What happens when Middle-Earth discovers technology?
Frodo was a hobbit. (Duh) One day, Frodo was walking around in his home, and then suddenly found a package with a letter on his table.
'Where did that come from? And how unusually shaped it is....' He said to himself, and began to unwrap it. Inside was a small, shinny thing. Frodo scratched his head, and picked it up. Then he saw the letter. He picked it up and read it.
'This is a test, this is only a test.' It read.
'Thanks a lot then...' Frodo said, and put down the 'test'.
'Wait! There's more!' he continued reading. 'Put your hand on the trigger, and fire.'
'Say WHAT?' he said. Picking up the metal object, he stared at it for some time. Then, he noticed a trigger. He pulled it. Fortunately, he had pointed the thing away from him, because there was a loud bang, and a hole appeared in his wall.
'AHHHHHHHHHHH!' he cried and stored it away somewhere, and forgot about it.
Somewhere along the journey to Mordor
Frodo and Sam, who was dragging Smeagol, were walking along in a forest. Smeagol was screaming something about his mother, and Frodo had plugged his ears with leaves. Suddenly, orcs appeared from out of nowhere. Frodo dropped his things and threw his hands up, and Sam and Smeagol stared at him. Frodo laughed weakly. Then, he saw something shinny in his pack.
'There is something shinny in my pack.' He said. He picked it up and realized that it was the devious machine that nearly killed him. So, he decided to fire it of at the orcs. One by one, they fell, as each bang sounded. Frodo gaped at the thing, and decided to call it a gun. (o_O) So, Sam, who had been terrified for Frodo, took the gun, and threw it as far as he could. Suddenly, the three who had been trailing Merry and Pippin, heard a thunk, and saw it had landed on Aragorn. He began to tear, and sank to the ground, a large bump on his head. Gimli picked the gun, and it fired. A batch of orcs nearby heard and Gimli dropped the gun. Legolas picked it up, and when the orcs emerged, he aimed it (oh how sexy!) and fired it at the orcs. After all of them were dead, the elf took the gun, and twirled it on his fingers, grinning to himself. Everyone clapped and cheered, including all the fan girls out there. Then, someone grabbed the gun away, and they saw Gandalf.
'Nobody is sexier than I. I shall show you how it's done.' He said. Everyone looked at him like this. (O_o) and so, Gandalf rode off on Shadowfax. He saw a bunch of orcs, and began to shoot them down. After they were all gone, (where do they get the bullets from?) , Gandalf realized the gun was no longer in his possession, but saw Saruman shaking his but in his face, with the gun in his hand.
'Ha ha, Gandy dude!' he said. 'Yo, yo, I'm gonna, like, take this, and cause mayhem! I is in da hood!' He then raced of like a girl.
Gandalf was left in absolute horror. (-_-)
So, Sauron was presented with a new toy. The disembodied eye took the gun. (HOW?!) And then, he started to fire it, laughing insanely. Many things were hit, mostly orcs. Then, Sauron dropped it. (How he held it in the first place....)
And then, the gun was never found again. That helped the fellowship a lot, and since so many orcs were dead, the fellowship was happy.
The end....
Frodo was a hobbit. (Duh) One day, Frodo was walking around in his home, and then suddenly found a package with a letter on his table.
'Where did that come from? And how unusually shaped it is....' He said to himself, and began to unwrap it. Inside was a small, shinny thing. Frodo scratched his head, and picked it up. Then he saw the letter. He picked it up and read it.
'This is a test, this is only a test.' It read.
'Thanks a lot then...' Frodo said, and put down the 'test'.
'Wait! There's more!' he continued reading. 'Put your hand on the trigger, and fire.'
'Say WHAT?' he said. Picking up the metal object, he stared at it for some time. Then, he noticed a trigger. He pulled it. Fortunately, he had pointed the thing away from him, because there was a loud bang, and a hole appeared in his wall.
'AHHHHHHHHHHH!' he cried and stored it away somewhere, and forgot about it.
Somewhere along the journey to Mordor
Frodo and Sam, who was dragging Smeagol, were walking along in a forest. Smeagol was screaming something about his mother, and Frodo had plugged his ears with leaves. Suddenly, orcs appeared from out of nowhere. Frodo dropped his things and threw his hands up, and Sam and Smeagol stared at him. Frodo laughed weakly. Then, he saw something shinny in his pack.
'There is something shinny in my pack.' He said. He picked it up and realized that it was the devious machine that nearly killed him. So, he decided to fire it of at the orcs. One by one, they fell, as each bang sounded. Frodo gaped at the thing, and decided to call it a gun. (o_O) So, Sam, who had been terrified for Frodo, took the gun, and threw it as far as he could. Suddenly, the three who had been trailing Merry and Pippin, heard a thunk, and saw it had landed on Aragorn. He began to tear, and sank to the ground, a large bump on his head. Gimli picked the gun, and it fired. A batch of orcs nearby heard and Gimli dropped the gun. Legolas picked it up, and when the orcs emerged, he aimed it (oh how sexy!) and fired it at the orcs. After all of them were dead, the elf took the gun, and twirled it on his fingers, grinning to himself. Everyone clapped and cheered, including all the fan girls out there. Then, someone grabbed the gun away, and they saw Gandalf.
'Nobody is sexier than I. I shall show you how it's done.' He said. Everyone looked at him like this. (O_o) and so, Gandalf rode off on Shadowfax. He saw a bunch of orcs, and began to shoot them down. After they were all gone, (where do they get the bullets from?) , Gandalf realized the gun was no longer in his possession, but saw Saruman shaking his but in his face, with the gun in his hand.
'Ha ha, Gandy dude!' he said. 'Yo, yo, I'm gonna, like, take this, and cause mayhem! I is in da hood!' He then raced of like a girl.
Gandalf was left in absolute horror. (-_-)
So, Sauron was presented with a new toy. The disembodied eye took the gun. (HOW?!) And then, he started to fire it, laughing insanely. Many things were hit, mostly orcs. Then, Sauron dropped it. (How he held it in the first place....)
And then, the gun was never found again. That helped the fellowship a lot, and since so many orcs were dead, the fellowship was happy.
The end....
