A/N: Okay, updates, um, thanx 4 the reviews! Now, for the latest installment…
Disclaimer: Oh yeah, I forgot to mention I also don't own The Weakest
Link…again, duh. I don't own squat.
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*And who should appear but…*
Professor Umbridge appears in a pink bikini w/ a flowered shower cap and
water wings
Umbridge: What the- Wha- Thi-this is totally uncalled for!
All: MY EYES!!!!!
Sirius: Wait, that joke was already used!
Lily: So sue us; it's the uncreative author's fault!
Me: *tear*
Harry: Ugh, put some close on!
Lily: Let me help!
Sevvie: And me!
Harry: And me!
Voldy: And me!
Umbridge: No! I'm a fully-grown witch! I can do it myself! *conjures clothes*
All: *sigh in relief*
Ludo: Hello there!
Sevvie: *glares* That was random and uncalled for. Grrrr. I hate you!
Ludo: You're such a b*tch!
All: *gasp*
Lucius: He doesn't resemble a female dog to me.
Ludo: I never said he was.
Lucius: Who'd you call a b*itch, then?
All: *gasp*
Ludo: Sevvie.
Lucius: He doesn't resemble a female dog to me.
Ludo: I never said he was.
Lucius: Who'd you call a b*itch, then?
All: *gasp*
Ludo: Sevvie.
Lucius: He doesn't resemble a female dog to me.
Ludo: I never said he was.
Lucius: Who'd you call a b*itch, then?
All: *gasp*
Ludo: Sevvie.
Lily: HEY! My son is here and you're all being BAD ROLE MODELS!
Voldy: I always hated you son, what do I care?
Lily: *fumes*
Voldy: Eeek, sorry!
Umbridge: Hem hem.
All: *twitch*
Minnie: *in overly controlled tone* Y…e…s…?
Umbridge: Where am I? As the High Inquisitor I must know about-
Harry: Oh, stow it!
Lily: Harry! You're on a muggle game show.
Umbridge: *glares at no one in particular* How do I play? And next time keep
a muzzle on that sorry excuse for a son!
Sirius: Uh oh…
Sevvie: Watch it! She's gonna blow!
Lily: *silence* …What…did you say…?
Umbridge: You heard me! Now, tell me how to play?
Lily: *tackles Umbridge*
Every Harry Potter Fan in existence: SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRE!!!!!!!!!!
Lily: *punching Umbridge*
Harry: Mum, it's okay…
Lily: *resembles a disgruntled bear*
Fred: Enough of this cheerful banter! Let's start with the second round! Sirius
shall be first or some demented fan-girls are going to slowly rip out my
fingernails after painting them pink! Okay! Let's go! Sirius, if Peter Piper
picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many peppers did Peter Piper pick?
Sirius: Hmm…That would be one hundre-
Umbridge: Oh, I know this game! The "Weakest Kink," right?
Lily: *sarcastically* That's Link. Good for you, did you figure that out for
yourself?
Sirius: Hey, It's my turn! Fred, my answer was one hundred fifty seven!
Fred: Correct. Ludo, why are they called "napkins" when they have nothing to
do with napping?
Ludo: So, I answer this question now?
All: Yes.
Minnie: YOU SHOULD HAVE BANKED!
Fred: Incorrect. Harry, why did the chicken cross the road?
Harry: To get to the other side? *shrugs*
Fred: Incorrect. Lucius, how much bigger would the universe be if there were
no planets?
Lucius: Erm, seventy-five cubic square feet?
Fred: Incorrect. Sevvie, if multiple gooses are "geese" then why aren't
multiple mooses called "meese?"
Sevvie: …because-
Fred: Correct-
Sevvie: I didn't finish my answer.
Fred: Incorrect.
All: *grumble* SEVVIE!
Sevvie: Sorry!
Fred: Hello, it's Minnie's turn! Ready?
Minnie: Yes!
Fred: Incorrect. Lily-
Minnie: Wait, what was my question?
Fred: "Ready?"
Minnie: Yes!!
Fred: Well that was incorrect.
Minnie: But what was my question?
Fred: "READY!!!"
Minnie: YES!!!
Fred: INCORRECT!!!
Minnie: But I don't know what my question was-
Lily: SHUT UP!!!!! It's my turn!
Sirius: Temper, temper! Between you and Molly, honestly…what is it with
redheaded women…?
Fred: I quite agree, Sirius. Now, Lily, why are they called buildings when
they're already built?
Lily: Again, to tell the truth I haven't the faintest.
Fred: Correct. You should all be more like Lily; tell the truth. Umbridge, why
does everyone hate you?
Umbridge: Bank. No one hates me!
Fred: Incorrect. We hate you because you exist.
Umbridge: *proceeds to look excessively pompous and disgruntled*
Fred: Voldy, why are they called buildings when they're already built?
Minnie: No, you already asked that question!
Fred: What did I say!
Minnie: "Voldy, why are they called buildings when they're already built?"
Fred: No, before that.
Minnie: "Incorrect. We hate you because you exist."
Fred: No, no, no, the other thing!
Minnie: "Correct. You should all be more like Lily; tell the truth. Umbridge,
why does everyone hate you?"
Fred: NO! The part about me, the host, doing whatever I bloody well like!
Voldy: So?
Fred: Incorrect. Sirius—Oh, look, we've run out of time!
Umbridge: You didn't even start the clock!
BSV: I did!
Harry: *shudders* Who and what is that!?
Lucius: A disembodied voice! *looks astounded at his own brilliance*
Harry: Oh, whew, well that's okay then!
Fred: Well, we have to vote now…or replace…or something…
Voldy: Well, you know, I'm getting kind of sick of Harry…can we get rid of him?
All: Yeah!
Harry: You too, mum!?
Lily: Sorry Harry, dear, but you are a bit bland. I was expecting more of a
personality…
Fred: So it's settled, Harry, you are the Weakest Link! You are the one whose
intelligence capacity rivals that of a jar of mustard!
All: *silence*
Fred: A joke, it was a JOKE!
Harry: *grumbles and walks backstage*
*Backstage*
Rita Skeeter: So, Harry, that's gotta hurt, having the whole cast dismiss you,
even your own mum! Why, you must be the most boring person on earth if-
Harry: You're not helping. I hope no one wins. I don't even know how anyone
is going to win!
Rita Skeeter: Well, Harry, you're the Weakest Link, so get of my stage…Now!
*Onstage*
Minnie: Alright…let's see…*points her wand at Harry's old place and who
should appear but our very own…*
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**~~~~~~Who should appear?! Again, thanks for the reviews everyone! Hope
you all liked it!~~~~~~~~**
Disclaimer: Oh yeah, I forgot to mention I also don't own The Weakest
Link…again, duh. I don't own squat.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*And who should appear but…*
Professor Umbridge appears in a pink bikini w/ a flowered shower cap and
water wings
Umbridge: What the- Wha- Thi-this is totally uncalled for!
All: MY EYES!!!!!
Sirius: Wait, that joke was already used!
Lily: So sue us; it's the uncreative author's fault!
Me: *tear*
Harry: Ugh, put some close on!
Lily: Let me help!
Sevvie: And me!
Harry: And me!
Voldy: And me!
Umbridge: No! I'm a fully-grown witch! I can do it myself! *conjures clothes*
All: *sigh in relief*
Ludo: Hello there!
Sevvie: *glares* That was random and uncalled for. Grrrr. I hate you!
Ludo: You're such a b*tch!
All: *gasp*
Lucius: He doesn't resemble a female dog to me.
Ludo: I never said he was.
Lucius: Who'd you call a b*itch, then?
All: *gasp*
Ludo: Sevvie.
Lucius: He doesn't resemble a female dog to me.
Ludo: I never said he was.
Lucius: Who'd you call a b*itch, then?
All: *gasp*
Ludo: Sevvie.
Lucius: He doesn't resemble a female dog to me.
Ludo: I never said he was.
Lucius: Who'd you call a b*itch, then?
All: *gasp*
Ludo: Sevvie.
Lily: HEY! My son is here and you're all being BAD ROLE MODELS!
Voldy: I always hated you son, what do I care?
Lily: *fumes*
Voldy: Eeek, sorry!
Umbridge: Hem hem.
All: *twitch*
Minnie: *in overly controlled tone* Y…e…s…?
Umbridge: Where am I? As the High Inquisitor I must know about-
Harry: Oh, stow it!
Lily: Harry! You're on a muggle game show.
Umbridge: *glares at no one in particular* How do I play? And next time keep
a muzzle on that sorry excuse for a son!
Sirius: Uh oh…
Sevvie: Watch it! She's gonna blow!
Lily: *silence* …What…did you say…?
Umbridge: You heard me! Now, tell me how to play?
Lily: *tackles Umbridge*
Every Harry Potter Fan in existence: SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRE!!!!!!!!!!
Lily: *punching Umbridge*
Harry: Mum, it's okay…
Lily: *resembles a disgruntled bear*
Fred: Enough of this cheerful banter! Let's start with the second round! Sirius
shall be first or some demented fan-girls are going to slowly rip out my
fingernails after painting them pink! Okay! Let's go! Sirius, if Peter Piper
picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many peppers did Peter Piper pick?
Sirius: Hmm…That would be one hundre-
Umbridge: Oh, I know this game! The "Weakest Kink," right?
Lily: *sarcastically* That's Link. Good for you, did you figure that out for
yourself?
Sirius: Hey, It's my turn! Fred, my answer was one hundred fifty seven!
Fred: Correct. Ludo, why are they called "napkins" when they have nothing to
do with napping?
Ludo: So, I answer this question now?
All: Yes.
Minnie: YOU SHOULD HAVE BANKED!
Fred: Incorrect. Harry, why did the chicken cross the road?
Harry: To get to the other side? *shrugs*
Fred: Incorrect. Lucius, how much bigger would the universe be if there were
no planets?
Lucius: Erm, seventy-five cubic square feet?
Fred: Incorrect. Sevvie, if multiple gooses are "geese" then why aren't
multiple mooses called "meese?"
Sevvie: …because-
Fred: Correct-
Sevvie: I didn't finish my answer.
Fred: Incorrect.
All: *grumble* SEVVIE!
Sevvie: Sorry!
Fred: Hello, it's Minnie's turn! Ready?
Minnie: Yes!
Fred: Incorrect. Lily-
Minnie: Wait, what was my question?
Fred: "Ready?"
Minnie: Yes!!
Fred: Well that was incorrect.
Minnie: But what was my question?
Fred: "READY!!!"
Minnie: YES!!!
Fred: INCORRECT!!!
Minnie: But I don't know what my question was-
Lily: SHUT UP!!!!! It's my turn!
Sirius: Temper, temper! Between you and Molly, honestly…what is it with
redheaded women…?
Fred: I quite agree, Sirius. Now, Lily, why are they called buildings when
they're already built?
Lily: Again, to tell the truth I haven't the faintest.
Fred: Correct. You should all be more like Lily; tell the truth. Umbridge, why
does everyone hate you?
Umbridge: Bank. No one hates me!
Fred: Incorrect. We hate you because you exist.
Umbridge: *proceeds to look excessively pompous and disgruntled*
Fred: Voldy, why are they called buildings when they're already built?
Minnie: No, you already asked that question!
Fred: What did I say!
Minnie: "Voldy, why are they called buildings when they're already built?"
Fred: No, before that.
Minnie: "Incorrect. We hate you because you exist."
Fred: No, no, no, the other thing!
Minnie: "Correct. You should all be more like Lily; tell the truth. Umbridge,
why does everyone hate you?"
Fred: NO! The part about me, the host, doing whatever I bloody well like!
Voldy: So?
Fred: Incorrect. Sirius—Oh, look, we've run out of time!
Umbridge: You didn't even start the clock!
BSV: I did!
Harry: *shudders* Who and what is that!?
Lucius: A disembodied voice! *looks astounded at his own brilliance*
Harry: Oh, whew, well that's okay then!
Fred: Well, we have to vote now…or replace…or something…
Voldy: Well, you know, I'm getting kind of sick of Harry…can we get rid of him?
All: Yeah!
Harry: You too, mum!?
Lily: Sorry Harry, dear, but you are a bit bland. I was expecting more of a
personality…
Fred: So it's settled, Harry, you are the Weakest Link! You are the one whose
intelligence capacity rivals that of a jar of mustard!
All: *silence*
Fred: A joke, it was a JOKE!
Harry: *grumbles and walks backstage*
*Backstage*
Rita Skeeter: So, Harry, that's gotta hurt, having the whole cast dismiss you,
even your own mum! Why, you must be the most boring person on earth if-
Harry: You're not helping. I hope no one wins. I don't even know how anyone
is going to win!
Rita Skeeter: Well, Harry, you're the Weakest Link, so get of my stage…Now!
*Onstage*
Minnie: Alright…let's see…*points her wand at Harry's old place and who
should appear but our very own…*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
**~~~~~~Who should appear?! Again, thanks for the reviews everyone! Hope
you all liked it!~~~~~~~~**
