Chapter 2: In Those Jeans

Disclaimer: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know I don't own anybody! I try and I try but throughout my Dumpster diving, I cannot find a nice little deed that says I'm the Master of the Wizarding World!

"Har-ree! No, I repeat, no! You are not going to take to the greasy git's house!" wailed a pitiful Sirius as they were getting ready for bedtime.

"No, all that wailing is not going to work! Do you really want Snape seeing you like this?"

Sirius straightened up quickly."Oh yeah, I can't lose my professional figure, now!"

"Pro-figure? Oh yeah, I'm am so sure that everyone loves tha way you manage to fit in those jeans!" (A/N: You know that song, In those Jeans or whatever it's called? Have you heard of it?) He pointed to Sirius's jeans and sure enough, the button was popping of and he didn't have the zipper zipped. Thos jeans looked really familiar. Wait a minute! "Sirius! Those are MY jeans! You're fat arse is stretching them!"

"Heh. You better hide your boxers!" Smirked Sirius.

"Ew! God no! Sirius, don't you ever think about it!" said Harry as he tried not to picture his very large godfather in his beloved boxers.

"Oh, yeah. I know that I'm gonna wear you swimming trunks tomorrow! Or what about your nice leather pants? " Yelled Sirius from across the hall.

"Shut up! I do not want to picture you in my leather pants! You are a poor, jobless, fat, old man!"

"You really think that?" Yelled Sirius in a hurt voice.

"Oh, not the fist an last comment. As for the rest, let's say you need to go on Atkins Diet! It's really nice. Molly went on it and got lost her flub almost in her fist week!"

"A DIET? ARE YOU MAD?" then silence filled the halls as both men fell into a deep sleep. Harry dreamt that he married a goat. Sirius dreamt that he married a big Twinkie.

A/N: No, I am not that certain diet. I am perfectly figured, just ask Sirius and he'll tell you.

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