Over The Edge - Chapter Three

by

Black Twilight

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((Last Time.......))

"Sprechen wir Deutsch? ((Are we speaking german?))"

"Ich weiß nicht. Wie können wir erzählen? ((I dunno. How do we tell?))"

"Ach Wartezeit! Leder hosen. ((Oh wait! Leather pants.))"

They both giggled.

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"Wait a minute, aren't we supposed to be beating each other into a bloody pulp, tearing each others hearts through their noses..... or something?" Kaoru mused.

The author sweatdropped. "How eloquently you put it. But, really, I didn't see the logic in a Matrix-style fight scene with a plunger and a twig."

Megumi spoke up. "So what now, idiot?"

The author was fuming now but spoke under her breath so she wouldn't hear.

"Yes, yes, insult me now, Megumi. Soon I will ruin you all! I will invoke my army of Jigglypuff and you shall feel the pain of their bloody wrath! Yes, yes! Paining and wainings! Myy preccioouss........ No, no! Megumi is our friend! No! He betrays us! Nooo...."

Then the author started to rock back and forth omn the floor. Lost in her own little world of insanity.

"I can hear you, you know," Megumi said.

"Dammit! Oh well. How about a drunken scene?"

"What was that?"

"Huh?" *smiles innocently* "Nothing, nothing....Hey Sagara! The drunken scene; you're up!"

Sanosuke stumbled into the room, knocking over a vase. Somehow he managed to grab onto the wall for support, which was a miracle in itself because his eyes were glossed over. Did he even know where he was?

"Heyeverybody....waz wit all the fightin'? Hmmmm??" Everyone rolled their eyes. He couldn't even speak without his words getting slurred!

"Hey, hey. I got an idea......"

Pause.

Long pause.

Super long pause.

"How's about wez aaaaaalllllllllllll join hands and take. Take! A few drinks. TOGETHER! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" he started to laugh uncontrollably, like Aoshi had just stripped naked and danced the mamba.

"Here, here, Jou-chan! Take a drink. It's really good!"

Several hours later....... they were hammered.

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A/n: Hehe! Forgive me if this sucks but I have to write a comedy, or an attempt at one. I've poured my freaking heart into 'Forbidden' and my brain's going to explode. Thanks to everyone who reviewed! I luv ya! Next chapter I plan to have a Rurouni Kenshin drinking game......