Author's notes: hi again! This is your typical weirdo here. Anyway, this
chapter may be a bit longer than the last because it's not Megan's chapter.
(just joking Megan) anyway, here's chapter 5
Chapter 5: Rohan's Riders
~**~
It was hot. No scratch that it was very hot. Running with two of your best friends, a gay guy, a really gay guy and a really hot Elf was not a choice Stephanie would make over just sitting there. But, did she have a choice? No. Marina felt the same way too. And Steven didn't like running, at all.
When Aragorn found Pippin's Elven brooch their spirits were slightly lifted. "A few more evil running hot days." Stated Marina.
"Yeah, running is Evil. Why is this so evil?" asked Steven.
"Life is cruel." Replied Stephanie.
"Well at least you don't have short legs." Stated Gimli.
"Like Phil Rao? Oh no, he's that bastard that is gay. But he can run faster than you." Replied Steven.
"Yup. Pretty fast. Sorry Gim." Said Marina with no sympathy.
"You guys are sad." Commented Stephanie.
"What's to be sad abou-" Marina was cut short by the sound of galloping horses.
"Thank You Lord!!!!!!! You saved our lives!!!!!" exclaimed Steven.
Aragorn shot out from behind the rock they were hiding behind. "Riders of Rohan! What news from the mark?!" he yelled at them.
"Oi! Baka." commented Stephanie.
"Hai. Hentai." Agreed Marina. (a/n: Please excuse our use of Japanese.)
The Riders of Rohan turned around and surrounded the group. "Who are you?" asked a rider.
"Yo mama." Answered Steven.
Stephanie and Marina burst out laughing. "Good one." They commented and slapped hands.
"What did you say about my mother?" asked Eomer.
"Nothing." Answered the three.
They stood in utter and complete silence until Stephanie's cell phone rang. "Hello?" she asked.
"Stephanie? You would never believe a thing that I tell you!" exclaimed Megan on the other line.
"Yeah. Whatever." Commented Stephanie.
"I'm in Middle Earth! With Treebeard!!" Megan exclaimed again.
"Wow. That's wonderful." Commented Stephanie in annoyance.
"Where are you?" asked Megan.
"Right smack dab in the middle of Riders of Rohan." Answered Stephanie.
"No way. Are they all staring at you?" asked Megan.
Stephanie looked up at the surrounding riders and her friend and answered, "Hai. (Yes)"
"Opps. Se ya online then bye!" Megan hung up.
Stephanie did the same and looked up again. "Umm, sorry. It's just my friend Megan. She's with umm Ents." she explained.
"That gives me little surprise." Said Marina.
"What did you say about Ents?" asked Legolas.
"Nothing." Answered Marina.
Eomer looked at them strangely. "Who are you?" he asked.
"I am Aragorn son of Arathorn, this is Legolas from Mirkwood and Gimli and- " started Aragorn.
"Marina, Stephanie and Steven, forseers. Nice to meet you Eomer." Finished Marina.
"So anyway, we need no info from ya so can I explain?" asked Stephanie.
"No. Now, Two hobbits that you haven't seen, haven't killed and haven't eaten are the two we're looking for. Why the hell did we stop and ask ya, I don't know. Do you? Naw, I din't think so. Can we borrow horses?" asked Marina sweetly.
"Any thing for my lady." Answered Eomer.
"I thinks he likeses you." Whispered Stephanie in Marina's ear.
"Wow, that's nice." Said Marina sarcastically, "Hey that's a pretty horse." She pointed to a whiteish blue horse.
"It's yours." Said Eomer. He handed her the reins. Marina smiled sweetely. Eomer gave them two other horses (Hasufel and Arod) and took off with his men.
"I'm not ridding with you." Stated Stephanie.
"You may ride with me." Offered Legolas.
"Okay." Agreed Stephanie.
Marina quickly glanced at Gimli. "I'll ride with you Marina." Said Steven quickly.
"Thanks Steven, you saved my life." Whispered Marina.
"No prob." Steven whispered Back.
They got on their horses and headed towards Fangorn Forest.
~**~two hours later~**~
The group + Gandalf rode towards Rohan.
~**~a few hours later~**~
The gates of Rohan were opened to them the group walk towards the castle. A guard (Forgot name.) was in front of the doors.
"I cannot alow you before Theoden King so armed. By order of Grima Wormtongue." He said.
"You know what? Screw his ass off! I ain't leaving my precios weapons by order of any Hentai baka onore atame!" yelled Stephanie. (Pervert idiot bastard bitch.)
"Yeah, wait, atame?" asked Marina.
"Yeah!" answered Stephanie.
"I am sorry Miladies." Said the guard trying to snatch the weapons.
"GET YOUR FILTHY BARTARD HANDS OFF ME!" yelled Marina. She felt a cooling sensation inside her that grew until a blue mist surrounded her whole body.
"Exactly, NO ONE TOUCHES MY WEAPONS!" screamed Stephanie. She felt a tingling hot sensation grow and a red mist surrounded her body.
The group was freaked, now think how the guard must've felt. Horrified. "Go ahead!" he insisted opening the doors.
"Thank you." The two girls said innocently.
The group went inside the castle.
"I thought I told you to take their weapons!" screamed and angry Grima.
The mists grew back and the two girls gave him an Evil Death glare that chilled his bones. "F*** off." Suggested Marina. Wormtongue shrank back.
~**~an hour or two later~**~
"That guy is such a bastard!" commented Marina.
The two girls were in their room discussing-things. It was night and it was also cold. They both shivered. "Maybe we should introduce a heater." Suggested Stephanie.
"Yeah, I wouldn't mind that." Agreed Stephanie.
A knock came to the door. "Who is it?" asked Marina.
"Me." Answered the person on the other side.
"Come in Steven." Said Stephanie.
"Hey, what's up?" asked Marina.
"I'm sharing a room with a kaiju." Answered Steven. (Monster)
"Ha! Sucks for you." Said Stephanie.
"That's sad." Commented Marina.
"And he's snoring." Said Steven.
"Oh no! That's terrible! You can sleep on the floor though." Suggested Marina.
"What? Don't YOU snore?" asked Stephanie.
"No." answered Steven.
"Yeah. Riiiight." Said Stephanie.
"No, really." Replied Steven.
Yup." Said Marina doubtingly.
~~**~~
Ending Notes: hah! I am done with chappy 5! Now I can update my other story! Anyway R&R! thanks to my buds who want me to finish this crappy story, you inspire me! *being weird again*
See ya next chapter: moving to helm's deep! Megan does some weird stuff.and -yeah.
Chapter 5: Rohan's Riders
~**~
It was hot. No scratch that it was very hot. Running with two of your best friends, a gay guy, a really gay guy and a really hot Elf was not a choice Stephanie would make over just sitting there. But, did she have a choice? No. Marina felt the same way too. And Steven didn't like running, at all.
When Aragorn found Pippin's Elven brooch their spirits were slightly lifted. "A few more evil running hot days." Stated Marina.
"Yeah, running is Evil. Why is this so evil?" asked Steven.
"Life is cruel." Replied Stephanie.
"Well at least you don't have short legs." Stated Gimli.
"Like Phil Rao? Oh no, he's that bastard that is gay. But he can run faster than you." Replied Steven.
"Yup. Pretty fast. Sorry Gim." Said Marina with no sympathy.
"You guys are sad." Commented Stephanie.
"What's to be sad abou-" Marina was cut short by the sound of galloping horses.
"Thank You Lord!!!!!!! You saved our lives!!!!!" exclaimed Steven.
Aragorn shot out from behind the rock they were hiding behind. "Riders of Rohan! What news from the mark?!" he yelled at them.
"Oi! Baka." commented Stephanie.
"Hai. Hentai." Agreed Marina. (a/n: Please excuse our use of Japanese.)
The Riders of Rohan turned around and surrounded the group. "Who are you?" asked a rider.
"Yo mama." Answered Steven.
Stephanie and Marina burst out laughing. "Good one." They commented and slapped hands.
"What did you say about my mother?" asked Eomer.
"Nothing." Answered the three.
They stood in utter and complete silence until Stephanie's cell phone rang. "Hello?" she asked.
"Stephanie? You would never believe a thing that I tell you!" exclaimed Megan on the other line.
"Yeah. Whatever." Commented Stephanie.
"I'm in Middle Earth! With Treebeard!!" Megan exclaimed again.
"Wow. That's wonderful." Commented Stephanie in annoyance.
"Where are you?" asked Megan.
"Right smack dab in the middle of Riders of Rohan." Answered Stephanie.
"No way. Are they all staring at you?" asked Megan.
Stephanie looked up at the surrounding riders and her friend and answered, "Hai. (Yes)"
"Opps. Se ya online then bye!" Megan hung up.
Stephanie did the same and looked up again. "Umm, sorry. It's just my friend Megan. She's with umm Ents." she explained.
"That gives me little surprise." Said Marina.
"What did you say about Ents?" asked Legolas.
"Nothing." Answered Marina.
Eomer looked at them strangely. "Who are you?" he asked.
"I am Aragorn son of Arathorn, this is Legolas from Mirkwood and Gimli and- " started Aragorn.
"Marina, Stephanie and Steven, forseers. Nice to meet you Eomer." Finished Marina.
"So anyway, we need no info from ya so can I explain?" asked Stephanie.
"No. Now, Two hobbits that you haven't seen, haven't killed and haven't eaten are the two we're looking for. Why the hell did we stop and ask ya, I don't know. Do you? Naw, I din't think so. Can we borrow horses?" asked Marina sweetly.
"Any thing for my lady." Answered Eomer.
"I thinks he likeses you." Whispered Stephanie in Marina's ear.
"Wow, that's nice." Said Marina sarcastically, "Hey that's a pretty horse." She pointed to a whiteish blue horse.
"It's yours." Said Eomer. He handed her the reins. Marina smiled sweetely. Eomer gave them two other horses (Hasufel and Arod) and took off with his men.
"I'm not ridding with you." Stated Stephanie.
"You may ride with me." Offered Legolas.
"Okay." Agreed Stephanie.
Marina quickly glanced at Gimli. "I'll ride with you Marina." Said Steven quickly.
"Thanks Steven, you saved my life." Whispered Marina.
"No prob." Steven whispered Back.
They got on their horses and headed towards Fangorn Forest.
~**~two hours later~**~
The group + Gandalf rode towards Rohan.
~**~a few hours later~**~
The gates of Rohan were opened to them the group walk towards the castle. A guard (Forgot name.) was in front of the doors.
"I cannot alow you before Theoden King so armed. By order of Grima Wormtongue." He said.
"You know what? Screw his ass off! I ain't leaving my precios weapons by order of any Hentai baka onore atame!" yelled Stephanie. (Pervert idiot bastard bitch.)
"Yeah, wait, atame?" asked Marina.
"Yeah!" answered Stephanie.
"I am sorry Miladies." Said the guard trying to snatch the weapons.
"GET YOUR FILTHY BARTARD HANDS OFF ME!" yelled Marina. She felt a cooling sensation inside her that grew until a blue mist surrounded her whole body.
"Exactly, NO ONE TOUCHES MY WEAPONS!" screamed Stephanie. She felt a tingling hot sensation grow and a red mist surrounded her body.
The group was freaked, now think how the guard must've felt. Horrified. "Go ahead!" he insisted opening the doors.
"Thank you." The two girls said innocently.
The group went inside the castle.
"I thought I told you to take their weapons!" screamed and angry Grima.
The mists grew back and the two girls gave him an Evil Death glare that chilled his bones. "F*** off." Suggested Marina. Wormtongue shrank back.
~**~an hour or two later~**~
"That guy is such a bastard!" commented Marina.
The two girls were in their room discussing-things. It was night and it was also cold. They both shivered. "Maybe we should introduce a heater." Suggested Stephanie.
"Yeah, I wouldn't mind that." Agreed Stephanie.
A knock came to the door. "Who is it?" asked Marina.
"Me." Answered the person on the other side.
"Come in Steven." Said Stephanie.
"Hey, what's up?" asked Marina.
"I'm sharing a room with a kaiju." Answered Steven. (Monster)
"Ha! Sucks for you." Said Stephanie.
"That's sad." Commented Marina.
"And he's snoring." Said Steven.
"Oh no! That's terrible! You can sleep on the floor though." Suggested Marina.
"What? Don't YOU snore?" asked Stephanie.
"No." answered Steven.
"Yeah. Riiiight." Said Stephanie.
"No, really." Replied Steven.
Yup." Said Marina doubtingly.
~~**~~
Ending Notes: hah! I am done with chappy 5! Now I can update my other story! Anyway R&R! thanks to my buds who want me to finish this crappy story, you inspire me! *being weird again*
See ya next chapter: moving to helm's deep! Megan does some weird stuff.and -yeah.
