Over The Edge - Chapter Four

by

Black Twilight

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((Last Time))

"Here, here, Jou-chan! Take a drink. It's really good!"

Several hours later....... they were hammered.

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"HAH HAH HAH! 10 bottles of sake on the wall... 23 bottles of..of...of...What are we drinking?"

"SAKE!"

"Yes, sake! I knew that.... you take a couple thousand or more... pass them to Sano... no more bottles of sake on the wall..." Sano sang cheerfully. They had been singing the same song for the last hour, but it never seemed to end. Maybe it was because they couldn't count, or maybe it was because one of them passed out after they reached 18. Take your pick.

"Saannoo??" Megumi whined. He slowly turned his head, afraid that any other movement might kill him.

"Yes'm, Fox?"

"I got this...all...tingly feeling. Like...it tingles! You know? HAHAHAHA!"

"That's because you're drunk, Fox!"

With that they all clinked their glasses together; happy as three drunken clams. A few seconds later a frazzled looking Aoshi stepped into the dojo. His hair was in a mess, parts of twigs were embedded into it, his shirt torn off, his kodachis were stolen, and worst of all.....he was wearing a mamba outfit.

"Where....is the closet?" He panted.

Kaoru stupidly pointed her finger to the left and he immediately jumped into it. He opened the door slightly....

"Oh, by the way, if Black Twilight comes looking for me, tell her I'm not here!" ...then closed it.

The group of three grinned and pulled out lawnchairs, deciding to watch the show.

"AOSHI-CHAN!!!!!!!!" a voice called. It was the beautiful author and Aoshi fangirl, Black Twilight!

"Aoshi-chan! Oh!" she pouted. "Where is Aoshi-chan, Sano?"

He grinned and turned her towards the closet, which was now whimpering. She yanked it open to find a terrified Oniwabanshuu member. But, she didn't care. He was H-O-T! She then proceeded to glomp him.

"Oh, there you are! I got so worried! I love you so much Aoshi! I wrote a poem to confess my undying love! Here it is:

...O freddled gruntbuggly thy micturations are to me

As plured gabbleblochits on a lurgid bee.

Groop, I implore thee my foonting turlingdromes.

And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,

Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurlecruncheon, see if I don't!!"

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A/N: Aww Boredguy! I'm so sorry that you thinked that chapter four "wasnt that great." Oh well, it's not even supposed to be funny. I just keep typing and if someone enjoys this, then mnore power to 'em! Special thanks to RedLady for the opener and 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' from which that awful 'declaration of love' was derived from. I said I'd have a drinking game but the girl still hasn't e-mailed me back with permission. *growls* Oh well......At least Aoshi is here and I get to stalk him! Kenshin comes in next.