Disclaimer: Fred and George belong to J.K. Rowling.  So does the Order, Quidditch, NEWTs, Voldemort, Umbridge, and Mrs. Weasley.  They are not my characters, as much as I like to pretend they are.  Too bad.  I Wanna Get a Mohawk belongs to AFI, who happen to rock very much and are the best band ever.
 
Author's Notes: I think this song would be sung by Fred or George (doesn't matter which), sometime during fifth year, although the gambling part does refer to fourth year.  It was also very annoying when I realized that the Harry Potter characters use "Mum" instead of "Mom" and I had to change that part in the whole song.  Whatever.  Do I have anything else to say?  AFI ROX!  I'm done now.
 
 
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I may be seventeen years old but I still know what's up
I work on my jokeshop almost every single day
I want to gamble on sports
Want to join the Order
But mum won't let me so I might just disobey
 
I wanna break the rules
Wanna play Quidditch at school
I wanna make a jokeshop but mum won't let me start one
Let first years test our sweets
So we can sell our treats
I wanna make a jokeshop but mum won't let me start one
 
I may be in seventh year but I know what's going on
We sell our products almost every single day
Don't want to take my NEWTs
Want to fight Voldy too
Umbridge won't let me so I might just run away
 
I wanna break the rules
Wanna play Quidditch at school
I wanna make a jokeshop but mum won't let me start one
Let first years test our sweets
So we can sell our treats
I wanna make a jokeshop but mum won't let me start one