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Summary: poor Gohan has to deal with Erasa.

Gohan the kuroi neko

Chapter four: Highway to hell

On the way back to Satan city, Gohan pretended to be asleep since Videl constantly started talking to him in his kitty form. He got a bit irritated, but tonight he would torture Hercule again. Oh come on, its fun!

When they made it back to Videl's home, it was still light out. Videl had been watching T.V. and Gohan, had been playing with a toy mouse.'

'This is pathetic, but the mouse is so fun to play with!' he thought.

Videl got a bit bored and decided to go downstairs to her training room. Gohan followed, but was forced to stay in Videl's room. He sighed; being a cat was so boring!

'Hmm, I wonder how Mr. Briefs black cat deals with it,' he thought once more.

For the rest of the day, Gohan walked around the room and looked outside the window hoping to go home. He watched some more, and found some birds out side. He had a sudden urge to lunge at them and eat them.

Gohan smirked and backed away. He got in a pouncing position and lunged at the birds. Unfortunately for him, something was blocking him from the birds…a glass door. He hit head first against the glass surface and landed backwards.

He grabbed his tiny head with his tiny pause and his eyes started tearing, 'Kami that was stupid! That hurt worse then mothers frying pan. Oh I hate the instincts of a cat!'

An hour later, Gohan heard someone coming upstairs. He heard Videl's voice another. He hid behind to pillows and peeked his head out a bit. When the door opened, Gohan saw his worst fear. The thing that irritated the most was standing right in front of him…Erasa.

'Oh great, karma just wants to come and bite me in the ass again doesn't it? Well damn it, I didn't do anything wrong!!!!! Dende, if I ever turn back into human, I swear I'll make you and Baba pay!'

Kami's look-out

Dende was playing cards with Mr. Popo, when suddenly he heard another one of Gohan's threats. His eyes widened, but decided to ignore it. Gohan a cat, how preposterous is that? Besides, he is off duty on the weekends, and he had to win this card game in order to water the plants for a whole week!

Satan Mansion

"I am so glad I get to stay the night Videl!" Erasa squealed excitedly.

"Um, er yeah Erasa, I am happy to," Videl said, while trying to look where that little neko Gohan went.

Erasa looked at her confusingly, "Um, are you looking for something?"

"Oh, nothing at all!"

"Ok then, well why don't we watch a movie?!" Erasa suggested.

"Um, sure, how about, 'How to lose a guy in ten days?'"

"Cool! I love that movie, let me just grab a pillow!" Erasa said.

She walked over to the bed and decided to pick the one that Gohan happened to be hiding behind. When she picked it up and noticed Gohan, she squealed even more! Gohan had frozen up into his 'I am not a real cat' pose.

"Oh Videl, this is such a cute stuffed cat!" she exclaimed.

Videl paled at the sight of her dense best friend holding a real life cat. "Uh yeah."

"Who gave it to you?" she asked.

"Um, er…" Videl didn't have an answer. 'I cant tell her she gave it to me, 'cause I told dad that.' She thought. "I bought it!"

"Really?"

"Yeah, it was so cute, I had to get it," Videl explained nervously.

"I wouldn't pass up the chance either! Hey, do you think they have then in purple?"

"You know what, I think they do!" Videl said.

Erasa smiled, "Oh, I am going to find one! These cats look so life like!"

"Sure…"

"Shh Videl, the movies starting!" Erasa said. She still held Gohan in her arms and started rubbing his furry little back. Gohan grew a little drowsy and didn't know he was purring.

Erasa immediately picked her head up and turned to Videl. "You thought you could fool me didn't you?"

Videl looked at Erasa, "Well…"

"I didn't know these things purr when you pet them? Now I am definitely getting one of them!"

"Oh yeah Erasa, I can never keep anything from you!" Videl said sarcastically.

For the rest of the night, Videl and Erasa watched the movie, and poor Gohan was still snuggled up against Erasa. Finally after what seemed like a millennium, the movie ended. Both girls decided to go downstairs, and Erasa couldn't just let the cat go.

It was like a little kid and a baby blanket. Anyways, the girls stayed up eating ice cream, until they were finally getting some sleepiness. When they made it upstairs again, they collapsed on the bed, and Gohan sighed.

He tried to squeeze out of Erasa's grip, but somehow couldn't. It was odd actually, she held him like she did when he wasn't a cat.

Gohan slumped his head down, and started waving his tail.  As he did so, the tip of his tail touched her nose, making her scratch it. She loosened her grip, and Gohan ran out of it immediately.

'This is the last time I'll ever be nice to Baba!' he thought. He was so mad at her that his ki spiked up a bit…

C.C.

Goten, Trunks, and Vegeta's heads snapped up as they felt a surge of Gohan's ki rise. Chichi and Goten had been staying there ever since Gohan was missing, and Baba was off taking a vacation, so she couldn't use her crystal ball. The dragon balls were of no use, because the evil twin chibi's made a wish of hearing what animals think.

"I know that was Gohan's ki, I just know it!" Goten said.

"Calm down brat, we felt it to," Vegeta grunted, "Though it was extremely low, it was part of his."

"But why would Gohan's ki be so low?" Trunks asked.

"Who knows, maybe the kid just went away for a while, and showed off a part of his signature so the harpy and the little brat wouldn't worry," Vegeta replied.

Goten had more tears in his eyes, "GOHAN WOULDN'T DO THAT! HE IS MY BIG BROTHER AND HE CARES, AND HE WOULDN'T LEAVE ME TO DEAL WITH MOMMY'S FRYING PAN!"

Both Vegeta and Trunks winced at how loud a little demi-Saiyan could yell. Just then Bulma and Chichi came in the room and saw Goten. Bulma narrowed her eyes at Vegeta, "What did you do now?"

Vegeta was slightly shocked; "I didn't do anything to the brat."

Chichi went to Goten and picked him up, "It's alright, Goten."

"Vegeta! What did you say!?" Bulma somewhat shouted.

"I told you onna, I did nothing-" but Trunks cut him off.

"But dad, you said Gohan probably wanted to go away from his family for a while!"

Vegeta looked a little angry, "I said nothing of the sort!"

"I will take our son's word over yours," Bulma said.

All of a sudden, they felt a surge of Gohan's ki come up again! "No, it couldn't be just because he didn't want us to worry, something is wrong!" Goten said.

Satan mansion

After a few minutes, Gohan broke free of the evil arms of Erasa. He had to go downstairs and find some more of Hercule's stuff so he could make his allergies worse! Gohan snuck out of a little crack from the door, and started making his marry old way downstairs.

Gohan started rolling around on the carpet and plants. The stairs were covered with his scent, which made him quite happy. He finally made it to the first room, the den. He walked inside and rolled around on the couch and anywhere Hercule would walk to.

After going through all the rooms, he made it to the grand daddy of them all, Hercule's most prized room, his very own self shrine. Gohan snuck in, and got a little frightened. All the pictures of Hercule were staring upon him, and it made Gohan even more nervous. But he couldn't think about the haughty, selfish Hercule, it was total payback time for stealing the credit.

Gohan walked all over the carpets, walked b the pictures, and spread his cat like scent through out the room. It was around five o'clock when Gohan finally finished, and decided to get some sleep. He walked up the stairs, snuck back into Videl's room, stretched a bit, but then noticed something was missing.

Where was Erasa? The light to Videl's bathroom was on, and Gohan's eyes widened. The door started to open, and Gohan immediately got back on the bed and stood stiff. Erasa's figure stepped out of the light, and she went back to the bed. She grabbed the cat Gohan, and snuggled up against him again.

'All hell is going to break loose when I am free!' Gohan thought triumphantly.

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