Lesson #2:
Never go into the forest without something big,sharp and heavy....or you will die.

The children had no thought of the forest as being actually dangerous. In fact, the pale green sunlit surroundings of it rather invited one to stay and never come out into the harsh world of before. Little streams ran throughout the forest, with clear sweet water that held no sign of the bacteria swimming in it,and the wildlife held no threat. A sanctuary for those merely seeking a quiet spot to pick flowers or doze or for the hippies, a place where the cops wouldn't find them and their 'secret' gardens.

The children were young and plump with the robust of childhood good health and cheerily, they were making their way on a fallen tree over a stream that could have merely been stepped over but the children thought stepping on a dead tree is magical and original.

They were very stupid children.

Fortunatly, bloodthirsty cliche wolves eyed the children, licking their chops at the prospect of a easy meal and the readers at the prospect of wiping these little airhead fools out of the gene pool.

"Come on Susie!" a little boy said with a giggle."We have to save chipmunks and rabbits and other cute things!"

Susie skipped merrily over to the little boy and hugged him, planting a kiss on his blushing cheek.

"You're so kind to nature Billy!"

The two other children stayed quiet, but smiled brightly as to show that they were, yes they were inferior to these cherubs, kill them now for they are inferior and have no revelance whatsoever to this lesson.

The wolves gagged slightly at the overwhelming cuteness, but eventually drew up enough courage in destroying this mind numbing scene of fluff to come out of their hiding places. Snarling with foamy jaws, they circled the children with hungry eyes eager to taste the sweet sweet flesh underneath.

"OOOOOOO!!!!" Susie squealed. "DOGGIES!"

The wolves paused for a second, but resumed their circling with a newfound raw hatred.

"HERE DOGGIE" Susie squealed so high that the wolves let out a howl of anguish to end the tormenting wail.They finally gave up on scaring their prey and dove in for the kill...when....

"WHOOPDAH!"

The leader of the pack snapped around quickly to confront whatever had made that horrible cry, but fell a second later due to the bullet that found it's mark in the massive, hairy head.

"Nooooooooo!" The children screamed.

"DEMONS OF HELL! RED EYED MONSTERS! MAY HE SEND YOU TO HELL AND MAY YOU PERISH IN THE FLAMES......Amen."

Five knifes speared another wolf, and the birds of the forest burst up into air in a cloud as the wolves snarled and yowled in pain in their sparring with the priests.

"Shit,there's too many" Heinkel growled as she spent round after round into the enraged beasts."Plan B....YUMIKO!"

"WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG DAMMIT?!!!"

The pack had truthfully never seen a creature like this before. It was all in black, with a pale furless face, something that looked human but at the same time a monster with the penchant for the spilling of much blood in it's eyes.It carried something large and sharp looking in it's hand, something that shone in the sun and blinded them.The wolves stared into the face of the creature in mute horrific awe and finally realized what it was at last.....just before they were doomed to a slash from the katana into eternity.

Death has come down on earth.....and she was really pissed.

YUMIKO was mad with bloodlust and laughed merrily as she exterminated the beasts, not aware of the wide blank eyes of the children and the blood that was splashing all over them. By this time Heinkel and Alexander merely stopped and watched YUMIKO with small fixed smiles, the only emotion they would allow themselves to show. After all, they must act as good examples in front of such impressionable children.

Finally, YUMIKO collapsed into a panting heap with the bodies and body parts of the wolves laying all around her, the cheerfulness of the forest's music muted as the smell of Death filled the air.

"Sheesh YUMIKO, you stink." Heinkel muttered as she helped her friend up."You could at least bathe ONCE in a while." She added, placing the glasses on the bridge of Yumiko's nose.

Anderson came out into the middle of the field of carnage, and shook a finger at the blood soaked children.

"Now see this? You don't go out into the forest alone kidddies.Try a Buddy system, or even carry a large stick, for you may never know when you're going to be confronted by these type of threats again.Do you understand?"

He turned around, and proceeded to pick up several somewhat whole bodies of the pack.Slinging them over one shoulder, he smiled and waved at the children, and melted into the forest with Heinkel dragging a exhausted Yumiko in the lead.

Little Susie turned to Billy with wide eyes. She didn't notice the two inferior's disppear into thin air because once again, they are not revelant and important.

"Billy...WHAT THE FUCK????!!!"

Billy shook his head,vomited up the peanut butter and hoeny sandwich, and fainted into Susie's hysterical arms.
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The newspaper the next day would report of several mutilated wolve's bodies placed on the Getti family's lawn. The wife of the family had gone out to paint the aging yard gnomes and found them stuffed in the dislocated jaws of the wolves. There were no fingerprints on the gnomes, but there was a AMEN scratched into the perfectly cut fake grass with what appeared to be a sharp object with the matching blood of the wolves on it.
It has not been connected to the Sam Nelson murder, but has been elevated to a level of "mere chance."
Mere chances would be eliminated after the next strike of the amazing trio........