Really Really Bad Eggs
By Anne Parkington
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.: Big Announcer Voice :.
Last time on Really Bad Eggs
:cough:
What?
It's not Really Bad Eggs anymore. It's Really Really Bad Eggs.
Oh. . oh right! Sorry! :clears throat: Last time on Really Really Bad Eggs:
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"EMPTY?! But I just filled this blasted thing. . ."
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"Woah, Kate's lost it!!" Amanda said, looking in surprise at Kate.
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"Elizabeth! You have a pimple on your nose!!"
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"What are you doing in my dungeon?"
And now, Chapter 2: [The Hedgehog and Naked Jack]
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"Who's there?" asked Elizabeth in a scared voice. A man with a hooked nose and long greasy black hair that hung in front of his sour yellowish face emerged from the shadows. He wore a black robe and held a stick in one hand.
"Who are you?" Elizabeth asked.
"I am Professor Severus Snape. The potions teacher at Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry."
"Oh." Elizabeth said, her mouth getting small.
"Why are you in my dungeon?" He asked again.
"This awful girl-"
Amanda} Hey!!
Anne} No way did you just interrupt my story.
Amanda} Oops. . .
Anne} You know what the punishment is!
Amanda} Damnit! ::goes into cabin of ship and peels potatoes::
"This awful girl threw me down here!!" Elizabeth cried, helplessly, shivering in the damp cold of the dungeon.
"Oh, well, good. I've wanted an assistant. Come with me."
"With all due respect, Mr. Snap-"
"Professor Snape." He corrected her.
"Professor Snape, but I'd rather stay here and wait for someone to rescue me."
"Don't you sass me, young lady or I'll take 30 points from. . . er. . . whatever house you're in. Now follow me!" He snapped. Elizabeth gave one longing glance up towards the grate in which she was thrown through, and followed Snape into the darkness.
}M34NWHIL3 (meanwhile){
"Now we're gonna play, 'I've never' it's a drinking game. We each say something that we've never done, and then if you have done that, you take a shot." Lizz said, pouring about 30 shots and placing them in the middle of the circle they sat in. Melissa, Kate and Lizz exchanged evil glances, as Jack and Marty looked eagerly at the liquor in front of them.
"Okay, I'll go first." Lizz said. "Uhh, I've never. . . commandeered a ship." She threw out, mock-casually. Jack lunged at the shots instantly and guzzled one down, smacking his lips.
"Ahhh! Good stuff!" He said contently.
"Alright! Me next! I've. . . I've never eaten a bad hamburger, and died." Kate said, pointedly. Marty beamed, raised his hand a little and took a shot.
"Okay, I've never been a boy." Melissa said. Marty and Jack glanced at each other and took their shots. Now about an hour passed, before the boys passed out and the girls cackled maliciously.
"Bwahaha! Our plan worked perfectly!" Kate squealed.
"Yup! Get them drunk, then steal their stuff!! C'mon!" Lizz said, glancing at the two crumbled figures across the room.
}M34NWHIL3 (meanwhile){
Amanda and Will were at the Aerosmith/KISS concert, rocking out. Well, almost. Amanda was rocking out, but Will was looking desperately confused.
"AMANDA!" He screamed in her ear. She looked at him and beamed.
"Having fun?" She asked, screaming back. Will shook his head.
"WHY NOT?" She shouted.
"WHERE'S THE MUSIC?!" he cried.
"WHERE'S THE MUSIC?! THIS IS IT!!"
"THIS IS NOISE!!" Will cried. "PLEASE CAN WE DEPART?" He asked, his Labrador eyes pleading with her. Amanda sighed, and gave one last glance at Stephen Tyler, before ushering Will out of the hall.
"Sorry about that, Will. I forgot about how our taste in music is probably very different."
"It's alright." Will said, as they floated back to heaven. They walked through the gates chatting happily, when suddenly they heard yelling.
"AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Kate screamed, streaking past them. Will's eyes widened, she was wearing Jack's hat, his shirt and his pants. Suddenly Lizz and Melissa ran past, Lizz was wearing his head wrap and Melissa was wearing Marty's clothes.
Melissa} Poo! Why don't I get to wear Jack's clothes?
Anne} There wasn't enough clothes to go around.
Melissa} Yes there were! Give me his shirt! Please!!?
Anne} Fine. . .
"AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" cried a blurred figure as it ran past them. Two more ran past as well, followed by two very conscious, very naked males.
"JACK!!" Will cried, covering Amanda's eyes.
"OY! Let go of me!" She cried, trying to pry his hands away. "Your hands are rough! They're hurting my face!" But Will didn't pay attention.
"What HAPPENED?!"
"They stole our clothes!" Jack complained.
"How did they manage that?" Will raised an eyebrow.
"They got us good and drunk. . . and you know that Angels can't stay drunk for long. . . well we woke up, and there they were in our clothes. . . so we chased them.
"Ohh, and what do you plan to do when you've got them? Tear their clothes off? They're only children."
"Are not!" came a voice from behind him. They all turned to look at Kate standing there, brandishing Jack's sword.
"Be careful with that!" Jack complained.
"ahhh u put some clothes on." Snapped Kate, but she didn't have to cover her eyes, because Will's arm was in exactly the right place.
"I WOULD if I COULD!" Jack growled.
"Oh yeah huh?" Kate giggled madly, and turned and dashed away. Jack was about to run after her when Will stopped him. "Please, they're just children!" Will pleaded.
"Yeah, Jack lets go get some robes first. . " Marty suggested. Jack nodded and they ran off.
Amanda turned around and ran off in the direction where the girls went. When she caught up with them she asked,
"What are you doing?!" Lizz grinned evilly.
"We're getting Jack back for killing us, and wrecking havoc! Bwahahah! Havoc! HAVOC! HAVOOCCCCCCCCC!!!!"
Amanda blinked.
"Riiight."
"Hey, you and Will looked pretty Cozy, where's Elizabeth?" Melissa asked.
"Oh. . "Amanda blushed. "I locked her in the dungeon."
The girls cackled nastily.
}M34NWHIL3 (meanwhile){
"Drink this potion." Snape said, giving her a vile.
"What is it made out of.
"Really bad eggs, and-"
"Not again!" Elizabeth groaned. "Last time I ate really bad eggs, I died!" She complained, her lip quivering.
"well, you can't really die again, can you?" Snape asked, his eyes glittering dangerously. Elizabeth took this into consideration and downed the vile. Then she turned into a hedgehog.
"Oh my. That wasn't supposed to happen. . . " Snape said with mild interest.
-Wow this chapter was short, and it sucked, but whatever. I'm not feeling too creative today. My muse ran away, you see, and now I have to find another one. . . oh well. Review please!
