A/N: Okay, updates, um, thanx 4 the reviews! Now, for the latest installment…

Disclaimer: Oh yeah, I forgot to mention I also don't own The Weakest

Link…again, duh. I don't own squat.

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*And who should appear but…*

Professor Umbridge appears in a pink bikini w/ a flowered shower cap and

water wings

Umbridge: What the- Wha- Thi-this is totally uncalled for!

All: MY EYES!!!!!

Sirius: Wait, that joke was already used!

Lily: So sue us; it's the uncreative author's fault!

Me: *tear*

Harry: Ugh, put some close on!

Lily: Let me help!

Sevvie: And me!

Harry: And me!

Voldy: And me!

Umbridge: No! I'm a fully-grown witch! I can do it myself! *conjures clothes*

All: *sigh in relief*

Ludo: Hello there!

Sevvie: *glares* That was random and uncalled for. Grrrr. I hate you!

Ludo: You're such a b*tch!

All: *gasp*

Lucius: He doesn't resemble a female dog to me.

Ludo: I never said he was.

Lucius: Who'd you call a b*itch, then?

All: *gasp*

Ludo: Sevvie.

Lucius: He doesn't resemble a female dog to me.

Ludo: I never said he was.

Lucius: Who'd you call a b*itch, then?

All: *gasp*

Ludo: Sevvie.

Lucius: He doesn't resemble a female dog to me.

Ludo: I never said he was.

Lucius: Who'd you call a b*itch, then?

All: *gasp*

Ludo: Sevvie.

Lily: HEY! My son is here and you're all being BAD ROLE MODELS!

Voldy: I always hated you son, what do I care?

Lily: *fumes*

Voldy: Eeek, sorry!

Umbridge: Hem hem.

All: *twitch*

Minnie: *in overly controlled tone* Y…e…s…?

Umbridge: Where am I? As the High Inquisitor I must know about-

Harry: Oh, stow it!

Lily: Harry! You're on a muggle game show.

Umbridge: *glares at no one in particular* How do I play? And next time keep

a muzzle on that sorry excuse for a son!

Sirius: Uh oh…

Sevvie: Watch it! She's gonna blow!

Lily: *silence* …What…did you say…?

Umbridge: You heard me! Now, tell me how to play?

Lily: *tackles Umbridge*

Every Harry Potter Fan in existence: SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRE!!!!!!!!!!

Lily: *punching Umbridge*

Harry: Mum, it's okay…

Lily: *resembles a disgruntled bear*

Fred: Enough of this cheerful banter! Let's start with the second round! Sirius

shall be first or some demented fan-girls are going to slowly rip out my

fingernails after painting them pink! Okay! Let's go! Sirius, if Peter Piper

picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many peppers did Peter Piper pick?

Sirius: Hmm…That would be one hundre-

Umbridge: Oh, I know this game! The "Weakest Kink," right?

Lily: *sarcastically* That's Link. Good for you, did you figure that out for

yourself?

Sirius: Hey, It's my turn! Fred, my answer was one hundred fifty seven!

Fred: Correct. Ludo, why are they called "napkins" when they have nothing to

do with napping?

Ludo: So, I answer this question now?

All: Yes.

Minnie: YOU SHOULD HAVE BANKED!

Fred: Incorrect. Harry, why did the chicken cross the road?

Harry: To get to the other side? *shrugs*

Fred: Incorrect. Lucius, how much bigger would the universe be if there were

no planets?

Lucius: Erm, seventy-five cubic square feet?

Fred: Incorrect. Sevvie, if multiple gooses are "geese" then why aren't

multiple mooses called "meese?"

Sevvie: …because-

Fred: Correct-

Sevvie: I didn't finish my answer.

Fred: Incorrect.

All: *grumble* SEVVIE!

Sevvie: Sorry!

Fred: Hello, it's Minnie's turn! Ready?

Minnie: Yes!

Fred: Incorrect. Lily-

Minnie: Wait, what was my question?

Fred: "Ready?"

Minnie: Yes!!

Fred: Well that was incorrect.

Minnie: But what was my question?

Fred: "READY!!!"

Minnie: YES!!!

Fred: INCORRECT!!!

Minnie: But I don't know what my question was-

Lily: SHUT UP!!!!! It's my turn!

Sirius: Temper, temper! Between you and Molly, honestly…what is it with

redheaded women…?

Fred: I quite agree, Sirius. Now, Lily, why are they called buildings when

they're already built?

Lily: Again, to tell the truth I haven't the faintest.

Fred: Correct. You should all be more like Lily; tell the truth. Umbridge, why

does everyone hate you?

Umbridge: Bank. No one hates me!

Fred: Incorrect. We hate you because you exist.

Umbridge: *proceeds to look excessively pompous and disgruntled*

Fred: Voldy, why are they called buildings when they're already built?

Minnie: No, you already asked that question!

Fred: What did I say!

Minnie: "Voldy, why are they called buildings when they're already built?"

Fred: No, before that.

Minnie: "Incorrect. We hate you because you exist."

Fred: No, no, no, the other thing!

Minnie: "Correct. You should all be more like Lily; tell the truth. Umbridge,

why does everyone hate you?"

Fred: NO! The part about me, the host, doing whatever I bloody well like!

Voldy: So?

Fred: Incorrect. Sirius—Oh, look, we've run out of time!

Umbridge: You didn't even start the clock!

BSV: I did!

Harry: *shudders* Who and what is that!?

Lucius: A disembodied voice! *looks astounded at his own brilliance*

Harry: Oh, whew, well that's okay then!

Fred: Well, we have to vote now…or replace…or something…

Voldy: Well, you know, I'm getting kind of sick of Harry…can we get rid of him?

All: Yeah!

Harry: You too, mum!?

Lily: Sorry Harry, dear, but you are a bit bland. I was expecting more of a

personality…

Fred: So it's settled, Harry, you are the Weakest Link! You are the one whose

intelligence capacity rivals that of a jar of mustard!

All: *silence*

Fred: A joke, it was a JOKE!

Harry: *grumbles and walks backstage*

*Backstage*

Rita Skeeter: So, Harry, that's gotta hurt, having the whole cast dismiss you,

even your own mum! Why, you must be the most boring person on earth if-

Harry: You're not helping. I hope no one wins. I don't even know how anyone

is going to win!

Rita Skeeter: Well, Harry, you're the Weakest Link, so get of my stage…Now!

*Onstage*

Minnie: Alright…let's see…*points her wand at Harry's old place and who

should appear but our very own…*

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**~~~~~~Who should appear?! Again, thanks for the reviews everyone! Hope

you all liked it!~~~~~~~~**