Magic Beyond Magic
By :Wolfwoods ID
Disclaimer: I'm am not going over this again. Do not make me annoyed I will set Jaffa on you. Kree! (We don't own Stargate either)
A/N: Just so you know there really is Brat-dog.
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"Return of the Cawi"
"What... did you... *do*... to me?" Cawi gasped, her hair disheveled, and looking a bit like Chewbaka.(33).
Heim and Krissie stood very still, as do deer caught in the headlights of an on coming semi.
"That reminds me of a joke! What do you call a deer with on eyes? I hove no ideer! And... rim-shot!"
"So that's where the rim-shot went," Heim grabs the rim-shot, and throws it in a suitcase. "We'll need that."
"Yes..yes we will," Krissie said, shutting her trunk. "Done!"
"Aww... Now I have to pack."
Suddenly, out of nowhere... duh-na-na-na-na-na-na-na... Brat-dog! came and bit Cawi on the foot.
"Ahh! Get it off! Get it off!" Cawi shrieked, pulling on egg sandwich form nowhere.
Heim's eyes widened, and time seemed to slow as Cawi threw it down to Brat-dog.
"Nooooooooo..."
Heim's eyes watered, and she mourned the lost of the sandwich.
Krissie shrugged and wandered off to make her own sandwich.
"Oh. Sorry Heim. Did you want one?" Cawi asked .
"Yes." Heim sniffed.
Cawi hands Heim another egg salad sandwich from out of nowhere and says, "I don't know why Kwissie didn't just ask for one."
"Yeah." Heim says, hugging Cawi and taking the sandwich. "Thank you. Thank you. Love ya."
(K: Ha! I get a vacation! :: Krissie is sitting in the shade, by a pool, with Palm Three #3 nearby:: They had to work!
C: Did we work?
K: ::is listening to soft rock on the coconut radio, with a virgin pina coloda in her hand: :Do-da-duh-na-doo!
C: ::Shrugs and eats the egg salad sandwich.:: Who knew? Did you know Carli?
T: (34) Knew what? I am so lost! I'd get a map but that would probably make it worse.
K: ::Oblivious::
C: Captain Oblivious.
K: ::Would agree if she was paying attention::
T: I say we throw her in the pool Cay.
C: :: Nods agreeing with Carli:: Pool, mud, or hay stack.
T: Same thing right?
C: :: Thinking: Mud and hay stack are too far away. Nods:: Pool it is then.
::Heim and Cawi rush Kwissie, tipping over her lawn chair and she falls into the pool::
K: ::Surfaces:: Hey, thanks! You saved me the work of walking!
C: :: Shrugs. Realizes she no longer has an egg sandwich :: Carli, do you have another sandwich?)
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Notes:
33: Chew-idiot! (Baka = idiot in Japanese)
34: T= The Carli = Carli=Carwi (Get it)
By :Wolfwoods ID
Disclaimer: I'm am not going over this again. Do not make me annoyed I will set Jaffa on you. Kree! (We don't own Stargate either)
A/N: Just so you know there really is Brat-dog.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Return of the Cawi"
"What... did you... *do*... to me?" Cawi gasped, her hair disheveled, and looking a bit like Chewbaka.(33).
Heim and Krissie stood very still, as do deer caught in the headlights of an on coming semi.
"That reminds me of a joke! What do you call a deer with on eyes? I hove no ideer! And... rim-shot!"
"So that's where the rim-shot went," Heim grabs the rim-shot, and throws it in a suitcase. "We'll need that."
"Yes..yes we will," Krissie said, shutting her trunk. "Done!"
"Aww... Now I have to pack."
Suddenly, out of nowhere... duh-na-na-na-na-na-na-na... Brat-dog! came and bit Cawi on the foot.
"Ahh! Get it off! Get it off!" Cawi shrieked, pulling on egg sandwich form nowhere.
Heim's eyes widened, and time seemed to slow as Cawi threw it down to Brat-dog.
"Nooooooooo..."
Heim's eyes watered, and she mourned the lost of the sandwich.
Krissie shrugged and wandered off to make her own sandwich.
"Oh. Sorry Heim. Did you want one?" Cawi asked .
"Yes." Heim sniffed.
Cawi hands Heim another egg salad sandwich from out of nowhere and says, "I don't know why Kwissie didn't just ask for one."
"Yeah." Heim says, hugging Cawi and taking the sandwich. "Thank you. Thank you. Love ya."
(K: Ha! I get a vacation! :: Krissie is sitting in the shade, by a pool, with Palm Three #3 nearby:: They had to work!
C: Did we work?
K: ::is listening to soft rock on the coconut radio, with a virgin pina coloda in her hand: :Do-da-duh-na-doo!
C: ::Shrugs and eats the egg salad sandwich.:: Who knew? Did you know Carli?
T: (34) Knew what? I am so lost! I'd get a map but that would probably make it worse.
K: ::Oblivious::
C: Captain Oblivious.
K: ::Would agree if she was paying attention::
T: I say we throw her in the pool Cay.
C: :: Nods agreeing with Carli:: Pool, mud, or hay stack.
T: Same thing right?
C: :: Thinking: Mud and hay stack are too far away. Nods:: Pool it is then.
::Heim and Cawi rush Kwissie, tipping over her lawn chair and she falls into the pool::
K: ::Surfaces:: Hey, thanks! You saved me the work of walking!
C: :: Shrugs. Realizes she no longer has an egg sandwich :: Carli, do you have another sandwich?)
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Notes:
33: Chew-idiot! (Baka = idiot in Japanese)
34: T= The Carli = Carli=Carwi (Get it)
