment and delivery. She then closed the door and began to walk over to the table with a pizza hut box in her hand. Jay began to laugh through his grin as both men rested their guns down on the table and clicked them onto safety. Jay picked up his razor from the floor and went back into his bathroom as Jill and Jamie sat down on the couch. "Clarice? Clarice as in Hello Clarice." Jamie asked as he watched her set the pizza box on the table. "Its my alias. All I could think of at the time was Silence Of The Lambs when the locals began to talk with me. Anyway, Here is some American grub" She said, opening the box to reveal a very large meat topped pizza.
Jill watched in curiosity as Jamie lifted up one of the suitcases and laid it on the table. Jill could see they were both grinning, and it made her even more curious about what was inside. She watched both men unclip a clip each, and swung the lid open. To Jill's shock, inside was black foam with cut out pieces, which snugly fitted in weapons. There were three MP5k's, looking brand new. On the other half of the suitcase was about 10 ammunition clips, and three silencers and several modifications such as scopes and laser sights. She looked up from the case, and to Jay and Jamie who were smiling and nodding. "How the hell did you get all this through customs?" She asked, as she fixed her eyes on the other suitcases, wandering what else were in the other three.
"Just underneath the foam is a special foil, which doesn't allow metallic items to show up on X-Ray's. But this part was our own trick..." Jamie said, as he reached over to the foam that was holding the ammo clips, and ripped it open, causing the ammo clips to fall over the table. When Jill looked into the huge hole in the foam, she saw lotion bottles and some sort of plastic bag inside. Jay reached into hole and yanked the bag out, which allowed Jill to read the writing, which indicated it being a DIY Barber kit. "I'll be back in a minute" Jay said, as he clutched the bag in his hand and walked over towards the open bathroom door, which he disappeared in.
Jill looked back at Jamie who was pulling out miscellaneous crap out of the padding. "It would look a bit suspicious if the suitcase was empty, so we stuffed some of our gear in it" He said, as she watched him pull out a very thick black leather wallet. Jill could see the edge of a photo hanging out, and she reached over to pick it up. "Can I take a look?" Asked Jill, Who got an approved nod from Jamie, who was now stuffing the ammo clips back into the suitcases, before closing it up. Jill unbutton the wallet and it immediately popped open due to so many things had been stuffed in there. Inside was some sort of bus ticket, which read 14/3/85. That's one old bus ticket, she thought. "I left home on my 16 birthday to join the army, that is the ticket from the bus I took, to leave my past behind" She heard Jamie say as she stared at it a little longer.
"On your birthday? Did you have a rough time at home?" Jill asked, feeling a little sympathy for the guy. A kid should get a new pair of shoes for his 16th birthday, not a sent off to the military. Jamie nodded to her, and she looked at him from the corner of her eye, noticing that he was looking down at the floor as he rested his arms on his knees. But she could tell he wasn't going to explain anything, so she turned her attention back to the wallet, and pulled out a wad of pictures. On the first one, were four soldiers, all wearing green camouflage trousers and jackets. They wore red berets on their heads and each one had an assault rifle. They were all smiling, and in the background was a complete green field with only a few trees scattered about, she also noticed someone in the background with his trousers down and poking his nude ass at the camera. "If you're looking at the mooner, that's Nightmare. He made it into the Regiment too". "Nightmare?" Jill asked, wandering how such a young person could earn a nickname like that. "Well, he was a nightmare to hang around with. He caused us to get arrested at the World Cup and caused Jay to lose his virginity to a dominatrix after getting him drunk and sticking a hidden filming camera in the bedroom." Jamie laughed as he bit his lower lip to suppress it.
Jill giggled, and studied the picture a little more. "Which one are you?" She asked, tracing the young faces. Jamie reached his hand over, and he point to the young soldier that was grinning. Of course, he looked completely different young, and much better looking. But the grin gave it away that it was Jamie, showing off his pearly white teeth. Jill flicked the picture to the back, and looked at the one that showed Jamie once again, but this time he was standing in a boxing ring surrounded by many people who looked like they were waving their hands in the air. He had a quite impressive muscular body and was wearing boxing gloves, which were holding up quite a big trophy. "I was a boxer in the army." Jamie said, nodding proudly to himself, still grinning. Jill flicked the picture to back, but instead of coming to another picture, it was instead a medal. It was obviously well kept, since the medallion was still shiny. "What's this?" Jill asked, looking up at Jamie. "Military Medal, I got it in Sierra Leone" He replied, not seeming to happy to answer.
Jamie didn't really want to mention about Sierra Leone. But saved by the bell literally, there was a huge thumping on the door, which caused both Jamie and Jill's heads to dart up and look at each other. Even Jay had dived out of the bathroom with shaving cream still covering half of his face, shirt of revealing a muscular body and a razor in his hand. Jamie instantly picked up an MP5k of the table and slapped in a magazine before pulling the bolt back and slamming it forward as Jay did the same, dropping his razor. As if they were reading each other's minds, both men got into position beside the door with their arms raised holding their MP5k's against their shoulders. Jamie noticed that Jill was looking a little scared but she stood up anyway and walked over to the door. "Its only the pizza guy" Jill said nervously as she pulled out a few dollars from her pocket. "Better safe then sorry, we will slot'em if they make one wrong move" Jamie said, as him and Jamie both clicked their guns to fully automatic at the same time.
Watching her out the corner of his eye, Jamie firmly put his finger over the trigger, ready to clip anyone who so much as stepped in. She opened the door, and he looked over to Jay who was looking calm, even with the shaving foam smudged over his face. A young male voice then got his attention as she heard them exchanging. "Looking good tonight Clarice". Jamie looked over to Jay whose face was creasing up from trying not to laugh. Which made Jamie want laugh. But both men stayed quiet as she thanked the young man for his compliment and delivery. She then closed the door and began to walk over to the table with a pizza hut box in her hand. Jay began to laugh through his grin as both men rested their guns down on the table and clicked them onto safety. Jay picked up his razor from the floor and went back into his bathroom as Jill and Jamie sat down on the couch. "Clarice? Clarice as in Hello Clarice." Jamie asked as he watched her set the pizza box on the table. "Its my alias. All I could think of at the time was Silence Of The Lambs when the locals began to talk with me. Anyway, Here is some American grub" She said, opening the box to reveal a very large meat topped pizza.
