Hihi! Iam glad you like this fic! (All of you who reviewed!) I'd like to thank each one of my reviewers! You're all so funny and made me laugh like the teenage girl Iam! This chapter is dedicated to: (I would have dedicated this to every reviewer but these are the first ones I got, so additional thanks will be at the bottom) Padfootwolfboy - Don't worry! Siri and Remy will be getting together (S/R: *Cheer*) Yes, Siri's daddy being in love with his own son is kinda ew, but our two canine friends would never meet if he didn't! passenger - Yes, is kinda cute! ^_^ Cupid's dancing porcupine - I just love your name! It's so cute! ^_^ And, as you can see, here is some more (S: 'Cos you asked so nicely!) Ann Valentine - Hmm, I don't think that's what it was called in my storybook but seeing as how Iam kinda doing this from memory (I can't find my book! *Crys*) I can't really say. Hmm, Buuut, Prince Furball is a very good name for this fic! I might change it to that!

S: But what if someone else suggests a good name?

Me: Uh, well, lets see.

R: You don't know, do you?

Me: Yes I do! Well, I do now anyway Remy, you just gave me an idea!

R: Well, Iam your muse! But get on with it anyway!

Ok peeps! Listen up! In your reviews for this chapter and the next, if you have a name for the fic then say so! I will then chose my five favourite names and get you lot to vote for yours, the one that the most people like will be the new name for the fic!!

Now, on with the fic!!

Oh, and this may not be very funny, Iam kinda on a humour block -_-;;

S: Your always on a humour block.

Chapter two! Sirius sees his Fairy Godson.



Sirius was at one end of the dinner table, waiting for his Father to go sit at the other end. But it seemed as though he would much prefer sitting in Sirius's place instead.

"Um, Father? Do you wish for me to sit in your place? You know, if you had wanted to switch places I would have liked to have been informed first" Sirius said as he started to walk to the other end of the table.

"No son, I don't want to switch places, in fact, I want you to sit right where you always do, in this very chair"

"Father, need I remind you that your in the chair, and for me to sit in the chair would mean I would have to sit in your lap" Sirius laughed nervously and started to back away from his Dad.

King,,,,,,,, uh,, King,,,,,thingy?

S: Scap? What was that all about?

Me: I can't think of a name for the King ^_^;;

R: How about Merton?

S: Phil?

R: Oriel?

S: Joe?

R: Balliol?

S: Richard?

R: Corpus?

S: Luke?

R: Keble?

S: Kevin?

R: Magdalen?

Me: Shut up! The both of you! And Remy?

R: Yup?

Me: Why are you telling me Universities off my mouse pad?

R: Uh, I like them?

Me: Aaaaaaanyway, this has gone on far enough! The readers must be bored and I've picked a name for the King!

King Jupiter smiled at his only son in a freaky kinda pervy way with an odd glint in his eye. He slowly sat back in the chair (one that Sirius was reeealy beginning to hate) and motioned that Sirius should park his sweet behind on the Royal lap. Sirius, sensing the danger, quickly feed his Royal insaneness a lie ("I think I hear Mother's ghost calling me, I'd better go see what she wants! Bye!") And made his escape. King Jupiter leaned forward in the chair and sighed "And I was just about to tell of the engagement party next week. Oh well" Then he set about eating his dinner, thinking about whom he should invite.

Meanwhile, Sirius was pacing back and fourth in a large tower room, lavishly decorated with bright colourful tapestries, expensive fabrics hanging down from the ceiling that were hooked and gathered up at different place on the walls, changing their directions. Basically it was a really expensive looking, colourful, circular room.

Nooo, this isn't our beloved Princy wincy's room. It was his visiting Godson's, Harry.

Harry *would* have already known what was wrong with (Lookie! Four `W` words in a row!) his Godfather, seeing as how Harry was a *fairy* Godson. But he was to busy watching a sexy platinum blond boy with stormy blue eyes, soft perfect pale skin and a really, really, really hot body (oh and he was smart as well, like Harry would only love some one for their looks!) in Harry's beloved crystal ball*(1)

Sirius sighed and flopped onto Harry's bed and looked over his shoulder into the glowing magical orb.

"Jeez Harry, don't tell me you're stalking Prince Draco! I knew his Father, and if that were anything to go by I'd say you've got bad taste. Anyway, didn't know you'd met the Malfoys"

Harry continued watching the blond boy, not even noticing that Sirius had spoken to him. Sirius waved his hand in front of his Godson's "Haaaaarrrrryyyyyyy. Heeelllooooo? Anybody hooooome?"

Harry was suddenly snapped out of his daydream of how Draco's and his self's wedding (or to be more specifically, their wedding night) would be when Sirius jumped on him screaming "STOP IGNORING ME DAMNIT!"

"AGH! OK! OK! JUST STOP JUMPING ON MY BACK!! Jeez, anyone would think you were a teenager, not a grown man!" Harry shoved Sirius off his back and `turned off` his crystal ball.

"But Iam a teenager, I've only just turned 18"

"Huh?!? That makes not sense! Iam 16! That should make you around 30ish"

Just as the perplexed Sirius was about to answer Harry there was a loud knocking at the door. The two young men sat on the bed, staring at the door as if it had just started signing show tunes. After a minuet the loud banging started again, accompanied by female voice shouting "OPENUPOPENUPOPENUP!" Harry got up slowly and walked to the door. He opened it slightly to get a look at who was on the other side but instead found himself being flung back as the intruder um,, intruded? And standing in the doorway was

R: Scap, please don't tell me you've given your self a part in the story!

*Roles eyes* Of course I haven't! Jeez, I did ever did do a self-insertion I would say so in the Author's Notes at the top! Now, let's get on shall we?

A petit skinny girl with long blond down past her back tied in a loseish plat. She had sun-tanned skin and wide deep blue eyes with long eyelashes that made her look adorable, she was the same age as Harry but looked more like a cute little 11 year old because she was so small and petite and well, young looking. (People who have read my other fic should know who it is by now!) She gave the rooms shocked occupants a friendly smile and introduced her self.

"Hi! Iam Eleanor, but you can call me Ella! I was sent to tell you that yes, Harry is 16, and yes, Sirius is 18, and yes, that does make no sense 'cos Siri is the same age as Lilly and James as well as being Harry's Godfather. (Although, Iam not saying that Godparents can't be only a few years older then their Godchildren) The author would be very grateful if you refrained from talking about this abnormality, she also apologises for this and will give her poor excuse of an explanation to you later. Ok? Get it? Got it? Good! Byebye now!" And off she went, back to where ever it was she came from.

"Well" Said Harry, getting up from the floor and dusting him self off "That was, um,, educational"

"Yes, very" Sirius agreed in a deadpan voice.

Harry walked back to the bed and collapsed onto it. "So Sirius, what brings you to my tower at dinner time? Shouldn't you be wolfing down dessert right about now?" Sirius sighed (S: For what seems to be the millionth time this chapter, Scap! What's up with everybody sighing? ME: Creative block. Now leave me alone! I wanna get this done so I can post it!) "I don't know what to do, for the past few days Fathers been acting really strange!"

"So? That's nothing out of the ordinary"

"Shut up Harry, I don't mean his usual kinda strange, more, I don't know, flirty? He's been very, well, suggestive towards me lately and I don't like it! I mean, come on! He's my Father and he's trying to song me all the time! And I think,, well,,,"

"Well what?" Harry put his arm around his Godfathers shoulder and gave it a reassuring squeeze.

"He's stopped looking for a bride and has started to talk to me a lot about how I would want my wedding. And having the Royal ring makes fit both of our wedding ring fingers fitted, yesterday he showed me loads of different engagement rings and saying stuff like `I want our special day to be perfect right from the start so pick wisely!` Now, he's either found us both brides of he wants to marry me!"

By now Harry had gone pale and looked positively ill. His eyes were filled with pity for the handsome young man that sat next to him. Taking a deep breath Harry looked Sirius in the eye and told him "Siri, your Father has found a bride. And it's you"

With that said, Sirius burst into tears.



TBC

What will happen to our lovely Sirius? Will Harry get the beautiful Prince Draco? (D: NO!) Will a comet hit King Jupiter? (S: YES!) Will Remus *ever* get to be in this fic? (R/S: I HOPE SO!) Will I ever be able to write a chapter with out being interrupted? (S/R/D/H: NO!) The answers to all this and more (maybe) the next time I can be bothered to get of my lazy ares and write the next chapter!

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