Meh: OMG!! Someone actually read this!

Red: *Rolls eyes*....Will there be more this time?

Meh: Yup!

Red: Yay! Lazers!

Meh: ...Oh yeah, one thing...*Looks pointedly at Red*

Red: Ah....*Hold up sign that says "Zuki don't own anyone. All belong to Johnen Vasquez!"*...Tis' very true. Uh huh. *Nods head*

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~*Entry Two*~

Computer...

Guess what!!! Today was the assigining of the newest Tallest, and all the Irkens that could made it were invited.

I got up early, as is expected for an invader, and went down the chute for the loading docks, where I met up with Purple. He informed me that we were all expected to be there, on Conventia, In the Great Hall, in exactly half an hour.

Myself, Purple and all those other Irkens (Including that idiot Zim), boarded our spaceships and ordered our SIRS to gear the ships up. My SIR Immeadiately warmed the ship up (I have a standard Spittle Runner), and I took control of it, Pioloting my way to Conventia. I reached there with a few minutes to spare, so I jumped out and ordered my SIR to guard the ship.

I eventually met up with Pur as I walked down the hallway to the Great Hall (Now THAT makes sence). He was complaining about a sharp pain in his forehead, which I ignored until I recieved it too. We tried to supress the pain as we entered the Great Hall.

Every Irken that you could possibly imagine was gathered there, as this was a MAJOR event. This nervous looking advisor walked up to the front of the stage and called for the Irkens to be quiet. He then gave this longwinded speech about how great Spork was which I won't bother repeating here. Then a Control Brain stepped...I mean, Floated up and emitted a scan over the crowd. It singled out Invader Scortch, one of the Elder Invaders, who was clearly the Tallest of all of us. I had never liked Scortch. He seemed too much like a snob. Scortch happily ran up, and the Advisor congradulated him, saying that Scortch would have to go through a ceremony before becoming Tallest.

Suddenly, The pain in my, (And I'm guessing Purple's too) forehead stopped. We breathed out a sigh of relief and suddenly winced again as we felt our skeletal structure elongate. Once we opened our eyes again, I noticed that my Invader Garb had shrunk devastaingly (Quite embrassing). Then I came to the conclusion that Purple and I had hit another growth spurt. We looked at eachother, speechless, and then noticed all of the other Irkens, who were all staring at us.

The Advisor murmured something and kicked Scortch off the stage and then announced that there was a change in plans, and that the newest Tallest was: Two Tallests!: Purple and Red! All the Irkens cheered and we were both led off by the Advisors and Control Brains. I shall write more after my ceremony.

Red.

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Red: *Blinks* Yay! I'm Tallest!

Meh: Nooooo...you share Co-Tallest status.

Red: Well that sucks.

Meh: Yes...It does...

Red: *Grits Teeth*.....R&R Please!