Disclaimer: by the way an elemental is someone who can control like the winds and everything that has to do with nature.sorry about not saying that.. anyway I don't really own anything except Carly, Hayley, and some of the parents names. Oh and I'm gonna refer to stuff that's like.new cause I don't wanna think that far back in time and its just a lot easier and more cool stuff can happen. Like newer songs and technology.

The Confederates and Marauders: Chapter 3: Diagon Alley

The next morning the marauders and confederates woke up extra early for their trip to Diagon Alley. Lily and Arabella spent the night with the Bradshaws so they could party. It was 7:00 am and the girls were still begging Mrs. Bradshaw to make the boys stay and go some other time. She continued to tell them no and if they didn't shut up and be civil to the boys then they would be getting hideous dresses for the Ministry Ball like the ones Lily's sister Petunia wears. This effectively silenced them all.
"Well Hayley I suppose YOU should be the one to go and wake Sirius up since well.you know why." Carly winked at her, and Lily and Arabella giggled. They had been teasing her all night about Sirius's odd sleeping habits.
"Ok if you insist." Was the only thing that came out of Hayley's mouth while she smirked and walked out of the kitchen. The other three were stunned of course since they thought she would be furious. This was what Hayley was going for though. If they wanted to play dirty then she wasn't going to get mad and give in.
Upon arriving at Sirius's house Hayley was surprised to find James, Sirius, and Remus all sitting on his front porch. Two were wide awake while Sirius was drooling on James' shoulder and snoring quite loudly.
"HI SIRIUS!" Hayley grinned, knowing this would make him jump out of his skin. Sirius jumped up so fast he hit James in the head with his arm and knocked him over. Hayley laughed. You never truly knew what was going on with those three.
"Uh.hi Hayley just uh. resting my eyes." Sirius stuttered. "Yea right, you were snoring." Hayley said, and noticing the embarrassed look on his face that he got last time he was asleep when she saw him she added "and we're getting ready to leave so get in the car."
"MAM YES MAM!" the three said simultaneously while saluting her and proceeding to march across the street with Sirius shouting and James and Remus repeating him like they were in the army, "I DUNNO WHAT I'VE BEEN TOLD. MRS. BRADSHAW SURE IS OLD." At that very moment Mrs. Bradshaw walked out the front door and heard the three boys chanting something about her being old. She gave them a stern look, which softened a bit, when she saw how much the girls were laughing and joined right in with them. Godric's Hollow wasn't to far from the Leaky Cauldron and Mrs. Bradshaw had this new crazy obsession to drive cars instead of Flooing there. The kids didn't mind though cause her new orange H2 had been magically expanded and they all fit comfortably. Mrs. Bradshaw made Sirius sit in the front seat next to her so she could keep an eye on him. About 10 minutes later they were walking through the entrance to Diagon Alley. They all entered Quality Quidditch Supply and bought the new top of the line racing broom, the Comet 360. Afterwards they stopped for ice cream where the girls excused themselves to go to the bathroom. The boys rolled their eyes and muttered something about primping. Little did they know the girls REALLY went to the joke shop. They stocked up on everything you could ever need to mess around with the Marauders.
When they all met up again they went to Madame Malkin's Robes for all occasions. The boys were scared out of their minds of Madame Malkin(claiming she was just an old woman trying to lure them into her store so she could brainwash them) so the girls had to pick out their robes for the ball for them. They knew they would fit so they didn't bother to try them on since they didn't like Madame Malkin. "She's a crazy old bat isn't she?" Remus whispered to the other two. They nodded silently in agreement.
It seemed like the girls took forever in picking out their dresses and when the boys asked to see they refused to show them.
"You mean we sat here for a good hour and a half and you girls won't even show us what you bought?" James exclaimed.
"Nope Jamsie I guess you will have to wait until the ball huh?" Lily replied.
"DON'T CALL ME JAMSIE! ITS JAMES OK?!?!?!" James exploded. He hated to be called anything besides James.
"Don't get your panties in a wad ok Jamie Pooh?" Lily cooed, while walking out of the store with the other girls. James' face turned bright red. He ran into the street and yelled after them, "NUMBER ONE, I DO NOT WEAR PANTIES, AND NUMBER 2, I'M NOT JAMIE POOH ITS JUST JAMES!! JUST JAMES!!!". He noticed all the people staring at him like he lost his mind and his face turned even more red than humanly possible. "Don't mind him he has a disease the doctors haven't yet found a cure for. Starts shouting about women's lingerie and yelling about his name to everyone when he gets nervous." Remus told the passer-bys. James just glared at him. After Carly and Hayley got their wands they headed back to the H2. The Marauders got to sit in the very back, which the girls didn't think was such a great idea, leaving them all alone together. The girls had to sit in the row directly in front of them. The girl's favorite song came on the radio and Mrs. Bradshaw cranked up the music.

~~~GIRLS DON'T LIKE BOYS GIRLS LIKE CARS AND MONEY!..BOYS WILL LAUGH AT GIRLS WHEN THEY AREN'T FUNNY!......~~~

The boys looked taken aback. They didn't know the girls even knew how to have fun and they could even sing nice. Ok they knew how to sing GOOD.
"Man I love Good Charlotte." Arabella said. "Good thing we took those singing lessons for 5 years or singing in the car wouldn't be to much fun."
"Well I thought it was a stupid song." James said snottily, "Boys don't laugh at girls when they aren't funny!"
"News flash earth to Jamie Pooh! It's just a song! Besides.if you liked the girl and didn't think she would like you for who you were then you might laugh at her jokes to make her like you better." Lily said.
"ITS JAMES OK? I guess I understand what you're saying now.I won't ever do anything like that though." James said. Mrs. Bradshaw laughed, she knew he would someday.
The rest of the ride home the Marauders sat whispering to each other in the backseat. Little did the girls know that they were planning on scaring them out of their minds the next time they had a sleepover together.
"MRS. BRADSHAW I NEED TO PEE!" Sirius yelled. The girls rolled their eyes. Stupid boys couldn't learn to go before they left.
"Please just call me Peggy, and Sirius we are almost home can't you hold it a little while longer?" Peggy pleaded.
"Nope." Sirius said simply.
"Well your going to have to cause I'm not stopping just for you when we are almost home." Peggy said.
"Well.ok then. I'll just entertain us with a song." Sirius smirked. "NO MOM! Don't let him sing a song puh-lease!!! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?" Hayley shouted.
"Now Hayley don't be rude. If Sirius wants to sing a song to keep his mind off going to the bathroom then let him." Peggy said. Sirius was grinning like a madman in the back seat and Hayley just knew what was coming next.
"999,999,999 bottles of butterbeer on the wall, 999,999,999 bottles of butterbeer on the wall. You take one down pass it around, 999,999,998 bottles of butterbeer on the wall...oooooooohh 999,999,998 bottles of butterbeer on the wall.." Sirius started, but was interrupted by Peggy shouting "OK ANYTHING BUT THAT SONG PLEASE!".

"OK.how about.I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES EVERYBODYS NERVES, EVERYBODYS NERVES, I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY'S NERVES AND THIS IS HOW IT GOES..*BUMBUMBUM*.I KNOW A SONG." Sirius sang at the top of his lungs.

Suddenly Peggy took a sharp right turn and came to a sudden halt in front of a gas station. "Get out now Sirius, you have 5 minutes and if you're not back by then we are leaving without you." Peggy sighed.

"Why thank you Peggy did I ever tell you how lovely you look, especially when you're enraged." Sirius began.

"GET OUT SIRIUS BECAUSE YOU NOW HAVE 4 MINUTES!!!" Peggy shouted.

Sirius scrambled out of the car and ran inside. As soon as he was out of the car Peggy whipped out her bottle of Asprin and took a couple. She swore to herself that next time she needed to go to Diagon Alley she was gonna to leave Hayley and Carly with the Blacks and only hope that her children put them through the kind of torture Sirius put her through.

"Lord please don't let him make it back in 4 minutes so we can leave without him." Lily said.

"Hey Evans that's my best friend your talking about." James spat.
"Well maybe if your friend was so hyperactive all the time and didn't drink four tankards of buttterbeer before we left then we wouldn't have to stop all over the country for him to go to the bathroom." Lily retaliated.
"He was thirsty.besides when you gotta go you gotta go!" Remus joined in.
"Yeah.so why don't you leave Sirius alone Evans." James said.
"Because there is nothing better to do out here anyway Four Eyes." Lily said.
"EVANS YOUR INFURIATING!" James screamed.

"Thanks, I try my best." Lily smirked.

"I'm not speaking to you anymore." James replied.

"Thank goodness since that was exactly what I was going for, I will try to delete your voice from my mind forever. " Lily added.

"Hey.you mean you don't' want me to talk to you anymore?" James said. He didn't get a response. "EVANS HELLO I'M TRYING TO TALK TO YOU HERE!"

Lily turned to Carly and said "Why Carly I could have sworn I heard someone yelling my name.they sounded like this person I once talked to until he said he wasn't going to speak to me again. Did you hear anything?"

"Well I sure didn't hear a thing.it must just be the wind." Carly said. Nobody noticed Sirius was back in the car for half of that conversation and that they were already headed home again. The rest of the ride was silent for the boys since they didn't want to say anything to further upset James. The girls thoroughly enjoyed themselves the rest of the day though.