sunflower seed- Hee hee! ^-^ I like being random!

Hayley- Hey Hayley! Guess what my name is? HALEY! Hee hee! How fun! ^-^

delciousweasley- glad that I make u laugh!

Tokyobabe2040- yesh, monkeys are funny!

maNic aNgsT- WRITING!

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Not me?...uh I forget the rest. So anyway! WHO LIKED CHAPTER 3?!

A bazillion people: WE DID! NOW GIMME CHAPPIE 4!

I can't hear you?!

People: *louder* GIMME CHAPPIE 4!

I can hear you! Now here is Chapter 4!

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Chapter 4: Madame Pomfrey, the evil demon of doom

Snape sat on the edge of his seat at his desk glaring at Hermione.

"Please explain this!" Snape spat throwing the paper Hermione wrote this morning in her face.

"Professor Snape, that paper isn't mine...I didn't write it, perhaps the person who wrote it just put my name on it." Hermione said trying her best trying to get out of the situation as she, Ron and Harry stood in front of Snape's desk.

"I don't believe you." Snape said. Hermione felt so angry she just wanted to kill Snape. The anger rose in her...there was no way of stopping it from exploding.

"LOOK!" Hermione shrieked in Snape's face. "RON HAS GONE MAD BECAUSE I BY ACCIDENTLY PLACED SOME CURSE ON HIM! PLEASE HELP HIM BEFORE I PUT THAT SAME CURSE ON YOU...YOU...YOU BASTARD!"

Harry gasped "Hermione swore! That's a first!" Harry took out a note book and wrote 'November 23rd, Hermione says her first curse word around me... she called Professor Snape a 'BASTARD'

Snape raised an eyebrow at Hermione, he got up and put his hand on Ron's shoulder.

"Your friend has not gone mad!" Snape said chucking as Ron was trying to touch his noes with his tongue. "He's always like this!" Hermione glared angrily at Snape.

"IF YOU DON'T BELIVE ME I'LL GO TO SOME ONE ELSE WHO DOES!" Hermione screamed grabbing Ron's hand and heading towards the door.

"Uh, you can't do that Ms. Granger, I haven't given you a punishment for calling me a bastard, not agreeing with me, and writing that I put deodorant in my hair!" Snape smiled evilly as he walked back to his desk and sat down calmly.

"Fine!" Hermione huffed with fury. "What's my punishment?"

"300 points for Gryffindor," Snape began still grinning evilly. Hermione and Harry's jaw fell. Ron giggled as though he was flirting with someone. "And Hermione, you have to stay here all Saturday and do extra credit for 7th years!"

"NO!" Hermione complained. "I HAVE TO HELP RON!" She was almost about to burst in tears. "IF NOT HE'LL GO INSANE!" Hermione screamed as her bottom lip began to tremble.

"Oh well! Potter, Weasley, you may leave!" Snape said snobbishly saving his hand towards the door. Harry hung his head sadly and walked towards the door.

"Come one Ron, lets go and try to find you help." Harry mumbled sorrowfully as he put his hand on the doorknob. But Ron didn't follow, he stood where he was still trying to get his tongue to touch his noes. Harry rolled his eyes and grabbed Ron by the hand and dragged him out of Snape's office.

"Ron, where are we gonna go to find you help?" Harry asked, obviously knowing he was not going to get a response because now Ron found a dust ball on the ground and started playing with it.

Suddenly he heard McGonagall's voice from around a corner in the hallway, she was shrieking her head off at a student.

"GET TO MADAME POMFREY MR. JONES! I WILL BE WRITING TO YOUR PARENTS WHAT YOU HAVE DONE! Smoking Marijuana! I think a student your age should know how bad that is!"

It suddenly struck Harry and he had to go see Madame Pomfrey. She could cure Ron in two seconds!

"MADAME POMFREY MADAME POMFREY!" Harry screamed as he grabbed Ron's hand and ran to the hospital wing. "MADAME POMFREY! I HAVE A HUGE EMERGANCY!" Harry bellowed slamming the door to the hospital wing open.

"I'm sorry" Madame Pomfrey said as Harry and Ron entered the hospital wing. "But I'm just too busy painting my nails!"

"BUT YOUR NOT EVEN PAINTING YOUR NAILS!" Harry complained

"OOH! I LIKE THE SMELL OF NAIL POLISH!' Ron said happily. Harry groaned.

"I TOLD YOU I'M TO BUSY!" Madame Pomfrey shrieked as her eyes turned all red and scary and it seemed like a cold gust of wing blew from behind her. Harry, who was mortally frightened of this grabbed Ron's hand again and ran quickly out of the hospital wing.

As Harry ran as fast as he could to get away from that terrible demon or whatever Madame Pomfrey was when all of the sudden he ran into something...or someone!

*scary music plays*

And then Ron stopped suddenly to laugh and point at the music that was playing

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I'm sorry this chapter was kinda short I'll make sure the next one it longer! *the scary music from the end of the chapter plays* NO NO NO! WRONG MUSIC! *changes record and it plays some happy music* AHH! BETTER!

WHAT OR WHO DID HARRY AND RON BUMP INTO?

AND WILL RON EVER BE NORMAL?!