Sirius Has a Problem

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Author: Sirius' Secret Lover

Date: August 19, 2003

Summery: Sirius has a problem. He is addicted to something . . . But what?

Sirius sat the sofa reading a book. He felt funny. He ran to the kitchen. Looking around he spotted what he needed. Cheetos! 'Harry wouldn't mind. Just one bag.' He thought to himself. Placing his butt back on the sofa, stuffing his face with Cheetos.

Harry came to his and Sirius' house late. He was busy playing Quidditch with the Weasleys. He was quiet glad the he caught Pettigrew, the one who betrayed his parents and placed Sirius in Azkaban, in his Sixth year. Now, fresh out of school, he and Sirius bought a house together. He thought that living together, they would live happily ever after. Boy, he was wrong. He was buying bags after bags of Cheetos. He never got a chance to have just one! He had a feeling that his beloved godfather was the guilty one. But Remus, Sirius' mate, lives with them too. Ron always comes here. Ah! Pigging out with Sirius and Remus! Harry was hurt that they didn't ask him to join in. 'But', he thought, 'this is just a feeling, anyone of them could be pigging out on their own.'

Harry went to the kitchen right away. He just bought a new bag last night. He looked in the cupboard. Gone. He was very mad. It had to be Sirius! He was the only one there! Remus was on a job for the Order, he wouldn't be back for weeks!

"Sirius, have you seen my new shoes?" Harry wanted to try to side track him.

"No, Harry."

"Wait! Where's my Cheetos?"

"Um . . .Dog ate them?"

"Oh . . . Wait! You ARE a dog!"

"Wait! Harry, I . . . You see, . . ."

"Hey, what's that?" Harry pointed to an empty bag on Sirius' lap.

"Nothing!" Sirius said quickly, standing up.

"Ha! Caught red-handed!"

"Um . . . No, I . . . Er . . . "

"I knew it! I knew it! You were number ONE on my list! Ha! I knew it, I knew it!"

"Harry, shut up! Hey-"

"I knew it, I knew it!"

"Harry, I get your point! Will you please shut-"

"I knew it! Now, pay up!"

"What? I thought-"

"Pay up! You own me money for all that!"

"What? Hey, I don't have any!"

"Maybe, you should have a J-O-B!"

"Do you take an IOU?" asked Sirius despertly.

"No! Fine, since you have no money, no job, you will work for me!"

"WHAT? You work with the greasy git!"

"SO?"

"I hate you."

"Hehe. We wake up at 6:00 a.m."

"What? NO WAY!"

"Oh, come on! You wake up at noon, you lazy pig!"

"That is now way to talk to your poor defenceless godfather like that!"

"More like poor lazy, godfather."

"Shut up! I am NOT lazy!"

"Sure, that's why there's food everywhere! You're too lazy to eat with me!"

"You get home late!"

"Good night. We have to wake up early. Time for bed."

"What? It's only 10:00!"

"Good night! Sleep tight!"

A/N: Should I upload? Review please! I kinda made Siri like me, I wake up at noon all the time. Lazy, I know. The Cheeto part is my beloved best friend, who is a pig.