Really Really Bad Eggs

Anne Parkington

Review Replies:

Marie The Black Rose: Yes, Mmmm Sparrow indeed. . . :sigh: sooo pretty!!! :hands out drool bags to everyone:

Nicole297: Oh no! You'll have to stop sometime or you'll like. . . I dunno. . . hurt your diaphragm. . . uhh I'm not a doctor but that cant be good heeehee ^_^

August DuMonte: Yes, more Norrington in this chapter! Yayy!! I don't care what anyone says, he was sexy too. . . only in a different way than Will and Jack. . .

Slowbum360: Yes, yes, it is very very gross. . . but. . . Elizabeth is dumb.  . ^_^

abi, the hyper little cursed monkey: You kidnapped Jack and Will?!!! How am I supposed to write the story if you kidnapped them?!! ::cries, glares and steals them back:: so there! Heeheee!!! Thanks for the review!!

OrlandosElfPrincess: Thanks!! ^_^ socks flying off are always fun!

Elf-Vulcan: Normally no one would be able to defeat Amanda, she is all powerful, but. . . she was caught off guard. And I do enjoy Elizabeth more when she's a hedgehog, easier to smoosh! Fwahahahahahahahaha!

the second geek reigns supreme!: That you do! And I'd totally get you tickets, but I already have a POTC soundtrack!! Heehee!! My evil cousin is going, you can take his tickets. You can steal them from him when he's sleeping!

ANONYMITY MUAHAHAHA : Yay Harry Potter! And Taylor shall be in this a little more, Taylor. I mean. . . unknown fanfic reviewer. . . ::tip toes away::

AppleJuiceMaker: I love this pen name, makes me thirsty actually. . . mmm apple juice, one of my favorite juices EVER!! Whenever I go over my friends house I usually end up drinking it all. . . I'm a pig. Anyway, you get two drooling bags, and more 'Mmmm sparrow' coming up! Hey! I could start a soup line or something. . . or. .  a cereal! A cereal with small marshmallow Jacks, coins, and rum bottles. And the catch phrase will be Mmm Mmm Sparrow!! And then I'll have to run away from Campbell's. . . oh well!

Taylor] We put up the posters just like you said!

Good, good. Where's Isabelle?

Taylor] Uhh, I don't know. .  .

You lost him?!

Taylor] NO!! I did not! How dare you accuse me of such!

Tay, he was with you last!

Taylor] Uhh. . . Oh yeah, I put her in my purse!!! I forgot!!

You put him, in your purse. He's a boy. Him him him.

Taylor] ::ignoring:: Ohh there you are pretty girl!!! We did a good job with those flyers huh? ::picks her up and swings her around::

::raises eyebrow:: anyway. . . Mr. Big announcer voice, this is your cue.

.: BIG BOOMING ANNOUNCER VOICE :.

Last time on Really Really Bad Eggs

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"Give me my bloody clothes ye looney!" Jack yelled at Kate.

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"What are you going to do, Shoot me?" Marty asked amused.
"Yeah!" Kate said angrily.
"And I'll die. Right? Cuz I'm not already dead." He snapped. Kate thought about this, and sighed.

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"Mmmmm Sparrow."

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"I'm Elizabeth Swann! You're fiancée! We've known each other since we were 8! My ship found you on the crossing from England! Oh Will!" She said kissing him softly. "You have amnesia!"

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"Ew, man, that's his DAD!" Amanda laughed, and pointed at Elizabeth
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"She's the queen of America!" The girls cried.

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"Fine. . . " She said, and without warning she shoved the q-tip in Amanda's eye.

Gee Willikers, this is getting to me some exciting stuff!! I just cant wait for chapter 4!!

Chapter 4 [Woa. . . ]

Governor Swann looked out at the horizon and sighed. Those 'Ghost Kaput-ers' or whatever they were, were taking a long time to return his daughter.

"I worry." Norrington said standing besides him. "I feel that now is the time to take this into our own hands."

"How? They're dead." Governor Swann said sadly.

"How quickly you give up!" Came a voice behind them. They turned around and found themselves looking at a boy with messy black hair, green eyes, round glasses and a scar like lightning on his forehead. In one hand he held a broom.

"Who are you!?" Governor Swann asked in surprise.

"I'm Harry Potter! Take this broom and fly to save your daughter!" The boys said.

"Oh thank you!" Governor Swann said grabbing the broom. Norrington raised an eyebrow and stroked his chin.

"Who did you say were?" Norrington asked, putting his hand at his hip.

"Harry Potter! The boy who lived!" Norrington smirked and raised his eyebrow again.

"Not anymore." He said, and grabbed the gun off his belt and shot him off the ship. Governor Swann stared.

"Why did you do that?!" He asked.

"Not sure. Maybe it's because the blood of Lord Voldemort surges though my veins and I'm just reacting off of instinct, or maybe he was just annoying the frick out of me."

"Oh, alright then." And they jumped onto the boom and flew off into the distance.

About 10 minutes later, the broom suddenly became quite vengeful of it's owner's death and tossed them both off into the forest. They fell fell fell down down down until they landed with a loud thud! On the forest floor.  Harry's broom landed innocently besides them. Governor Swann and Commodore Norrington stood up and looked at their surroundings fearfully.

"Where are we?" Asked Norrington.

"I'm not sure-"

Wiiiizzzzzzzthhhpppp! A long wooden arrow shot towards him and pinned his wig to the tree behind him.

"ACH!!" Governor said in surprise, ducking. Norrington gazing in awe at the accuracy of the arrow.  Suddenly a tall, thin blonde man with pointy ears ran up to them.

"What are you doing in my forest?"

"I-I-I-I" They stuttered. The thin figure ran up to Norrington and pinned him against the tree with his sword.

"Answer the question." He snapped.

"Looking for my d-d-daughter!" Governor stuttered. The elf's eyes softened, and he took a step back.

"A damsel in distress? Who are you?" He asked.

"I am Governor Swann, and this is Commodore Norrington."

"Your first names are Governor and Commodore?" He asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Yes. . . do you have a problem with that? What's YOUR name?" Norrington asked.

"Legolas Greenleaf." He said, bowing slightly.

"What kind of stupid name is that?" Norrington asked. Legolas loaded his bow again. Norrington took a step back. Governor put his hands up to stop the quarrel.

"Now now, this is not good to be fighting when Elizabeth is lost." He said. Norrington nodded, and Legolas did too, but also glared at Norrington.

"Will you help us, Mr. Greenleaf?" Governor asked. Legolas looked at the dreading look in Norrington's eyes, and smirked.

"Sure." He said, and they all climbed onto the broom again and flew off to heaven.  Wee!!

-Meanwhile-

"You suck. You totally suck!" Kate said angrily as the boys put their clothes back on. The girls had donned themselves in robes after a little persuasion from God.

"We were just having fun. You guys ruined it. You suck." Lizz said.

"And we were getting you back for KILLING US!! You suck for that too. You all just suck." They glared at Jack and Marty, who were just happy to have their clothes back and weren't really paying any attention to the girls.  

"But, Will, I thought it was you! You look JUST the same!" Elizabeth cried, clinging to Will. Will was looking terribly hurt at the fact that his fiancée was fraternizing with his father. He didn't blame bootstrap of course, how could he have known that he and Elizabeth were engaged? To him it was just some hot chick throwing herself at him. What would any other guy do, huh? But now she was begging for forgiveness, and Will wasn't very happy with her.

"We don't look that much the same." Will snapped.

"Oh yes you do!! The exact same, only his hair is different. . . and he's more, piratey!"

"Piratey?" Will asked, raising an eyebrow. Bootleg snickered a bit.

"Yes! Please forgive me!!" She said, hugging his legs.

"YOU STOLE OUR CLOTHES, WE HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE ANGRY AT YOU!" Jack roared.

"YOU KILLED US!!!" The girls screamed.

"YOU WERE MARYSUES!" Marty hollered, waving his arms about.

"No we're NOT!! We're extra random rabid fangirls, moron!" Melissa said poking him in the chest.

"Jerk!" Kate sneered kicking him in the shins.

"Now don't you hurt my friends!" Will said loudly over everyone's shouting. Elizabeth and Bootleg burst out into angry words, while Jack, Marty and the girls continued their banter. They went on screaming until they were red in the face when-

"ELIZABETH!!!" Governor and Norrington shouted above everyone else. They became silent.

"Father!!" Elizabeth cried, running towards him and leaping into his arms.

"Legolas!" The girls screamed.

Legolas jumped, and smiled sheepishly as they all hugged him.

"Aw. . . no one loves me." Norrington said, a teeny tear running down his cheek.

"I love you. . . " Jack said. "no, I lied. I don't." He stuck out his tongue at him and kicked him in the shin.

"Bloody pirate!" Mumbled Norrington holding his leg.

"Wait. . .woah, this is odd. . . " Amanda said suddenly, dragging Legolas next to Will and Bill. The girls all stared at them in amazement.

"woah" They said. Elizabeth and Governor Swann stared, as well as Jack, Marty and Norrington. Will, Legolas and Bill looked at eachother in amazement.

"Woah. . " They said in unison.

"TOO FREAKY!! They're all the saaaaaammmeeee!!" Lizz said, falling down and having a seizure. No one noticed though and were too busy staring at the three beautiful Orlandos.

"That's. . . I knew he seemed familure!" Norrington said. "That's why I don't like him. He's Will!"

"I am not Will! I am Legolas!" Legolas said, doing a heroic pose. The two Turners copied him and snickered. Kate took out a camera out of thin air and took some pictures, so did Amanda.

"For my scrap book. . . this is just amazing!" She said.

"You're like. . . "Will said searching for words. "Me." He finished. Legolas shook his head. "No, you're like me."

"NO you're all like me!!" Bootstrap said.

"NOO! Like me!!"

Everyone watched as they fought, and even bought popcorn to watch. It was all very entertaining.

Okay, this was short and I know it, but I don't have much time and school starts Wednesday. . . !! Weah! So, I'll only be updating on the weekends if I can. Soo, until next week!! Au revior!!