Ode to Busuzima
You cause people so much suffer and strife.
You can't stand up straight to save your life.
You have a strangely lengthy tongue.
You always look like you're going to rape someone.
Despite how you act, you are pretty bright.
You hump the sky when you win a fight.
I'd rather not know how your character was inspired.
Your hygiene leaves much to be desired.
Why in the hell is your hair so green?
I mean seriously! What the hell happened!? Was it some kind of chemical imbalance from getting your ass whooped so much that-
***We interrupt this poem to calm the author with some sedatives, a couple of cokes, and Bloody Roar 2***
Your experiments are really sick.
Maybe you're just compensating for a small-
***We interrupt this poem again to calm the author with three hours of peaceful violin and jazz xylophone music*
You're truly a repulsive person to be,
Prancing around like a lover boy wannabe.
Chances are I'd go to hell for not going to mass,
But I'll meet you there and spend all of eternity kicking your ass.
