Author's note: I do not own Stargate SG1 or its characters, though I do own Kris O'Neill. Please don't sue me.


The Wheels On The Bus

"Uncle Daniel, look at what I made in school today!"

Kris O'Neill climbed into her uncle's lap holding a homemade book. The cover bore large black letters that read "The Wheels On The Bus". Daniel opened the book to find a picture of a bus with a driver who looked suspiciously like General Hammond.

The wheels on the bus go round and round

Round and round

Round and round

The wheels on the bus go round and round

All through the town

He turned the page. Now there was a picture of Apothis sitting on the bus complete with a hand weapon.

The Apothis on the bus yells Jaffa kree

Jaffa kree

Jaffa kree

The Apothis on the bus yells Jaffa kree

All through the town

The following page had a picture of Jacob in Tok'ra gear. Her father's influence was obvious in the words on the page.

The Tok'ra on the bus has a snake in his head

Has a snake in his head

Has a snake in his head

The Tok'ra on the bus has a snake in his head

All through the town

Daniel turned the page wondering what he'd see next. His question was answered by a drawing of Thor.

The Asgard on the bus beams people up

Beams people up

Beams people up

The Asgard on the bus beams people up

All through the town



The next picture was of Jack climbing onto the bus followed by the rest of SG1.

The Colonel on the bus says Move out campers

Move out campers

Move out campers

The Colonel on the bus says Move out campers

All through the town

On the next page was a picture of SG1 hiding behind bus seats.

The SG1 on the bus gets shot at

Gets shot at

Gets shot at

The SG1 on the bus gets shot at

All through the town

The next page had a picture of Teal'c holding a staff weapon in one hand and an overhead strap in the other.

The Teal'c on the bus says Jaffa be free

Jaffa be free

Jaffa be free

The Teal'c on the bus says Jaffa be free

All through the town

Daniel nearly groaned when he saw the next page. It was his turn to make an appearance.

The archeologist on the bus looks at rocks

Looks at rocks

Looks at rocks

The archeologist on the bus looks at rocks

All through the town

He quickly turned the page only to find this one was worse.

The Daniel on the bus gets himself injured

Gets himself injured

Gets himself injured

The Daniel on the bus gets himself injured

All through the town

The next page showed a picture of Daniel and Janet sitting together. Janet was obviously wrapping a bandage around Daniel's arm.

The doctor on the bus patches Daniel up

Patches Daniel up

Patches Daniel up

The doctor on the bus patches Daniel up

All through town

On the following page the picture was of Sam and Jack sitting together.

The Sam on the bus confuses Jack

Confuses Jack

Confuses Jack

The Sam on the bus confuses Jack

All through the town

On the next page was a picture of the bus pulled up in front of the Cheyenne Mountain Complex.

The bus goes to the SGC

SGC

SGC

The bus goes to the SGC

All through the town

Daniel sighed; he had finally reached the last page.

The wheels in the bus go round and round

Round and round

Round and round

The wheels on the bus go round and round

All through the town

"What did your teacher think of your book?"

"She was confused, but I told her it was just my Carter genes coming out."

"Which confused her even more."

"True, so I told her it was a family joke."

"I see."

"Ms. Isenhart doesn't really understand me."

"I can't imagine why. What do you want to do now Kris?'

"Let's go show my book to Auntie Janet, and then we can show it to Teal'c and Uncle George and ..."

Daniel began to regret offering to babysit today.

Owari (the end)