"Don't Let Him Out: A Farce"

A rant by; Adelphia Savanya Moore`

~inspired by John Cleese in "Fawlty Towers" (episode 10: The Anniversary)~

Rating: PG-13 (abuse of Mrs. Skower's, Parry Hwotter's foul mouth)

Written: Aug 16th, 2003

Summary: Exactly what the title sounds like .

Disclaimer: I do not own them in a box, I do not own them with a fox, I do not own them while I'm bowling, they all belong to (that evil) J.K. Rowling. I also don't own Mrs. Skower's Magical Mess Remover (though I would be VERY POPULAR if I did . you'll get that later!), but I DO OWN the Convivial Hunting Horde, Fred's strainer, and the word "dollop" when used as a verb. Have Fun! . Or not, or not .

((*singing*)) I'm sitting next to an okama! Living in an all girl's dorm!"

Yoinkage

The large black frying pan sliced through the air with years of
withheld yearning.

*THHWAAAAANNG!!!*

It made contact with Malfoy's skull, and he slumped to the
floor, completely unconscious. Neville emitted a loud squeak, and jumped
backwards, onto Lee's foot. Lee swore worse that Hwotter in chapter 1,
but no one really heard him over Gred and Forge's neurotic giggling.

Fred tip-toed over to Malfoy's now twitching body. He wrenched
the largest of the weapons from Malfoy's clammy hands, whispering "This
is mine, now!"

Each member of the Convivial Hunting Horde followed suit (Ron
had to get Neville's gun, as the poor child possessed the mortal fear of
Malfoy, even when knocked out of his right mango-ness), and before long,
the crew was off on safari.

A/N: Sorry that this one is so short! I planned out the last chapters
(there will be 8), and this one just came out short-the up-coming
chapters are my greatest masterpieces yet, though, so don't be put off .
next posting within 28 hours, I swear!

(followers, I've changed my e-mail, take a look. You'll laugh. Really
hard.)

P.S.) Homosexual Hedgehogs are coming!

P.S.S.) and the severe desire for girl-scout cookies!

P.S.S.S.)and, as requested, the pree-chewed-toast-goo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you for reading, have nice day.