Over The Edge - Chapter Two

by

Black Twilight

Kaoru froze in the doorway. Megumi had Kenshin in a dog collar and was trying to push him into a cage. Meanwhile, Kenshin wasn't putting up much of a fight, only screaming like a school girl.

She sighed. She didn't really want to hurt Megumi, but....

"KAORU-DONO!! EEEEEE!!!!"

Screw that! She wanted to rip her freaking head off! No one touches her rurouni without asking! She fumbled around for anything that looked like a weapon; a toilet plunger. 'Oh well' she thought.

Megumi stopped and grabbed the thing nearest to her; a twig.

"I will smite you! Beware the wrath of the almighty twig!"

"I don't think so, formidable opponent. It is I who shall do the smiting!"

"HUZZAH!" Kenshin yelled enthusiastically. They all sweatdropped. Why did they all have British accents anyway?

"Doesn't matter," the author said. "Would you rather have German accents?"

"Oh yes! Please!"

ZAP!

"Sprechen wir Deutsch? ((Are we speaking german?))"

"Ich weiß nicht. Wie können wir erzählen? ((I dunno. How do we tell?))"

"Ach Wartezeit! Leder hosen. ((Oh wait! Leather pants.))"

They both giggled.