Disclamer: I don't own anything but the plot. Don't sue me.

A/n: Sorry it has taken me such a long time.

"Oh shit, not this place again." Johnny said looking around at the ever so fammilliar filthy, shit covered clouds.

It was heaven.

Johnny sighed and walked over to the angel with neat glasses. "Hey, uh, could I have another bandaid? My head seems to have gotten quite damaged again."

"Oh hell, not you again. Here's a damn bandaid. I am not even going to look you up, I just had a churro and it was rather tasty."

"Oh well, do I get to stay this time? Or am I still a god damned flusher?"

"I rather doubt that you are staying, you probably were still doing all the same stuff. You probably went on a killing spree when you found out you lost most your hair.

"How did you know?"

"For a while I bacame belimac so if I couldn't get my self to throw up I would look you up and I would have no choice to do anything but throw up. Any way, I don't want to waste time here talking to you because you don't belong here still."

"How do you know if I don't belong here?"

"Stop asking so many damn questions. If you belonged here by know you would hav--" BOOM

"You need to learn how to shut the hell up." Johnny said walking away, having just exploded the angels head.

"I think I'll go check up God"

Johnny walked over to where he knew where God was. "What the hell...."

Instead of the fat little lan gnome sleeping in a Laz-E-God chair God used to be Johnny saw a still short yet musular God running laps."

"Ummm... God what the hell is this? I thought you needed 'downtime'"

"Well, I was thinking a lot since your last visit and I decided to go belimec to lose all that unneccesary weight and then I joined that Bally Total Fitness they built up here and got fit! I am now the God everyone thinks I am!"

"UUhhh, well great" Johnny said, slightly scared of the new, perky, happy god. "I'll just be going over here now." Johnny said quickly walking away to see if he could go find Damned Elise.

"But- but wait, don't you want me to answer your questions? God said really quickly.

Johnny stopped, "You will, actully answer my questions this time?"

God: "Yup! I told, I am a new god know! And please don't call me God, such a silly name, Call me Bob, I like that name so much better."

"Well, ok, Bob, first I would like to know why,--" POOF Johnny dissapeared off to hell.

"Aaahhhh, I never get to answer crazy-people-who-kill's questions. They always dissapear off to hell before they get to ask." Bob said, dissapointed.

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A/n: I am sorry I took so long with this chapter, I first, got a writers block but when it went away I was to busy and then I was grounded. Such an unfair world it is. I promise I will have the next chapter up tommorow. I've got ideas =)

I like cheese.

Oh, and thank you to all who have reveiwed. And I am going to fix chapter 1. Devi will ot run off.