Author's notes: STEPHIE, I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT YOUR PERSONALITY IS BACK
TO NORMAL!!! AND SO IS STEVEN'S!!! TO OTHER AUTHORS:SO HOW EVER THEY ACT
YOU KNOW THAT THEY REALLY DO DO THAT. COOL? COOL.
DISCLAIMER: I WILL SAY THIS FOR ALL CHAPTERS TO BE; I DO NOT OWN LOTR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU!
ON WITH THE STORY!~*~*~*~*~*~*^-^
CHAPTER 2: LOTHLORIEN
The next morning the three woke up and went to a far corner to practice fencing. They all looked at their swords.
"Wow...they're all the same.except for the colors, mine blue Stephies red and Stevens.Brown?" said Marina sarcastically.
"No $h!t Sherlock!" said Steven.
"Hey! That's my line!" screamed Stephanie.
"That's wonderful." Said Steven.
"And that's mine!" screamed Marina; " well 2 things to be thankful for: that Mr. Pervert (a/n: the one that sits next to stephie in 5th period) isn't here and that Legolas is!"
"Hey! As I said before: stay away from Legolas; and Trunks!" said Stephanie.
"Fine..just don't hurt me." said Marina.
"Whatever.Steven sit while me and Marina practice fencing. and because you suck at it." said Stephanie.
"I don't wanna!" said Steven.
"SIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! " screamed Stephanie.
"I hate you." said Steven sitting.
They practiced fencing until the rest were up. Legolas was first to spot their weapons.
"you can fight?" he asked.
"No $h!t Sherlock!" screamed Steven.
Marina and Stephanie gasped. "SIT!!!!!!! " screamed Stephanie.
"Damn you." said Steven sitting.
"I love doing that." said Stephanie.
"You have control over him?" asked Legolas.
"Yes." Said Stephanie smiling at him.
Steven did that hanging thing-a-ma-bob he always does and Marina laughed as she always does.
"Legolas is dickless." Whispered Steven to Marina.
Marina slapped him. " I'm gonna kill Jodi for making that up! And by the way I think he heard that. remember Elf ears!" she said.
"Damn everything." said Steven.
After alittle bit of flirting (well that's what Stephanie did! ^-^) and eating they got back on the road to lothlorien.
"We get to meet Haldir!!! He's soooo cool!" said Marina.
"Too bad he dies in the second movie." Said Stephanie.
"But not in the book! Evil Peter Jackson killed him!" said Marina.
"I know but I think we're going by the movie because Legolas didn't climb a tree! So ha!" said Stephanie.
Haldir eventually appeared and led them into Lorien to meet the creepy Galadriel (as steven puts it) ; and Celeborn.
"Eleven there are but nine there were set out from Rivendell. And where is Gandalf?" asked Celeborn.
"He has fallen into shadow." Said Galadriel.
"Who are these three, their clothing is much different from that of Middle Earth." Said Celeborn.
"No $h!t." started Steven but was quickly shut up by Stephanie hitting him.
"We are from the land of California.beyond Middle Earth.and we may look like Elves, but we are foreseers." answered Stephanie sounding almost as creepy as Galadriel.
"Foreseers? California? I have not heard of these." said Galadriel.
"As we said. like come on peeps who hasn't heard of California?" asked Steven.
"Ignore our friend here. he has mental problems." said Stephanie. (a/n: sorry Steven I just had to put that in there)
"California is in another world called ummmm.North America and stuff." said Marina.
"Enough, you all must be exhausted from that long journey. Sleep now for you are weary with sorrow and much toil." said Galadriel.
The three went into a corner to talk.
"I wonder what she'll give us." wondered Steven.
"In your case.nothing. You almost insulted Celeborn. So if she understood our English, you'd be dead." said Marina.
"Hey where's Stephanie?" asked Steven.
"Probably druling over Legol.." started Marina.
"Ummm. excuse us for interrupting," came Merry's voice, "but we two wanted to know more about you."
"More? How about this, I was born on September 2, 1984 in Los Angeles, California." started Marina.
"More about us and our personalities." Said Steven.
"Yes, that would be nice." said Pippin.
"That weirdo, her name is Stephanie, thank God she isn't here.oh and sh has too many names, I'll give you four only: Stephanie, Karisian, Lianne her elvish name and oh. Nicole her DBZ name." said Steven.
"Whats 'DBZ'?" asked Pippin.
"Dragon-Ball-Z y' moron!" said Steven. Marina gasped and hit him in the back of the head. (a/n: sorry Steven, when I get mad, I get mad!)
"Pippin's not a moron you idiot!" she screamed.
"Whatever. My names are: Steven, Elijah, Beharu is Elvish, and Gabriel for DBZ." Said Steven.
"I almost have as many names as Stephie," said Marina, "Marina, Lillian, Earine is Elvish, and Reggie for DBZ."
"I'm Meriadoc Branbybuck and this is Peregrin Took." said Merry.
"And now that we've been properly acquainted, tell us about you." said Pippin.
"Stephanie is probably gone with d!ckless some where.." started Steven.
"I hate you! I hate you every minute more when you talk about cool Elves that way! He meant Legolas by the way." said Marina.
"D!ckless? what does that mean?" asked Merry.
"You're too young to know. To immature to know." said Marina.
"oh." said the two hobbits. *~*~*~*~*~* Stephanie went walking, away from the noise her two best friends were making. This is so boring! she thought I can't wait till we get to Helm's Deep! That's when all the action begins!
She walked into something solid. She looked up. Of all the people to bump into, I had to chose to bump into this dude! She thought. She had bumped into Boromir! "Mr.Dead-guy" as Marina had put it.
"I'm sorry milady." He apologized.
Yeah, you'd better be! That hurt! Stephanie thought. "It's okay, you okay?" she asked.
"No actually." said Boromir. *~*~*~*~*~* "And we have very few enemies at the learning place a-mu-bob we go to: Courtney ****** (a/n: sorry cant tell ya the last name!) and her friends." said Steven.
"Hey and remember when you told Brett *. That 'Courtney ****** must die!'? that was funny and Stephie got so mad!" said Marina.
"We have millions of friend by the way I'll name the main ones: Alyssa the hyper one, Jodi the sick minded one, and Lisa the quet one. Thay all have titles and there are a lot more, but lets not get into that." said Steven.
"Are y' hungry?" asked Marina.
"A little." said Pippin.
"Nah! You're always hungy, here have some chocolate!" said Marina giving him and Merry a piece of Chocolate.
"Me too?" asked Steven giving her puppy dog eyes.
"Fine, but if I were Stephanie, I wouldn't be this nice." said Marina giving him a piece.
"These are good! What are they made of?" asked Merry.
"The main ingriedient: dum dum dum! Sugar!!!" said Steven.
"And milk." Came the voice of Stephanie.
"There you are! Where've you been?" asked Marina.
"Listening to Mr.Dead-guy pour his heart out." answered Stephanie.
" 'Mr.Dead-guy'? who's he?" aked Merry.
"Can't tell ya any future, so sue me!" said Stephanie.
"What I would give for some In-n-out burgers!" said Marina.
"Me too." said Stephanie.
"Me three." said Steven.
Hobbits:??????????
"In-n-out is a eating place thingy." said Marina.
"oh is it as good as chocolate?" asked Pippin.
"Better! With their freshly baked bread, delicious juicy meat, freshly picked tomatoes and lettuce, and perfect crispy fries!" said Marina.
"Stop! You're making me hungy!" said Steven.
"No $h!t Sherlock! Me too." said Stephanie.
"Sounds delicioooouus!" said Pippin and Merry drooling.
"Lets sleep and we can talk in the mornin'." said Steven. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ The end of chapter Two!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE STEVEN NOW! HE EVILY PUSHED ME INTO A PUDDLE! SO STEVEN PREPARE FOR INSULTS WITH NO SORRIES NEXT CHAPTER!!!!! If you want to apologize then do so then there'll be no insults!!!! REVIEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! Please? Oh come on! I need reviews! Flamers welcome!!!! Please? I'll go now.......
DISCLAIMER: I WILL SAY THIS FOR ALL CHAPTERS TO BE; I DO NOT OWN LOTR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU!
ON WITH THE STORY!~*~*~*~*~*~*^-^
CHAPTER 2: LOTHLORIEN
The next morning the three woke up and went to a far corner to practice fencing. They all looked at their swords.
"Wow...they're all the same.except for the colors, mine blue Stephies red and Stevens.Brown?" said Marina sarcastically.
"No $h!t Sherlock!" said Steven.
"Hey! That's my line!" screamed Stephanie.
"That's wonderful." Said Steven.
"And that's mine!" screamed Marina; " well 2 things to be thankful for: that Mr. Pervert (a/n: the one that sits next to stephie in 5th period) isn't here and that Legolas is!"
"Hey! As I said before: stay away from Legolas; and Trunks!" said Stephanie.
"Fine..just don't hurt me." said Marina.
"Whatever.Steven sit while me and Marina practice fencing. and because you suck at it." said Stephanie.
"I don't wanna!" said Steven.
"SIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! " screamed Stephanie.
"I hate you." said Steven sitting.
They practiced fencing until the rest were up. Legolas was first to spot their weapons.
"you can fight?" he asked.
"No $h!t Sherlock!" screamed Steven.
Marina and Stephanie gasped. "SIT!!!!!!! " screamed Stephanie.
"Damn you." said Steven sitting.
"I love doing that." said Stephanie.
"You have control over him?" asked Legolas.
"Yes." Said Stephanie smiling at him.
Steven did that hanging thing-a-ma-bob he always does and Marina laughed as she always does.
"Legolas is dickless." Whispered Steven to Marina.
Marina slapped him. " I'm gonna kill Jodi for making that up! And by the way I think he heard that. remember Elf ears!" she said.
"Damn everything." said Steven.
After alittle bit of flirting (well that's what Stephanie did! ^-^) and eating they got back on the road to lothlorien.
"We get to meet Haldir!!! He's soooo cool!" said Marina.
"Too bad he dies in the second movie." Said Stephanie.
"But not in the book! Evil Peter Jackson killed him!" said Marina.
"I know but I think we're going by the movie because Legolas didn't climb a tree! So ha!" said Stephanie.
Haldir eventually appeared and led them into Lorien to meet the creepy Galadriel (as steven puts it) ; and Celeborn.
"Eleven there are but nine there were set out from Rivendell. And where is Gandalf?" asked Celeborn.
"He has fallen into shadow." Said Galadriel.
"Who are these three, their clothing is much different from that of Middle Earth." Said Celeborn.
"No $h!t." started Steven but was quickly shut up by Stephanie hitting him.
"We are from the land of California.beyond Middle Earth.and we may look like Elves, but we are foreseers." answered Stephanie sounding almost as creepy as Galadriel.
"Foreseers? California? I have not heard of these." said Galadriel.
"As we said. like come on peeps who hasn't heard of California?" asked Steven.
"Ignore our friend here. he has mental problems." said Stephanie. (a/n: sorry Steven I just had to put that in there)
"California is in another world called ummmm.North America and stuff." said Marina.
"Enough, you all must be exhausted from that long journey. Sleep now for you are weary with sorrow and much toil." said Galadriel.
The three went into a corner to talk.
"I wonder what she'll give us." wondered Steven.
"In your case.nothing. You almost insulted Celeborn. So if she understood our English, you'd be dead." said Marina.
"Hey where's Stephanie?" asked Steven.
"Probably druling over Legol.." started Marina.
"Ummm. excuse us for interrupting," came Merry's voice, "but we two wanted to know more about you."
"More? How about this, I was born on September 2, 1984 in Los Angeles, California." started Marina.
"More about us and our personalities." Said Steven.
"Yes, that would be nice." said Pippin.
"That weirdo, her name is Stephanie, thank God she isn't here.oh and sh has too many names, I'll give you four only: Stephanie, Karisian, Lianne her elvish name and oh. Nicole her DBZ name." said Steven.
"Whats 'DBZ'?" asked Pippin.
"Dragon-Ball-Z y' moron!" said Steven. Marina gasped and hit him in the back of the head. (a/n: sorry Steven, when I get mad, I get mad!)
"Pippin's not a moron you idiot!" she screamed.
"Whatever. My names are: Steven, Elijah, Beharu is Elvish, and Gabriel for DBZ." Said Steven.
"I almost have as many names as Stephie," said Marina, "Marina, Lillian, Earine is Elvish, and Reggie for DBZ."
"I'm Meriadoc Branbybuck and this is Peregrin Took." said Merry.
"And now that we've been properly acquainted, tell us about you." said Pippin.
"Stephanie is probably gone with d!ckless some where.." started Steven.
"I hate you! I hate you every minute more when you talk about cool Elves that way! He meant Legolas by the way." said Marina.
"D!ckless? what does that mean?" asked Merry.
"You're too young to know. To immature to know." said Marina.
"oh." said the two hobbits. *~*~*~*~*~* Stephanie went walking, away from the noise her two best friends were making. This is so boring! she thought I can't wait till we get to Helm's Deep! That's when all the action begins!
She walked into something solid. She looked up. Of all the people to bump into, I had to chose to bump into this dude! She thought. She had bumped into Boromir! "Mr.Dead-guy" as Marina had put it.
"I'm sorry milady." He apologized.
Yeah, you'd better be! That hurt! Stephanie thought. "It's okay, you okay?" she asked.
"No actually." said Boromir. *~*~*~*~*~* "And we have very few enemies at the learning place a-mu-bob we go to: Courtney ****** (a/n: sorry cant tell ya the last name!) and her friends." said Steven.
"Hey and remember when you told Brett *. That 'Courtney ****** must die!'? that was funny and Stephie got so mad!" said Marina.
"We have millions of friend by the way I'll name the main ones: Alyssa the hyper one, Jodi the sick minded one, and Lisa the quet one. Thay all have titles and there are a lot more, but lets not get into that." said Steven.
"Are y' hungry?" asked Marina.
"A little." said Pippin.
"Nah! You're always hungy, here have some chocolate!" said Marina giving him and Merry a piece of Chocolate.
"Me too?" asked Steven giving her puppy dog eyes.
"Fine, but if I were Stephanie, I wouldn't be this nice." said Marina giving him a piece.
"These are good! What are they made of?" asked Merry.
"The main ingriedient: dum dum dum! Sugar!!!" said Steven.
"And milk." Came the voice of Stephanie.
"There you are! Where've you been?" asked Marina.
"Listening to Mr.Dead-guy pour his heart out." answered Stephanie.
" 'Mr.Dead-guy'? who's he?" aked Merry.
"Can't tell ya any future, so sue me!" said Stephanie.
"What I would give for some In-n-out burgers!" said Marina.
"Me too." said Stephanie.
"Me three." said Steven.
Hobbits:??????????
"In-n-out is a eating place thingy." said Marina.
"oh is it as good as chocolate?" asked Pippin.
"Better! With their freshly baked bread, delicious juicy meat, freshly picked tomatoes and lettuce, and perfect crispy fries!" said Marina.
"Stop! You're making me hungy!" said Steven.
"No $h!t Sherlock! Me too." said Stephanie.
"Sounds delicioooouus!" said Pippin and Merry drooling.
"Lets sleep and we can talk in the mornin'." said Steven. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ The end of chapter Two!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE STEVEN NOW! HE EVILY PUSHED ME INTO A PUDDLE! SO STEVEN PREPARE FOR INSULTS WITH NO SORRIES NEXT CHAPTER!!!!! If you want to apologize then do so then there'll be no insults!!!! REVIEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!! Please? Oh come on! I need reviews! Flamers welcome!!!! Please? I'll go now.......
