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Author's Note:

Maiden of the Moon: Wow! ^_^ We still have people reading our fic!

Silent Soul of the Sun: That's because I threatened them. ^_^

Maiden of the Moon: -_-; Riiiight. You keep believing that, Sango-chan.

Silent Soul of the Sun: ::whaps Maiden of the Moon over the head::

Maiden of the Moon: ^_^ Anyway, please enjoy chappie one! ^_^

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Kagome smiled happily to herself as she exited her family's shrine, intent on spending the next week looking for the shards of the Shikon Jewel with a certain 'nameless' hot hanyou.

Walking cheerfully towards the well house, the birds singing in the cloudless blue sky, the ebony hared beauty couldn't help but burst into song.

~Somewhere Over The Rainbow {Somewhere Through the Well} - some lyrics changed~

"Somewhere through the well

Back in time

There's a land that I heard of

Once in a textbook of mine

Somewhere through the well

Skies are blue

And dreams of a certain hanyou becoming full demon

Could come true

Someday we'll wish upon the Jewel

And watch the thing get purified by me

Where troubles fall like springtime raindrops

Oh, way above the high tree tops

That's where you'll find us

Somewhere through the well

Demons die, demons die oh why can't Kikyo

If Kikyo could finally die

Beyond the well,

Then I could make Inu-Yasha mine!"

With the final note of her song ringing through the well house, Kagome leapt through the dry well and fell back through time, soon finding herself in the fabled hanyou's era.

*

Kagome walked into Kaede's hut to the usual sound of Miroku being pounded by Sango, who was screaming "HENTAI!!"

"What'd he do now?" Kag dryly asked Inu-Yasha as she stepped up behind him, deciding not to ask why he hadn't been there waiting for her at the well.

"He groped her ass- again," Inu-Yasha replied, a small smile of amusement on his face as he leaned against the wall and enjoyed the show- and slipped his hand into Kagome's.

Kagome's cheeks began to flame as her mind was wiped of all thoughts and a large smile overtook her lips.

"PERVERT!" Sango roared one more time as she gave Miroku a final kick, storming out of the house.

"Why do you always do this, Miroku-sama?" Kagome sighed before following Sango out the door, very reluctantly pulling away from Inu-Yasha.

"Yeah, Miroku. Why do you always grope her?" Shippo asked, who had been watching lazily with Inu-Yasha, though he made sure to stay a safe distance away.

"Why?" the monk responded in mock horror as he regained his breath. "I'll tell you why."

~Baby Got Back {Sango's Butt}- Lyrics changed~

"I like Sango's butt and I cannot lie

You other youkai can't deny

That when she rides in with her itty bitty waist

And her boomerang in my face

I get hurt

Wanna try again

Cuz I notice that butt was stuffed

Deep into the armor she's wearing

I'm hooked and I can't stop groping

Oh Sango, I wanna get with ya

And touch you more

Inu-Yasha tried to warn me-"

"As always," Inu-Yasha sighed as he watched Miroku sing- and look frighteningly perverted as he did so.

"But that butt she got

Make me so horney

Ooh, rump of smooth skin

You say you want me to go to hell

Well, I don't care, don't care, cuz I know you like it. . . right?"

"You might want to ask * her * that, not us," Shippo commented, laughing nervously as Miroku continued, adding a little dance to his song that caused the other two other men in the hut to sweatdrop.

"I've seen others dancin'

The hell with romancin'

Sango's lean, mean, got it goin' like a killin' machine

I'm tired of others

Wanna grope Sango, no other

Take the average girl and ask her for kids

They don't slap like her

So Fellas-"

"Yeah," Inu-Yasha and Shippo echoed, suddenly feeling quiet musical themselves.

"Fellas!"

"Yeah!"

"Does your girl slap you hard?"

"Well, she sits me," Inu-Yasha muttered, earning an odd look from Shippo and Miroku. "Er- not that Kagome's my girl or anything!"

"Well grope her, grope her, grope her, grope her, grope her healthy butt," Miroku continued to sing, deciding to ignore that odd interruption from Inu.

"Why? So we can end up like you?" Shippo asked, curious.

Miroku decided to ignore that interruption too.

"Sango's got butt!

I like her- round and big

When at an exorcism gig

I just can't help myself

And I'm actin' like a pervert

This is when I get hurt

Wanna kill Naraku

And then I'll make you mine

I won't be a hentai-"

Inu-Yasha and Shippo coughed at this part.

"Cuz your boomerang's beginning to hurt-"

"Only BEGINNING?!" the hanyou roared in exasperation.

Shippo made the crazy symbol at Miroku while he wasn't looking, and Inu nodded.

"My head can only take so much

Still, I cannot stop groping

Miroku's in trouble!"

"Nooo. . ." Inu-Yasha muttered dryly under his breath, getting tired of the monk's song.

"Beggin for a piece of your bubble

So I am reaching out to touch ya

Knockin down youaki's like toy dolls

I don't like those youaki's much

They touch my woman- I can't

Tryin not to grope- and failin'

I wanna get with ya

I won't cus or hit ya

But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna

Touch you and hug you

Baby got it goin on

And maybe you won't like this song-"

"I know I don't. . ." grumbled the hanyou. Shippo yawned. Miroku ignored.

"And you might try to hit me o'er and o'er

But I'd rather stay and play

Cuz I'm strong and like smacks

And I'm okay with pain from you

So Sango!"

"Yeah," Inu-Yasha and Shippo echoed, the music getting to them once again. Like a disease, it seemed to be contagious.

"Sango!"

"Yeah!"

"Would you try not to hit me- pretty please?

I like slaps

But yet still

I'd prefer a kiss from you

I love you lots!"

"This would be a lot more helpful if Sango were actually here," Shippo muttered half-heartedly, looking out the window for the girls.

And, finally, Miroku came towards the end of his song.

"Yeah baby

When it comes to females

Body's got not much to do with my selection-"

At this, Inu-Yasha burst into peals of uncontrollable laughter.

"36-24-36

Only if she's my Sango!"

Miroku flopped down on the ground, the music that had mysteriously come with his song fading out.

The three men sat in silence for a while before Shippo muttered what they had all be thinking-

"What the hell just happened here?"

*

Meanwhile, while the men were rapping in the hut, Sango had stormed down to the hot springs on the intent of taking a bath- and to stew about a certain "holy" monk.

"Stupid hentai hoshi-dono!" she grumbled under her breath as she began to slip out of her clothes and armor.

She turned slightly pink as she thought about the earlier events of the day.

Since Kagome had been away in her time, Miroku, Shippo, Inu-Yasha, and herself had spent the day in Kaede's hut, waiting for her to return. At noon-time, when Inu and Shippo had gone out in search of food, she and Miroku had the whole hut to themselves.

Obviously, she had been nervous about what Miroku was going to try and make of this situation.

However, to her astonishment, the monk tried nothing nasty. In fact, he was very helpful in fixing up a salad. When she had accidentally nicked herself with the knife, he had very gently taken her hand and cleaned the cut for her.

And then they had held hands for a while after.

Slowly easing into the hot water of the spring, Sango felt her cheeks burn- and it wasn't from the liquid.

Sitting down in the water, the exterminator let her mind drift back to their conversation, as their hands remained clasped.

"Umm. . ." she had murmured, her cheeks a rosy pink as they sat close to one another. "Sir Monk. . .?"

"Sango," he whispered, turning to face her, squeezing her hand gently. "Sango, what do you think of me?"

She had given him a blank, confused stare. "What?"

"I mean. . . Do you like me?"

Her blush darkened to magenta. "Um. . . Well, of course I like you, Sir Monk. Why would I travel with you and the others if I didn't like you?"

"That wasn't what I meant," he whispered, leaning a little closer to her, so their lips were inches apart.

"No?" she had squeaked out, trying to pretend she didn't know what he had been talking about.

"No," he murmured, his lips inching even closer to hers. "I meant. . . do you like me. . . do you like me * enough *. . .to let me-"

But before he could finish his sentence, the door banged open and Inu-Yasha and Shippo barged in, fighting.

"IF KAGOME WERE HERE, SHE WOULD SIT YOU!" Shippo sobbed, rubbing a lump on his head.

"WELL IF KAGOME WERE HERE THEN. . . then. . ." Inu-Yasha trailed off as he noticed Sango and Miroku's "position".

"I- um- I mean- we were-" she had stammered, trying to make an excuse for her and the monk's closeness, when she suddenly felt a hand on her backside.

Her cheeks flared, and this time, it wasn't from embarrassment.

"PERVERT!" she had screeched before reaching for her boomerang and pummeling the monk mercilessly.

Her mind leaping back to the present, Sango sighed softly, a small smile on her face.

Had he been about to kiss her?

Why didn't she want to stop him?

"I think. . ." the exterminator murmured to herself, "I love him. . ."

Her half lidded eyes snapped open as she realized what she had said.

"Love?!" she gasped.

Yes, that sounded right.

"I love Miroku," she tried quietly.

Yes, that sounded right too.

"I. . . I love Miroku. . ." Sango whispered in awe to herself.

From the tree she was had leapt behind when she heard Sango talking, Kagome smiled.

'So she finally admits it?' the ebony hared teen giggled softly and began to sing.

~Miss Independent (no lyrics changed)~

"Miss independent

Miss self-sufficient

Miss keep your distance

Miss unafraid

Miss out of my way

Miss don't let a man interfere, no

Miss on her own

Miss almost grown

Miss never let a man help her off her throne

So by keeping her heart protected

She'll never ever feel rejected

Little Miss apprehensive

I said ooooh, she fell in love."

From the hot springs, Sango heard her best friend singing, and sudden felt the music- which had begun to play from absolutely nowhere- take over her as well.

"What is this feeling taking over?!

Thinkin' no one could open my door!

Surprise. . .

It's time. . .

To feel. . .

What's real. . ."

"What happened to Miss independent?" Kagome sang back.

"No longer need to be defensive!

Goodbye

Old you!

When love

Is true!"

"Miss guarded heart

Miss play it smart

Miss if you want to use that line you better not start, no

But she miscalculated

She didn't want to end up jaded-"

"And this miss decided not to miss out on true love," Sango interrupted, still singing.

"So, by changing her misconceptions

She went in a new direction

And found inside she felt a connection-

She fell in love," Kagome smiled.

Miroku was gonna be thrilled.

"What is this feeling taking over?!

Thinkin' no one could open my door!

Surprise. . .

It's time. . .

To feel. . .

What's real. . .

What happened to Miss independent?

No longer need to be defensive!

Goodbye

Old you!

When love

Is true!" Sango sang, thinking happily of her monk as she climbed out of the hot springs and dressed.

"When Miss independent walked away

No time for love that came her way

She looked in the mirror and thought today

What happened to Miss no longer afraid?

It took her some time to see

How beautiful love could truly be. . ." Kagome grinned, watching her friend approach from her spot near the tree.

"No more talk of why can't that be me

I'm so glad to finally see. . ." Sango sang softly as she reached Kagome, and the two began to walk down the path as the exterminator continued to sing.

"What is this feeling taking over?!

Thinkin' no one could open my door!

Surprise. . .

It's time. . .

To feel. . .

What's real. . .

What happened to Miss independent?

No longer need to be defensive!

Goodbye

Old you!

When love

Is true!"

*

In the dark reassesses of his dark castle in the dark, Naraku, dressed in his usual white baboon pelt, snuck into his most secret room.

Upon closing the dark door while stepping into the dark room, the evil hanyou flicked on the lights, to reveal-

His very, very, VERY pink room. With lace, frills, a canopy bed, vanity table- covered in his favorite baby blue makeup- and pink flower lights.

Throwing off his pelt, his outfit of a pink mini skirt and a pink halter midriff top was brought to light- not to mention his five-inch heals.

Suddenly, Naraku felt the undying urge to burst into random song.

And so he did as mysterious music began to play.

Doing a very suggestive jig in a classic Brittany style in front of his full-length mirror, the hanyou began singing the only words he remembered of his favorite song.

~I'm Not a Girl (Not Yet a Woman) (lyrics -that we know- are unchanged)~

"I'm not a girl

Not yet a woman

All I need is time

A moment that is mine

While I'm in between-"

Naraku's little show in front of his mirror was interrupted by a loud burst of disbelieving giggles.

Turning around very abruptly, he found Kagura staring, pointing, and lying on the ground, dying of laughter.

*

As Kagome and Sango neared the hut again, they heard what sounded like fighting between Inu-Yasha and Shippo.

On an impulse, Kagome yanked Sango into the bushes.

"What are we-?"

"Shh!" Kagome hissed, watching the two boys from the bushes. "This might be about why Inu-Yasha didn't. . ." 'Didn't come get me. . .'

"Didn't what?" Sango whispered.

Kagome just shook her head and repeated her earlier command. "Shh!"

So involved with his fight with Shippo, the hanyou didn't notice the scent or sounds of the two girls lingering in the bush.

"It's a good thing Kagome wasn't with us!" Shippo growled again as the two returned to the argument they had been engrossed in before the interruption with Sango and Miroku- and the whole song thing.

"Feh," Inu-Yasha snarled, bopping the kitsune on the head.

"It'd really hurt her feelings if she found out you followed Kikyo instead of met her at the well after we got lunch!" Shippo sobbed while rubbing a bump on his head.

In the bushes, Kagome's heart broke and her eyes filled with tears.

She had expected as much.

Jumping slightly as the bushed rustled, the two males whirled around to see Kagome stand silently and begin walking towards the well.

All the color left Inu-Yasha's face. 'Shit.'

"I told you it'd hurt her fee- OW!" Shippo cried again as Inu-Yasha threw the runt into the bushes before running after Kagome.

"Kagome! Wait! Let me expla-"

"SIT."

THUD.

"OW! &$*#@ YOU &#*$@ WRETCH! LET ME EXPLA-"

"SIT! SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!!!!!" Kagome screeched, tears pouring down her cheeks as she reached the well and jumped in- not once looking back.

Lying on the ground, thinking himself completely broken, the hanyou swore into the dirt.

"Curse it Kagome! Why won't you listen?!" Inu-Yasha snarled as the spell wore off and he sat up. "HUMPH. I'll make her listen and apologize to me now!"

As he attempted to stand, a staff knocked him down again.

"DAMMIT!"

"Now, now, Inu-Yasha," Miroku soothed, squatting down in the dirt next to Inu-Yasha. "Language."

"What the hell-? Where did you come from?!" Inu moaned in annoyance, rubbing his sore head.

"I followed you, and it's a good thing I did. You need to give Kagome-sama a little cool down time after being such a blundering idiot."

"WHAT THE-?!" the hanyou screamed, standing up quickly as a vein on his forehead throbbed. "I AM NOT A-"

He was knocked down again with the staff.

Looking down at the hanyou- whose eyes were now swirly- with a small sigh, the monk began dragging his friend back to Kaede's hut by the hair.

~*~

Silent Soul of the Sun: Woo! We have a PLOT!

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Silent Soul of the Sun: All right, tune in for the next chapter for more fun and more songs!

Maiden of the Moon: Lots more songs! ^_~

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