To Be Thin Again
"Harry, please, can't we just visit Moony?" A beg that was heard all day.
"Sirius, for the miillionth time, no. Snape is wanting me to make a extreamly difficult potion. If you mess me up, I am going to splash it all over you!"
"God Harry, can't a man beg?" Sirius huffed.
"Um . . .No!" Harry said wickedly.
"I guess I better get ready." Sirius said with a sly smile.
"No! You stay outta my jeans! Not my leather pants!" Screeched Harry as he saw another sly smile play across his Godfather's fat lips.
"Fine. Let's get dressed."
"Yeah, time to put on your poncho!" Harry smirked.
"You-you . . .!" But Harry was already gone.
Snape's Private Lab- 12:22 pm
"Hello, Pot- er . . . Harry." Harry forced Snape to call him Harry.
"Hello to you too, Professor. I have brought my friend, Sirius Black, I do think that you know him."
"What? So you are telling me that the inflated person is Black?" Harry had no time to answer because for the first time in years, Snape laughed.
"So that human pig is B-Black!" More laughter bounced all over Snape's lab and broke potion viles.
Snape's laughter is soon dried out by shrill crying. Snape seemed to ignor that and started laughing again.
"Sirius, what's wrong?"
"Nothing. I just can't see why Snape is laughing."
"Ahh! I have an idea! Hold on!" And with that, Harry ran to get something.
"He came momunts later with a potion bottle in hand. "Drink this."
Sirius, knowing that his godson would never poison him, drank it.
"See any differents?"
Sirius looked around. He saw nothing then he look and his fat- beautiful figure and wash board abs.
"Harry you-you . . .Thank you!" Sirius ran over to embrace his godson.
"Sirius you're choking me!" Gasped his lithe godson.
"Oh, I forgot that I don't have fat on my arms." Sirius smiled sheepishly.
"Hey, don't worry. With that new body of yours, we can go pick up some ladies!"
"Oh yeah!" and they left Snape to sort out his problems.
"Do you think that we should give him a Calming Potion?"
"Nah."
Just when he said that, Remus appears.
"Hey Sirius, why are you naked?" Sirius's poncho was 100 sizes too big and fell off.
"I um . . ."
"And why are so thin? Last time I saw you, You were the size of Vernon Dursley!"
"And why-"
"Rem, shut up. Time to get some chicks!"
"Oh Sirius, I've already got one. Her name is Aubrey. Come on out Abuse!"
"Were are they?" said the young lady, Aubs.
"Drat! They're picking up girls."
The End! Tell me if you want a sequel! I'll do it!
Review Responds:
veld: Yeah, thought so too.
sea-Shell 23- I can see that you like this story! Thanks for reviewing!
Savi2070- I mead Siri better. You're the only one who cares for his welfare! Thanks for reviewing!
Sneakernet- My friend Aubrey lover Rem too. Thank's for reviewing-I put Remus is there for you.
Gyp- Thanks for reviewing!
Window Girl-You don't know how much I agree! Thank's for reviewing!'
Snufflesluver- Heh. Do you want Siri fat? Thanks for reviewing!
Ocean Godess: Thank you!
Mr. Padfoot1: I make you laugh? *blushes* You're too kind!
People, REVIEW! My life depends on them!
"Harry, please, can't we just visit Moony?" A beg that was heard all day.
"Sirius, for the miillionth time, no. Snape is wanting me to make a extreamly difficult potion. If you mess me up, I am going to splash it all over you!"
"God Harry, can't a man beg?" Sirius huffed.
"Um . . .No!" Harry said wickedly.
"I guess I better get ready." Sirius said with a sly smile.
"No! You stay outta my jeans! Not my leather pants!" Screeched Harry as he saw another sly smile play across his Godfather's fat lips.
"Fine. Let's get dressed."
"Yeah, time to put on your poncho!" Harry smirked.
"You-you . . .!" But Harry was already gone.
Snape's Private Lab- 12:22 pm
"Hello, Pot- er . . . Harry." Harry forced Snape to call him Harry.
"Hello to you too, Professor. I have brought my friend, Sirius Black, I do think that you know him."
"What? So you are telling me that the inflated person is Black?" Harry had no time to answer because for the first time in years, Snape laughed.
"So that human pig is B-Black!" More laughter bounced all over Snape's lab and broke potion viles.
Snape's laughter is soon dried out by shrill crying. Snape seemed to ignor that and started laughing again.
"Sirius, what's wrong?"
"Nothing. I just can't see why Snape is laughing."
"Ahh! I have an idea! Hold on!" And with that, Harry ran to get something.
"He came momunts later with a potion bottle in hand. "Drink this."
Sirius, knowing that his godson would never poison him, drank it.
"See any differents?"
Sirius looked around. He saw nothing then he look and his fat- beautiful figure and wash board abs.
"Harry you-you . . .Thank you!" Sirius ran over to embrace his godson.
"Sirius you're choking me!" Gasped his lithe godson.
"Oh, I forgot that I don't have fat on my arms." Sirius smiled sheepishly.
"Hey, don't worry. With that new body of yours, we can go pick up some ladies!"
"Oh yeah!" and they left Snape to sort out his problems.
"Do you think that we should give him a Calming Potion?"
"Nah."
Just when he said that, Remus appears.
"Hey Sirius, why are you naked?" Sirius's poncho was 100 sizes too big and fell off.
"I um . . ."
"And why are so thin? Last time I saw you, You were the size of Vernon Dursley!"
"And why-"
"Rem, shut up. Time to get some chicks!"
"Oh Sirius, I've already got one. Her name is Aubrey. Come on out Abuse!"
"Were are they?" said the young lady, Aubs.
"Drat! They're picking up girls."
The End! Tell me if you want a sequel! I'll do it!
Review Responds:
veld: Yeah, thought so too.
sea-Shell 23- I can see that you like this story! Thanks for reviewing!
Savi2070- I mead Siri better. You're the only one who cares for his welfare! Thanks for reviewing!
Sneakernet- My friend Aubrey lover Rem too. Thank's for reviewing-I put Remus is there for you.
Gyp- Thanks for reviewing!
Window Girl-You don't know how much I agree! Thank's for reviewing!'
Snufflesluver- Heh. Do you want Siri fat? Thanks for reviewing!
Ocean Godess: Thank you!
Mr. Padfoot1: I make you laugh? *blushes* You're too kind!
People, REVIEW! My life depends on them!
