Really Really Bad Eggs
By Anne Parkington
[Sum] Sequel to 'Really Bad Eggs': Oh no! Our heros have found themselves face to face with the Ghost kaput-ers again. And they're realllly ticked off at Jack. Elizabeth is torn between two very sexy men, and finds out that there are really bad eggs in Heaven as well. (rated C for CRAZY-GO-NUTS!)
[Dis] I do not own any of the millions of things that shall be mentioned in this fan fic. Except the Ghost Kaput-ers, unfortunately, those are mine.
Kate} hey, whats that supposed to mean?
Lizz} yeah?!
Uhh, nothing! Heh heh, absolutely nothing. . . more specific of the things I do not own, Pirates of the Caribbean and Harry Potter, and the hedgehog.
Melissa} you do So own the hedgehog you dope!
Shut up!
Amanda} She's right, you definitely do!
Mehhhhh! Leave me alone you crap-for-crap!
Kate} Oooh I think that calls for another disclaimer, Anne.
:sigh: FINE! I do not own Homestarrunner.com, or more specifically, Strong Bad, and all his sayings, such as Crap-for-crap, Crazy-go-nuts, you wouldn't know majesty if it bit you in the face, and the cheat is not dead. Okay? Happy now?
The Girls} Yess!!
Good.
[Ded] Dedicated to Amanda, like always, whos' my new best brainstorming buddy! She came up with so much crap for this, and convinced me to make a sequel! Also dedicated to my reviewers!! You guys are awesome, and with out you, I wouldn't know if people wanted a sequel or not.
Chapter One: [This is NOT good]
.: BIG ANNOUNCER VOICE :.
We're baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!
Did you miss us? I know you did! Yes, me and Mr. Big announcer voice here are going to accompany you on yet another part of Really Bad Eggs! Only this time its called Really Really Bad eggs. Get it, cuz its part 2, and there are two reallys?
I think they do, Anne.
Good! Cuz then I'd be worried! LA! I'm just taking up space here, on with the fan fic! Woot!
Woot!
[Small commercial break]
Will looked sadly at the slain girls before him.
"That's a shame. They were nice. They helped us find you!" Will said.
"Well, they were Mary-Sues, they had to go." Jack explained, tucking his sword back into his belt.
"I don't know. I'm not too sure they were. They didn't really save the day, and they weren't really perfect, and they-"
"Elizabeth, please. I know a Mary-Sue when I see one, and those were four very Mary Sue, Mary-Sues." Jack interrupted, walking outside with the rest of them, "Now if you don't mind, if you'd be so kind as to take me back to my ship."
"Uhh. . . " Will said, his eyes suddenly growing with worry. How were they going to get home? Suddenly, the space ship they had used appeared in the corner of his eye. It must have landed there when they fell out.
"We can take that!" He cried, pointing at it. They all looked at it.
"Yes, Will, Brilliant! As if we know how to work it!" Elizabeth said helplessly. Jack scratched his chin thoughtfully and walked towards it. Marty, Will and Elizabeth followed closely, dodging strange looks from passersby. Jack got in and started pushing buttons randomly. Suddenly it fired up, and they all jumped inside. The doors closed and they sped off into the night.
But they didn't get too far. Just out of Las Vegas, Jack realized he had no idea what he was doing and lost control of the ship.
"OH god, we're going to die again!! And it's all your fault!!!" Elizabeth screamed at Jack who raised his hands defensively.
"Calm down, luv! 's'not all bad! I mean, we gots a perty view, good company and. . ." He took out his hip flask which he had refilled at the bar. "Good rum!" He took a swig from it, but let out a cry of anguish. "EMPTY?! But I just filled this blasted thing. . . " and then he saw the hole in it.
"NO!! WE'RE GONNA DIE IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN THING!!" He screamed.
"At least its cooler than eating a bad hamburger. Or some bad eggs." Marty said softly. Will looked helplessly around, but they all were thrown against the control panel as the ship took a nose dive and crashed into a park.
}In Heaven{
Kate, Melissa, Lizz and Amanda sat on clouds looking forlornly around. They were dead, no more ghost kaput-ing for them. Oh well, ah them. They'd get that Jack Sparrow back if it was the last thing they did.
"We'll get that Jack Sparrow back if it's the last thing we do!" Kate said determinedly.
"Yeah. And we'll make him PAY for killing us!" Lizz said, picking off a piece of cloud and blowing it over so it landed on Melissa's head.
"Yeah. . " Melissa said absently, "Make him pay!" She took the cloud off her head and put it in her pocket.
"I'm just upset that we had to die in our uniforms. These are ugly." Amanda sighed. And she was right. They all sighed sadly. They didn't like being dead much.
"I don't like being dead much." Amanda said after a few moments of silence. They all nodded in agreement. Suddenly Kate's mood improved and she started laughing manically.
"Woah, Kate's lost it!!" Amanda said, looking in surprise at Kate.
"She lost it a long time ago." Lizz muttered. Kate pointed at the entrance to heaven and they all looked. In trudged Jack, Will, Marty and Elizabeth. They each exchanged evil grins, and walked over to them.
"Sooo, what happened? Die already?" Kate said smirking at Jack and flicking one of the braids in his beard.
"Obviously!" Spat Jack. The girls chortled.
"Oh well, it's okay. We don't have any hard feelings about you killing us. In fact, Melissa, Kate and I were wondering if you wanted to come have a drink with us. You and Marty." Lizz said.
"Drink?!" Jack said happily. Marty grinned.
"OKAY!" They said, and the girls lead him away, leaving Amanda with Elizabeth and Will.
"Well, I was wondering if you wanted to go to a concert with me." She asked.
Will raised an eyebrow.
"What's a concert?" He asked.
"It's when you go somewhere and watch people play music."
"Oh, like a recital?" Elizabeth asked, recalling her piano recitals when she was younger. Amanda glanced at her and shot her with a vague, 'yea'.
"Sure sounds good. . . Will said tentatively. Amanda grinned and looked at Elizabeth with sudden amazement.
"Elizabeth! You have a pimple on your nose!!" She cried. Elizabeth gasped.
"A PIMPLE?! OH NO! Uhh. . . what's a pimple?"
"Look! Come here!" Amanda cried, pulling Elizabeth over behind a very dense cloud. She then proceeded to push the poor girl into the dungeon. She ran back to Will and linked arms with him. "Lets go!"
"But what about Elizabeth?" Will asked looking behind them.
"OH, she decided she didn't want to go." Amanda lied, grinning at the fact that Will was so close.
"Oh alright. . " Will said, finally focusing on Amanda for the first time. Hey. . . she's really pretty!
Meanwhile. . . in the basement, Elizabeth screamed and screamed trying to get anyone's attention. Suddenly a cold voice came from behind her.
"What are you doing in my dungeon?"
Dun dun dunnnnnnnn!!!
What are those girls up to? And who was that strange guy in the dungeon? For those answers and MORE look for future episodes of Really Really Bad Eggs!!
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