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Summary: Last time Gohan's wish accidentally got granted. So what shall our kuroi neko do?
bChapter two: Saturday searching, Gohan missing?b
The gleaming sun just rose over Satan City. Streams of light glistened through the curtains of Videl Satan's bedroom. She was sleeping peacefully, and would have continued doing so if she didn't roll on top of the cat formerly known as Gohan.
"YOW!" the poor cat howled.
Videl immediately jumped off the cat knowing it was in pain. She then grabbed Gohan the cat into her arms and started petting him.
"Oh jeez, I am so sorry little neko." Videl apologized.
The cat shook his head and opened his eyes a little more. Gohan looked down at himself and realized something, 'NOOO THIS WASN'T A DREAM.'
Gohan slumped in Videl's arms, but suddenly jumped as she got up. She started walking towards her closet.
"Hmm, what should wear today? I need to run some errands and get you home. That is going to take forever. Plus, the family must be worried about you."
Gohan perked up when she said he was going home. His perkiness soon disappeared. 'How will they know its me?' Gohan thought for a moment and suddenly remembered, 'they can sense my ki if I spike it really high!'
He snapped out of his thoughts when Videl put him down. "Ok little guy, I need to take a shower, so you run along now, and don't leave the room. Dad's allergic to cats."
Videl then went into the bathroom and closed the door. Gohan sighed and walked around the room. He walked over to the mirror once more and looked at what he had became.
'Great, so I am a cat, a black cat, with whiskers, a pink nose, green eyes.wait a minute, green eyes?' Gohan thought. 'Why do I have green eyes?'
The question remained unknown, and Gohan would ask Baba once he found her. He decided to have a little fun while he was over here. Videl mentioned Hercule was allergic to cats, so Gohan started walking along the halls searching for the 'champs' room.
He then spotted some maids and butlers walking around, so her dove right into a big plant. A cloud of dust and dirt appeared, but it went unnoticed. Gohan sighed and kept walking. As he kept walking, he noticed pictures of Hercule in many geeky and scary poses.
'Jeez, is he full of himself or what? Man, take little kids down here for Halloween, and this would be the best-haunted house even for the strongest Saiyan. Hey! I made it funny!' Gohan thought happily. If cats could laugh, then Gohan would be cracking up whole-heartedly.
After what seemed like an eternity, Gohan found two huge doors. He tried pushing the door, but it wouldn't budge. He was once again stuck in a predicament. Gohan looked around and finally noticed an open window on top of the doors. He smirked in a clever way and started climbing all over the drapes. When he finally reached the window, he slid in with his petite form. He climbed down, and noticed a sleeping Hercule.
He smirked in an evil cat-like way and crawled over to the bed. He suddenly pounced on the bed and got an evil idea. As he drew closer, Hercule rolled to the other side the blankets fell off of him. Gohan jumped up and fell off the bed.
'THUMP.' He went. Gohan had a tear drop in his eye as he rubbed his head. I mean come on, if you saw Hercule in nothing but boxers, you would do the same.
After a while, when Gohan got the courage enough to stand the horror in front of him, he crawled onto the bed and drew closer and closer to the ugly man. He finally reaches to his destination, and stuck his tail in front of Hercule's nose. He started snaking his tail up and down, back and forth. He stopped once Hercule twitched. He heard a sneeze and scrammed from the scene of the crime.
Once he saw it was safe again, he had put his plan into action. He jumped on Hercule's bed again and started rolling around in it. The dirt, dust, and cat fur started rubbing off on the blankets. Gohan smirked at his work, and made his way to Hercule's closet.
He squeezed through the crack and did his work. He started clawing at his clothes and tearing them off of the hangers. He rolled on the clothes like with the bed. Once he was done, he squeezed out of the closet again, clawed up the drapes on the window, and squeezed out of the window, which led to the hall. He wandered down the hall wondering what was going to happen.
'Hmm, since I am practically on mute, no one will listen to me.unless.I could get to Capsule Corp and get Bulma's voice translator she used on Namek! A ha! This is perfect; I might actually get turned back to normal in no time. Gohan you are such a genius!' he thought happily.
Gohan had his eyes closed the whole time, and didn't notice a vase up ahead until he crashed into it. 'Ok, maybe not a total genius.'
He rubbed his head, where he got hit so many times and walked around more. Suddenly, two hands picked him up in the air and he started flailing his arms everywhere.
"Damn, calm down! You are really sneaky do you know that? I've been looking everywhere for you." Said a girlish voice.
Gohan noticed the voice, and it was non-other than Videl herself. He then relaxed a bit but mumbled a whole bunch of 'meows.'
Videl then looked at him closely then sighed, "Man, for a little cat, you sure can get dirty easily. Now I have to give you a bath you naughty kitty."
Gohan's eyes widened and jumped out of Videl's arms quickly. "Meow, meow, grr." Now, since Gohan can only speak cat, he was trying to say something like, 'No way you're giving me a bath!'
He then started running for dear life. Videl caught sight of this and started running after him.
"Hey you neko, get back here! I swear you act just like Saiyaman!"
Meanwhile at the Son residence, no one knew little Gohan was missing until Goten spoke up.
"Kassan! Nichan is missing! I searched everywhere, and I can't find him nor sense him!"
Chichi was worried sick now, "Did he come home last night?"
"No, his bed isn't even used!" Goten said while tears were forming in his eyes. "Kassan, I wane nichan!"
"Don't worry Goten, well find him. I'll just call Bulma and see if she heard anything."
Little did anyone know Gohan was really not missing? In fact, he was stuck in a bathtub, full of warm water and soap, with Videl scrubbing him.
'Kami I feel embarrassed.' Gohan thought with a blush.
It would happen sooner or later. Videl finally cornered Gohan at a dead end and grabbed him. Who knew this cat would be such a pain?
Videl then rinsed Gohan off, "See this wasn't so bad."
"Meow, yow, yow," Gohan said, which meant something like, 'Easy for you to say.'
Videl then pulled the plug and washed her hands. She went to go get the blow dryer for Gohan. While she wasn't looking, Gohan raised his own ki a little to dry off. As a cat, his ki was merely nothing, but when it rose people would noticed him. All of a sudden when Gohan stopped his ki, the fur poofed out, which made him look like a little puffball.
When Videl got back, she noticed Gohan and started laughing. "You look silly, but how did you get dry easily? That's strange. oh well, lets get you out of here."
Videl then took Gohan out and sat him on her bed. She pet him more, which made him purr like crazy. All of a sudden.
"ACHOO!"
A huge sneeze was heard all through the house. More and more sneeze's droned out the whole mansion and Gohan smirked.
'MWAH, since I cant talk, might as well have some fun.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kat: Hehe, hey guys it's the katster giving you the next chapter to Gohan the black cat.
Gohan: Kat dear, isn't it a little to mean making your own father a cat? But I like the whole Hercule torture though.
Kat: Uh dad, its my story.
Videl: Gohan honestly, but I agree with the whole torturing my dad thing. Still, you should watch what you type. Oh by the way, you have to go baby sit, don't you?
Lady Melanie: "."
Kat:::mumbles::: you guys make me sick.
Gohan + Videl: What was that?
Kat: Uh, hehehe. see ya!
Summary: Last time Gohan's wish accidentally got granted. So what shall our kuroi neko do?
bChapter two: Saturday searching, Gohan missing?b
The gleaming sun just rose over Satan City. Streams of light glistened through the curtains of Videl Satan's bedroom. She was sleeping peacefully, and would have continued doing so if she didn't roll on top of the cat formerly known as Gohan.
"YOW!" the poor cat howled.
Videl immediately jumped off the cat knowing it was in pain. She then grabbed Gohan the cat into her arms and started petting him.
"Oh jeez, I am so sorry little neko." Videl apologized.
The cat shook his head and opened his eyes a little more. Gohan looked down at himself and realized something, 'NOOO THIS WASN'T A DREAM.'
Gohan slumped in Videl's arms, but suddenly jumped as she got up. She started walking towards her closet.
"Hmm, what should wear today? I need to run some errands and get you home. That is going to take forever. Plus, the family must be worried about you."
Gohan perked up when she said he was going home. His perkiness soon disappeared. 'How will they know its me?' Gohan thought for a moment and suddenly remembered, 'they can sense my ki if I spike it really high!'
He snapped out of his thoughts when Videl put him down. "Ok little guy, I need to take a shower, so you run along now, and don't leave the room. Dad's allergic to cats."
Videl then went into the bathroom and closed the door. Gohan sighed and walked around the room. He walked over to the mirror once more and looked at what he had became.
'Great, so I am a cat, a black cat, with whiskers, a pink nose, green eyes.wait a minute, green eyes?' Gohan thought. 'Why do I have green eyes?'
The question remained unknown, and Gohan would ask Baba once he found her. He decided to have a little fun while he was over here. Videl mentioned Hercule was allergic to cats, so Gohan started walking along the halls searching for the 'champs' room.
He then spotted some maids and butlers walking around, so her dove right into a big plant. A cloud of dust and dirt appeared, but it went unnoticed. Gohan sighed and kept walking. As he kept walking, he noticed pictures of Hercule in many geeky and scary poses.
'Jeez, is he full of himself or what? Man, take little kids down here for Halloween, and this would be the best-haunted house even for the strongest Saiyan. Hey! I made it funny!' Gohan thought happily. If cats could laugh, then Gohan would be cracking up whole-heartedly.
After what seemed like an eternity, Gohan found two huge doors. He tried pushing the door, but it wouldn't budge. He was once again stuck in a predicament. Gohan looked around and finally noticed an open window on top of the doors. He smirked in a clever way and started climbing all over the drapes. When he finally reached the window, he slid in with his petite form. He climbed down, and noticed a sleeping Hercule.
He smirked in an evil cat-like way and crawled over to the bed. He suddenly pounced on the bed and got an evil idea. As he drew closer, Hercule rolled to the other side the blankets fell off of him. Gohan jumped up and fell off the bed.
'THUMP.' He went. Gohan had a tear drop in his eye as he rubbed his head. I mean come on, if you saw Hercule in nothing but boxers, you would do the same.
After a while, when Gohan got the courage enough to stand the horror in front of him, he crawled onto the bed and drew closer and closer to the ugly man. He finally reaches to his destination, and stuck his tail in front of Hercule's nose. He started snaking his tail up and down, back and forth. He stopped once Hercule twitched. He heard a sneeze and scrammed from the scene of the crime.
Once he saw it was safe again, he had put his plan into action. He jumped on Hercule's bed again and started rolling around in it. The dirt, dust, and cat fur started rubbing off on the blankets. Gohan smirked at his work, and made his way to Hercule's closet.
He squeezed through the crack and did his work. He started clawing at his clothes and tearing them off of the hangers. He rolled on the clothes like with the bed. Once he was done, he squeezed out of the closet again, clawed up the drapes on the window, and squeezed out of the window, which led to the hall. He wandered down the hall wondering what was going to happen.
'Hmm, since I am practically on mute, no one will listen to me.unless.I could get to Capsule Corp and get Bulma's voice translator she used on Namek! A ha! This is perfect; I might actually get turned back to normal in no time. Gohan you are such a genius!' he thought happily.
Gohan had his eyes closed the whole time, and didn't notice a vase up ahead until he crashed into it. 'Ok, maybe not a total genius.'
He rubbed his head, where he got hit so many times and walked around more. Suddenly, two hands picked him up in the air and he started flailing his arms everywhere.
"Damn, calm down! You are really sneaky do you know that? I've been looking everywhere for you." Said a girlish voice.
Gohan noticed the voice, and it was non-other than Videl herself. He then relaxed a bit but mumbled a whole bunch of 'meows.'
Videl then looked at him closely then sighed, "Man, for a little cat, you sure can get dirty easily. Now I have to give you a bath you naughty kitty."
Gohan's eyes widened and jumped out of Videl's arms quickly. "Meow, meow, grr." Now, since Gohan can only speak cat, he was trying to say something like, 'No way you're giving me a bath!'
He then started running for dear life. Videl caught sight of this and started running after him.
"Hey you neko, get back here! I swear you act just like Saiyaman!"
Meanwhile at the Son residence, no one knew little Gohan was missing until Goten spoke up.
"Kassan! Nichan is missing! I searched everywhere, and I can't find him nor sense him!"
Chichi was worried sick now, "Did he come home last night?"
"No, his bed isn't even used!" Goten said while tears were forming in his eyes. "Kassan, I wane nichan!"
"Don't worry Goten, well find him. I'll just call Bulma and see if she heard anything."
Little did anyone know Gohan was really not missing? In fact, he was stuck in a bathtub, full of warm water and soap, with Videl scrubbing him.
'Kami I feel embarrassed.' Gohan thought with a blush.
It would happen sooner or later. Videl finally cornered Gohan at a dead end and grabbed him. Who knew this cat would be such a pain?
Videl then rinsed Gohan off, "See this wasn't so bad."
"Meow, yow, yow," Gohan said, which meant something like, 'Easy for you to say.'
Videl then pulled the plug and washed her hands. She went to go get the blow dryer for Gohan. While she wasn't looking, Gohan raised his own ki a little to dry off. As a cat, his ki was merely nothing, but when it rose people would noticed him. All of a sudden when Gohan stopped his ki, the fur poofed out, which made him look like a little puffball.
When Videl got back, she noticed Gohan and started laughing. "You look silly, but how did you get dry easily? That's strange. oh well, lets get you out of here."
Videl then took Gohan out and sat him on her bed. She pet him more, which made him purr like crazy. All of a sudden.
"ACHOO!"
A huge sneeze was heard all through the house. More and more sneeze's droned out the whole mansion and Gohan smirked.
'MWAH, since I cant talk, might as well have some fun.' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kat: Hehe, hey guys it's the katster giving you the next chapter to Gohan the black cat.
Gohan: Kat dear, isn't it a little to mean making your own father a cat? But I like the whole Hercule torture though.
Kat: Uh dad, its my story.
Videl: Gohan honestly, but I agree with the whole torturing my dad thing. Still, you should watch what you type. Oh by the way, you have to go baby sit, don't you?
Lady Melanie: "."
Kat:::mumbles::: you guys make me sick.
Gohan + Videl: What was that?
Kat: Uh, hehehe. see ya!
