Azalyen: HAI~! WELCOME TO MY FIRST FANFICTION!!

InuYasha: Where are we...?

Shippo: You're the main character!! YOU SHOULD KNOW!

Kagome: Hey, I thought *I* was the main character!

Shippo: Then why is the show called InuYasha? HM?!

Kagome: Erm...well..*shifty eyes* SIT! HEY!! LOOK CANDY CORN!! *points to a cloud*

InuYasha: *SLAM*

*magically appeared* Kikyo: WHERE!?

Kagome: *whips out bazooka* DIE FOX!! *blows up Shippo*

Azalyen: O_O

Shippo: I'll be baak! *terminator voice*

Kikyo: *jumps up towards the cloud* THAT CANDY CORN IS *SO* MINE!

Azalyen: Wait a second...

Kagome: *scoops up Shippo's singed body and chucks it in her backpack*

InuYasha: *finally recovers from previous sit* WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR!?

Kagome: Do what?

InuYasha: SIT ME!

Kagome: Sit you?

InuYasha: *SLAM*

Kagome: *innocent look*

InuYasha: *recovers from secondary sit* WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR!?

Kagome: Do what?

InuYasha: SI-.......nothing.

Kikyo: *stabs the cloud* GIVE ME MY EDIBLE WAX!

Cloud: *bleeds to death*

Naraku: MARGE!! *sobs over the clouds body*

Kikyo: *pulls out candy corn from Marge's cold dead fingers* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Naraku: HOW *DARE* YOU! YOU SHALL SUFFER!!

Kikyo: *eats the soggy candy corn*

Naraku: *evil glare*

Kikyo: *blinx*

Miroku: *pats Naraku on the back* Shhh...its ok.......she's in a happier place.....

Naraku: MARGE WAS A MAN YOU FOOL!!

All but Naraku: *blink blink*

Naraku: *sob sob*

Sango: Oookaaayyy.....

Miroku: *backs away slowly*

Jakken: *runs in after her* HELP MEH!!

Rin: *has the beast and beauty stick* FU FU FU! *whacks him repeatedly with the stick*

Azalyen: Well, at least everyones here.....wait a second....

Sesshomaru: *walks in 2 hours late*

Azalyen: YOU'RE LATE!!

Sesshomaru: .................................so? *monotone*

Azalyen: No excuse?!?

Sesshomaru: nope.

Azalyen: GRAH!!

Sesshomaru: *blank stare*

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2 hours later, everyone was reduced to a Sesshomaru like state with the help of drug- I mean mental therapy!! ...........

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All: .........................................

Kagome: So....

InuYasha: WHERE ARE WE!?!?!?!?!?!?

Naraku: *sob* Marge.... *sob*

Kirara: Fanfiction.net, duh.

InuYasha: *blinx* Did you just speak.

Kirara: Um....no?

InuYasha: Oh....good.

Kirara: *sweatdrop*

Kagome: What about the story?

All: *turn to look at Azalyen*

Azalyen: x_x

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Azalyen has passed out from running back and forth to get drug-, I MEAN THERAPISTS! *curses*

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Now for a brief recap of the characters status.

InuYasha- still has no idea where they are.

Shippo- still a corpse in Kagomes backpack.

Kagome- still concealing the fact that she killed Shippo very well.

Kikyo- lying on the ground from to little wax in her blood.

Naraku- still mourning Marge. *blink*

Miroku- had a little too much....."therapy"

Sango- hoping she'll have a bigger part in the other story lines.

Jakken- lying on the ground beaten senseless.

Rin- continuing to beat Jakken senseless.

Sesshomaru- watching Rin beat Jakken senseless.

Kirara- How could we possibly know what she's thinking?? SHE CAN'T TALK REMEMBER?! -_- *mumbles something about readers not paying attention*

OK! I GUESS THAT'S EVERYBODY!

Kagura & Kanna: What about us??

Koga: *ahem*

Totosai: I wouldn't mind being in this story either....

Myoga: Neither would I.

*whacks them with my patented plushie-izer*

*stores the now cuddly version of all of them in a crane machine*

NEW CHARACTER WHEN I CAN WIN ONE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *ahem* R&R. *deep bow* Danke danke.