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Author's Note: Yo, this is Maiden of the Moon typin'. ^_~ Hope you like this chapter!

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Kagome crawled up the sides of well, crying silently as she did so.

"Stupid Inu-Yasha. . ." she mumbled darkly, "One minute you act like you like me, and then you're all over Kikyo. . ."

Sniffling, Kagome walked out of the well house and headed slowly towards the god tree.

"I don't see why he even likes her anymore," Kag whispered as she sat on the fence that surrounded the tree. "She tries to kill him, wants to bring him to hell, steals the jewel- she's such a bi-!"

She cut herself off with a sigh. "How can I still love him so much when he acts like such an idiot?"

With another sigh, Kagome began to sing, not noticing the music that began to play as she did so.

~Do You Know What You Want (lyrics unchanged)~

"Someone who treats you right

Stays with you day and night

I can tell that's what you want

I know just what to do

I'll take good care of you

Baby you can get that from me

I can tell she's not treating you right

Every time you look at me

So which one will you choose?

You look so confused

Tell me the truth!

Do you know what you want?

Do you know what you want?

Do you know what you want?

Love's so hard to find

So make up your mind

Do you know what you want?

Oh baby can't you see

One minute you're with me

Next one you're all over her

She talks behind your back

You know I'll stay on track

Something she wouldn't for sure

How can I help you make up your mind?

Boy you're running out of time

So which one will you choose?

You look so confused

Tell me the truth!

Do you know what you want?

Do you know what you want?

Do you know what you want?

Love's so hard to find

So make up your mind

Do you know what you want?

Please call me and say

I am the one

You need in your life

The game you play

Ain't no fun

Please answer me now

Gotta know what you want!

I can tell she's not treating you right

Every time you look at me

So which one will you choose?

You look so confused

Tell me the truth!

Do you know what you want?

How can I help you make up your mind?

Boy you're running out of time

So which one will you choose?

You look so confused

Tell me the truth!

Do you know what you want?

Do you know what you want?

Do you know what you want?

Love's so hard to find

So make up your mind

Do you know what you want?"

"Kagome? Is that you?" the girl's mother called out the kitchen window as Kagome's song came to a close.

"Yeah," the teen replied dully.

"Good! You have a phone call!" Ms. Higarashi called, indicating the phone in her hand.

Getting up and dragging her feet, Kagome made her way to the phone, dreading who it was and the obviously long, dully conversation that was to follow about how she was "sick".

"Hello?" she asked in monotone. "This is Kagome speaking. Who is it?"

"Higarashi!" called a cheerful voice on the other end of the line.

Kagome had to bite back a groan. 'Damn it. . .'

~Calling (refrain used, lyrics unchanged)~

"C-A-L-L-I-N-G now, I'm calling yo-o-ou, calling you now!

C-A-L-L-I-N-G now, I'm calling yo-o-ou, calling you now-

Oh oh oh oh!"

Kagome pulled the earpiece away from her ear and gave the phone a long, blank look.

'Oh. My. God. What the hell.'

"Hi Hojo," Kagome interrupted, trying to make the boy shut up. "What can I do for you?"

On the other end of the line, Hobo- er- Hojo decided to get right to the point, being totally out of character while he was at it.

"Would you like to go out with me?"

The ebony hared teen did a double take and almost dropped the phone.

Her mind was screaming "OH MY GOD! HELL NO!" but she found her mouth saying "Sure, I'd love to."

Making a gagging noise that she tried to muffle, Hojo began to perkily tell Kag that he'd come over tomorrow at 5.

*

Back in Fudal Japan, Inu-Yasha sat in the corner of Kaede's hut, slowly counting down until the time came when he could go back and get Kagome.

Miroku was threatening to knock him out with his staff again if he didn't wait, and since he was already sore enough as it was. . .

He'd wait.

But not much longer.

*

The next day dawned brightly on both sides of the magic well.

In one era, Kagome was busy trying to pick out a dress for her date.

In the other, Inu-Yasha was still in his corner, counting.

For both, it was going to be a looooong day.

*

At the strike of five, two major things happen that effects our weak plot greatly.

One, Hojo rings the doorbell of the Higarashi Shrine, and, more importantly, two-

Miroku allows Inu-Yasha out of his corner.

Bounding towards the magic well, the hanyou leapt forward in time to drag his Kagome back home.

As he emerged from the well with demon-like speed, Inu-Yasha bounded towards Kag's bedroom window- until he heard her voice from downstairs.

Curious, he leapt into a tree, and, sitting on it's lower branches, watched Kagome and that Hobo freak take a seat in the living room through the window.

'What the hell?!' Inu-Yasha gaped, 'What the hell is HE doing here?!'

"Ooo. . ." came a snicker from behind the hanyou. "Betrayal. . ."

Inu-Yasha whipped around as fast as he could on his branch to see Sango, Miroku, and Shippo looking into the window with interest.

"The heck?! What are you guys doing here?!" Inu snarled.

"Kagome left some of the Shikon Shards back in our time before she left, so we used them to follow you and make sure you did nothing stupid," Sango explained before letting out a low whistle. "He's kinda cute. . ."

"He is NOT," the hanyou grumbled before turning his attention back to the scene unfurling in the Higarashi living room. 'Stupid Hobo! He's such a moron! Hanging around Kagome like she liked him or something! And what the hell is Kagome doing, allowing that fool into her house?! Grr. . .'

Suddenly, as his blood began to boil, Inu-Yasha felt the urge to sing- an urge he didn't bother stomping down since music was starting from somewhere, anyway.

~It Makes Me Ill (lyrics unchanged)~

"I was hangin' with the fellas

Saw you with your new boyfriend- it made me jealous

I was hopin' that I'd never see you with him

But it's all good 'cause I'm glad that I met him

Heh

'Cause now I know the competition's very slim

To none-"

"Someone's pretty confident," Shippo muttered softly, not wanting another lump on the head.

"And I can tell by looking that he's not

The one

He's not the type you said you like-"

"Has Kagome-sama ever told Inu-Yasha what she looks for in a man?" Miroku asked curiously. Sango shrugged.

"His style is wrong, clothes are bad, come on girl, let him go

I want you back!

You can say that I'm a hater

If you want to

But I only hate on him 'cause I want you

You can say I'm trippin'

If you feel like

But you without me ain't right

You can say I'm crazy

If you

Want to

That's true-

I'm crazy 'bout you!"

Everyone looked at the singing Inu-Yasha blankly.

"Wow. . . too bad Kagome-chan can't hear this," Sango commented.

"You can say I'm breakin' down inside

'Cause I can see you with another guy!

It makes me ill

To see you give

Love and attention at his will

You can't imagine how it makes me feel

To see you

With him

Oh it makes me ill

To see you give

Love and attention at his will

You can't imagine how it makes me feel

To see you

With him

Girl I know that we broke up-"

"I didn't think they were ever together," Shippo said, surprised.

Inu-Yasha hit him over the head and continued to sing.

"But that doesn't you should give the cold shoulder

'Cause you know that I truly to do adore ya

And that other guy can't do nothin' for ya

Uh, see-

I can tell that you don't really love

The guy

So you don't need to go and waste

Your time

I think you know I love you more

Girl you gotta let him go

I want you so just give him

The boot!"

"It really is too bad you're not so open with your feelings when Kagome's actually around," Miroku sighed.

"Didn't we say that when you were singing your song about Sango's- " Shippo began, but shut up when Miroku covered his mouth with a nervous laugh.

Sango's eyes flashed. "Song about Sango's WHAT exactly?!"

As the exterminator began to pummel the monk and the kitsune tried- and failed- to avoid getting beaten himself, the hanyou remained oblivious, still singing.

"You can say that I'm a hater

If you want to

But I only hate on him 'cause I want you

You can say I'm trippin'

If you feel like

But you without me ain't right

You can say I'm crazy

If you

Want to

That's true-

I'm crazy 'bout you!

You can say I'm breakin' down inside

'Cause I can see you with another guy!

It makes me ill

To see you give

Love and attention at his will

You can't imagine how it makes me feel

To see you

With him

Oh it makes me ill

To see you give

Love and attention at his will

You can't imagine how it makes me feel

To see you

With him

It makes me ill 'cause she used to be my girl!"

"When was this?" Miroku managed to cough out before Sango punched him again.

"My girl

My girl

Yeah

It makes me ill 'cause she used to be my girl

My girl

My girl

So baby, come back to me!

It makes me ill

To see you give

Love and attention at his will

You can't imagine how it makes me feel

To see you

With him

Oh it makes me ill

To see you give

Love and attention at his will

You can't imagine how it makes me feel

To see you

With him

It makes me ill

To see you give

Love and attention at his will

You can't imagine how it makes me feel

To see you

With him

Oh it makes me ill

To see you give

Love and attention at his will

You can't imagine how it makes me feel

To see you

With him!"

As his song finished, Inu-Yasha flopped down on the ground, his arms and legs crossed in classic Inu-Yasha style as he pouted, and his friends behind him gasped for breath in their little pile of pain.

A moment of silence passed and then-

"Grr- I'm gonna kill that Hoho!" Inu growled, getting off the floor and heading towards the door and pounding on it as his friends watched in mild interest, Shippo and Miroku nursing their wounds.

*

Kagome jumped slightly as someone began pounding on the door.

"Oh! I've got to go get that," she smiled, relieved that she could leave- if only for a moment- since Hojo really was very boring.

"Hm? Oh, sure, Higarashi," the dense boy grinned as the female left for the door.

Releasing a silent sigh of relief, Kag opened the door, and, to her surprise, found herself face to face with a very peeved hanyou.

"Inu-Yasha?" she hissed. "What are YOU doing here?!"

"I came to make you listen!" he roared. "Kagome, I-"

He was cut off by the teen girl pushing him off of the doorstep and into the front yard as she shut the door behind them.

"Don't scream," she frowned. "I have a guest over."

"I saw that," the hanyou snarled, baring his fangs, and a certain finger, in Hojo's general direction.

Kagome's frown deepened. "What's YOUR problem?!"

"I can't believe you let that bastard into your house!"

"Hojo's not a bastard, he's my date! And I don't see why the hell you care, you've got KIKYO!" Kagome screamed, a few tears welling in the corner of her eyes as her thoughts traveled to her incarnation. "SO LEAVE ME ALONE! SIT!"

With the sound of Inu-Yasha slamming to the ground echoing behind her, Kag stormed her way back into the house and slammed the door shut.

Inu-Yasha stared blankly up at the house from the ground, even after the spell wore off.

"Inu-Yasha?" Miroku asked, walking over to the hanyou with a slight limp. "Are you okay?"

The hanyou sat up, once again crossing his arms and legs as he glared into the living room window- feeling the uncontrollable desire to burst into song again. Once again, music started as he began to sing.

~Is She Really Going Out With Him (lyrics slightly changed)~

"Pretty woman out walking with baboons down my street

From my window I'm staring while my coffee grows cold-"

Sango, Miroku, and Shippo gave the hanyou a blank stare.

"What the hell?!" Sango cried. "What baboons?!"

"What's coffee?" Shippo asked.

"Why is he singing again?!" Miroku almost sobbed.

"Look over there!" Inu-Yasha sang.

"Where?!" the others sang back in annoyance and confusion.

"There's a lady that I used to know

She's dead now, or remade, or something, so I'm told."

"I thought Kikyo was still back in time," Shippo commented.

"She is. It's just the song," Sango responded dully.

"Is she really going out with him?

Is she really gonna take him home tonight?-"

Miroku raised an eyebrow. "I never thought Kagome-sama would be so. . .frisky. . ."

Sango whapped him over the head with her boomerang. "HENTAI!"

"Is she really going out with him?

'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me

There's something going wrong around here.

Tonight's the night when I drag her back down through the well

I come through time and kid myself that this might go over swell

Look over there!"

"Where?" the others sighed.

"Here comes Kagome with her new boyfriend

They say that looks don't count for much

If so there goes your proof-"

"Now, really- he's not THAT bad. . ." Sango murmured, licking her lips as she eyed Hojo.

Miroku pouted.

"Don't worry, Inu-Yasha," Shippo tried, "Did Kagome really say that this Hono was her boyfriend? I mean, you may still have a chance. . .maybe. . . kinda. . .okay, probably not, but still- OW!"

"Is she really going out with him?" Inu-Yasha continued after knocking Shippo out.

"Is she really gonna take him home tonight?"

"Kagome's not. . .not KINKY! Stop it!" Sango reprimanded. If Inu heard her, he either ignored her or didn't care.

"Is she really going out with him?

'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me

There's something going wrong around here!"

Inu-Yasha snarled while singing as he watched Hobo "yawn" and wrap his arms around Kagome's delicate frame.

"Geez, if looks could kill

There's a man there who's more down as dead," Sango sang quietly as she watched the hanyou's eyes flash red.

"Listen you, take your hands off her head!

I get so mean around this scene," Inu-Yasha sang, a hint of a growl in his voice as he continued.

"Is she really going out with him?

Is she really going to take him home tonight?

Is she really going out with him?

'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me

There's something going wrong around here."

*

Meanwhile, back in Fudal Japan, deep in a forest somewhere in the western lands, Sessho-Maru, Rin, and Jaken all traveled down a dirt path in their normal, silent style- occasionally interrupted by Rin beating the crap out of the toad demon.

"Sessho-Maru sama," Rin called. "Jaken stole my berries!"

"I did not!" Jaken retorted. "You stole mine and I took them back!"

"Liar!"

"I am NOT lying! Tell her, my lord!"

But instead of replying, the great demon lord suddenly burst into random song- and dance- as that mysterious music began echoing through the forest.

Jaken and Rin promptly forgot about the berries as they watched their lord with wide eyes.

~I'm Too Sexy (lyrics unchanged)~

"I'm too sexy for my love

To sexy for my love

Loves going to leave me!

I'm too sexy for my shirt

Too sexy for my shirt

So sexy it hurts," Sessho-Maru sang, ripping off his shirt and flinging into a tree.

Rin's eyes widened.

"I'm too sexy for my land

Too sexy for my land

New York and Japan!"

". . . Nu Yourk?" Rin sounded out, looking to Jaken for help. The demon just shrugged.

"I'm too sexy for your party

Too sexy for your party

The way I'm disco dancing!" the demon lord sang, suddenly breaking into classic 70's disco- even though the 70's hadn't occurred yet.

"I'm a model

You know what I mean?

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

On the catwalk, yeah on the catwalk

I do my little turn on the catwalk!" Sessho-Maru continued, oblivious to his surroundings as he did the model walk down the path and back.

"I'm too sexy for my car

Too sexy for my car

Too sexy by far

I'm too sexy for hat

Too sexy for my hat

What you think about that?"

"But my lord," Jaken proclaimed. "You don't wear a hat! Or own a car! . . . What is a car?"

"Maybe it's by Nu Yourk?" Rin suggested.

The two nodded.

"I'm a model

You know what I mean?

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, Yeah-

I shake my little tush on the catwalk!" Sessho-Maru sang, shaking his butt as he went along.

His two companions sweatdropped heavily as Jaken covered Rin's eyes.

The girl impatiently pushed the toad youkai's hand away and gave him a lump on the head. "Rin wants to see!"

"Too sexy for my-

Too sexy for my-

To sexy for my-

I'm a model you know what I mean?

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah-

And I shake my little tush on the catwalk!" the lord sang, still shaking his "little tush".

"I'm too sexy for my cat

Too sexy for my cat

Oh pussy, oh pussy cat!"

"Why would he want a cat? Don't dogs not like felines?" Jaken mused. Rin ignored him and continued to watch her lord dance.

"I'm too sexy for my love

Too sexy for my love

Loves going to leave me!

And I'm too sexy for this song!"

With this final line, Sessho-Maru calmly retrieved his shirt from the tree, slipped it back on, and continued down the path as if nothing had happened.

Rin and Jaken glanced at each other and then at their lord before promptly following after him.

"Sessho-Maru sama?" the little girl piped up as she reached her lord. "What does 'sexy' mean?"

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Maiden of the Moon: What will happen with Kagome and Inu-Yasha? Will Hobo- I mean- Hojo die?

Silent Soul of the Sun: Hopefully.

Maiden of the Moon: And will Sessho-Maru sama regain the dignity he definitely lost this chapter?

Silent Soul of the Sun: Probably not. Besides, you can't lose something you never had!

Maiden of the Moon: ::rolls her eyes:: Anyway, please tune in next time! ^_^

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Ja ne!