Star Shadow: Hello! It's me again! I finally got flamed. *nods* Today we have a special segment at the end making fun of it.

Dark Stratos: Yeah. Whoever wrote it is a moron. I mean--

Star Shadow: NOT NOW STRATOS!!! We have to wait till the end to insult.

Dark Stratos: Oh yeah... Well, for almost everyone who enjoys this here's the next chapter.

Star Shadow: I think this will make people wonder about the sanity of order.

Disclaimer: I own a Light Chii and Dark Chii figures, oh and a poster of Orlando Bloom. That's it!

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Chapter Six

Kamui vs. Kamui

'Kamui laughed at Kamui as they both stepped up to the machine. In the process of laughing, 'Kamui' slipped and fell causing Kamui to gasp. Scared, Kamui rushed to 'Kamui's' side.

"Fuuma! Are you alright?" Kamui asked.

'Kamui' glared. "My name is Kamui."

"But I'm Kamui. You're Fuuma!"

"I'm Kamui!"

This argument went on for five minutes till the Kamui of the Ten on Ryu gave up.

"Fine!" he yelled. "You're Kamui! Satisfied!?"

'Kamui' smiled. "Yes."

Both Kamui put their settings on easy. (Yes... most of them are beginners) The first two songs went by quickly.

"Um..." Yuzariha spoke up. For some reason everyone looked at her. "Shouldn't they be going last?" she pointed out.

Realization hit them all as they sweatdropped. They did control the final battle and the end of the world after all.

After becoming bored with the silence, Subaru walked over to the song selection and changed it for the two Kamui.

"Here," he said before his foot came off the pad. Everyone stared at him. "End of the Century," he said right before it stopped... on the correct song.

The two Kamui nodded and started the song. The song was fast and the two Kamui treated it like the final battle. They fought it with all their hearts. In the end Kamui won over 'Kamui' by a slight number of points. According to their final scored at the end however, they were evenly matched. The scores were (Now I know this isn't possible. You'll just have to humor me) Identical. To this, the dragons applauded.

'Kamui' took a bow while Kamui blushed and went back to his side before he could have his neck fondled by his twin star. 'Kamui' scowled. This left two people in their little game. Sumeragi Subaru and Sakurazuka Seishirou. Hopefully they wouldn't blow up the game. He actually enjoyed himself on it.

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Star Shadow: If you can't tell which Kamui is which 'Kamui' is Fuuma and Kamui is er... Kamui. ^-^;;

Dark Stratos: Oh God!

Star Shadow: Now for our special segment: Attack on the Flamer!

Dark Stratos: Here is the flamer and their message.

Yo0DoodLoodHood

gawd, the length of your chapters are just degrading to the name of fanfiction, what is that half a page? maybe even less. you've got pretty much nothing on characterzation and plot. Basically i can describe the rest of this fic for you.

0. lots of author's own script
1. 2 people step up.
2. they compete.
3. one loses.
4. somebody else comments
5. lots of author's own script

It's a relatively okay idea to write, if only you knew how to really write. At least let somebody rub it in for the loser.

Star Shadow: Now, first things first, this person is a writer on ff.n with NO stories. How stupid is that? Now to the fun stuff.

Dark Stratos: Okay, now everyone knows that these chapters are, for the lack of a better word, amazingly short. The story was written during the end of the school year on notebook paper! With Star's handwriting it was strange that it took up one and a half pages.

Star Shadow: Oh! Be quiet! I know my handwriting's bad. The other thing was that when typed it actually took up a hole page with the format that I had on it. With out that, it really is half a page! ^-^ It's not like I care.

Dark Stratos: Now for the characterization and plot, he/she/it needs to read some or the other stories we have up or the story Star has posted under Lonely Reapers account. We know that all it consists of is characterization and plot. Most people who review don't seem to care. It is humor after all.

Star Shadow: Now as for that list, it's pretty much right. But I like it that way. It wouldn't be as funny if we went off to do something else.

Dark Stratos: Besides that, we like to read authors notes on other things. We're strange like that. i also know some people who read our notes because of the sheer randomness of it.

Star Shadow: Now for the not knowing how to write thing, at least I have stories up. I also have some very detailed and bloody stories that I don't post because they aren't fan fiction. I also have teachers who think I should get them published because I go into plots, characters and hidden meanings. I also don't write too much on those because they also crash and wipe-out things on my computer.

Dark Stratos: You people have no clue how much she writes. If you want to read her latest original fiction, just e-mail us at the_last_sakurazukamori@hotmail.com .

Star Shadow: I think that will be all for now. Please READ AND REVIEW!

Dark Stratos: We like comments.

Next chappy: Subaru vs. Seishirou and epilog