Ode to Busuzima

You cause people so much suffer and strife.

You can't stand up straight to save your life.

You have a strangely lengthy tongue.

You always look like you're going to rape someone.

Despite how you act, you are pretty bright.

You hump the sky when you win a fight.

I'd rather not know how your character was inspired.

Your hygiene leaves much to be desired.

Why in the hell is your hair so green?

I mean seriously!  What the hell happened!?  Was it some kind of chemical imbalance from getting your ass whooped so much that-

***We interrupt this poem to calm the author with some sedatives, a couple of cokes, and Bloody Roar 2***

Your experiments are really sick.

Maybe you're just compensating for a small-

***We interrupt this poem again to calm the author with three hours of peaceful violin and jazz xylophone music*

You're truly a repulsive person to be,

Prancing around like a lover boy wannabe.

Chances are I'd go to hell for not going to mass,

But I'll meet you there and spend all of eternity kicking your ass.