AN: I've just been watching Black Adder and the theme's been stuck in my head for days. I've also been rereading Order of the Phoenix again and finishing up chapter 12 of my Harry Potter fan fiction, so Potter names have been running through my head. This is sort of a crossbreeding of the two. The song should be sung to the Black Adder theme from the first episodes.

Disclaimer: I do not own Ron Weasley, Quidditch, Black Adder, or anything else mentioned in this song, nor do I own the melody. I just abuse them.

Ode To the Keeper

The sound of cheers across the pitch,

The Keeper's blocked another Quaffle.

The Gryffindor's are feeling rich,

While Slytherins are feeling awful.

Ron Weasley, Ron Weasley, he blocks the hoops all three

Ron Weasley, Ron Weasley, he's busy as a bee.

Red: his hair swept in the breeze,

Red: his robes of Quidditch Keeper

His freckles force you to your knees

With age his voice is getting deeper.

Ron Weasley, Ron Weasley, he saves the Quidditch match.

Ron Weasley, Ron Weasley, he's quite a lucky catch.