Magic Beyond Magic

By :Wolfwoods ID

Disclaimer: A lot of the stuff you is not ours, more than just HP. There is also FY. And then the real people we use here and some of the stuff you might have heard on the Simpsons at one time. Then there is also DDR, and Trigun. I think that is every thing, if that isn't and you see something that is glaringly oblivious that it could never, in this life time, be ours, assume it isn't and don't sue us. Unless of course you really, absolutely have to have the toaster which this chapter has been typed on, even then don't sue us, we do bit.

A/N: Just read and tell us what you think.

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"Na no da!"

"NA NO DAAA!" Chichiri screamed before disappearing into his kasa (22) (23)

Cawi (24) appeared through Heim's ingenious magicking, and ran into a door. (25)

Kersuke, who was staring at a really hot chick from California, ran into a wall.

"No *real* idiot would run into a wall!"Cawi gloated.

Meanwhile, Heim and Krissie were in a store. Not the wand store, though. Oh, no. They were bulking up their manga collection for boarding school. (26)

"They're missing number 9! Why?!"

"No! Not number 9!"

"Oh the humanity!"

"With-out number 9... um... Without number9 something something."

Krissie had to. She *had* to... "Go... crazy?"

"Don't mind if I do. But wait, let's go outside, crazy and anime can get dangerous."

"No grammar! No vocabulary! I'd be ashamed to have my... ... best friend... ... die with a death not like this!.. ... or... something... ... just go away!" Krissie truned, stalking over to the counter with her gigant-imous stack of manga to pay.

Heim just shrugged an followed behind with her own gigant-imous stack of manga. A dreamy smile on her face.

"You know what? We should get my wand." Krissie said after paying.

They got her wand.

And then she waved it, and Rusty, who had come along for the ride, went poof. They didn't know what happen to him, just that he went poof.

Cawi started laughing, and with an accidental wave of Heim's wand, she poofed, too. (28)

"Oops." Heim said. "Didn't mean to do that... ... This time."

Krissie shrugged.

"Wanna play DDR (29)?"

"Sure!"

The two walked up to the DR machine that had appeared by the door to the wand shop. As they put their money in, the world around them suddenly dissolved.

"Hey! We were playing that!" was the last thing heard.

(Wait! We don't get Trigun that way! What! X-nay all of that! Rewrite! Rewrite!)

The two walked up to the DDR machine and set the books on the pad. As they put their money in, the world around them suddenly dissolved.

"Triiiiiiiiiiiiii~~~guuuunnnn!!" was the last thing heard. (30)

(Much better)

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Notes:

22: Watch Fushigi Yugi people, or read it.

23: Neither of us could talk when were writing that.

24: Carli is friend from school just like Rusty. They are not made up. These are really people, as hard as it is to believe. Please if you ever meet these people in real life put down any food and back away slow until it is safe to run. This is for your own good.

25: Carli is often attacked by doors. I.e. Door-cula. The multi-purpose room door.

26: What did you *think* we would be doing?

27: la Homer Simpson.

28: We said Carli: poofed at the same time.

29: Dance Dance Revolution. Best game in the world go to DDRfreak.com and find the closest machine to you and go play. Do it now.

30: Uhhh... we've got the other crap already...