Check-Up

"Mou, Ha-san!!" Came a familiar, panicking voice from outside. Hatori stood up quickly and his eyebrow twitched. The patient he was doing a check-up on looked towards the clinic door curiously.

"Tori-san! Help uuusss!" Came another familiar, groaning voice. "I feel so weak! I think I am about to faint!" the voice continued dramatically.

"Fear not, Aya! I will save you!" There was a pause. Hatori was frozen. "…Oh, I am too dizzy! Whatever will I do? Aya! I think I'm dying, Aya!!"

"Noooo, not Gure-san! My one true love!" The voices were getting louder now. Hatori knew they were right outside the door. Ignoring his patient, he glared angrily at the door, hoping that by some mysterious force of forceful mystery it would knock his idiot cousins out.

"Oh, whatever shall we do?" Shigure was wailing like a sissy. "The world needs my literature! Ha-san! Save meeeeeeee from this disease!"

"I feel the life draining out of my body!" Ayame cried dramatically. "Tori-san has turned his back on us, Gure-san! Now we shall die here together, so romantically, just like Romeo and Juliet…"

"What do you want?!" Hatori asked impatiently as he slid the door open to find Shigure and Ayame lying all over the grass stupidly.

They stared up at him in a few moments of silence.

"We want our check-uuuuup~!" They replied in sing-song voices, winking at him seductively.

Hatori sweat-dropped and slammed the door in their faces.